Favorite joke

[Vod]

I walked into 7-11 and said to the clerk, "Give me a KitKat Chunky"

She brought a Kitkat Chunky back to me.

I said "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

[Vod]

I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234

[makebitcoin]

My wife has a tattoo of a seashell on her upper thigh. If you put your ear on it you can smell the sea.