TMAN (OP)
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March 01, 2018, 09:29:07 AM |
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so you need to make me laugh.. you can be a new account or a legendary I don't care. This place needs more humor
if you are a 3rd world shitposter I will not merit you
if most of your posts are in a language other than English then this isn't for you
if you call me Sir this isn't for you
I am posting this here as I have searched about and not found many merit worthy posts from people I do not know - so giving some people an opportunity to level up.
lets run this till Sunday, if no one really makes me laugh then I may just spread out 10-30 merits to amusing posters.
anyone begging for merit will be blocked and DT members notified, anyone sending me unsolicited PM's will also be blocked.
GL all
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genwealth17
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March 01, 2018, 01:40:21 PM |
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You can't plant flowers if you haven't BOTANY Boom shakalaka lol I tried dude
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TMAN (OP)
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March 02, 2018, 09:11:43 AM |
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You can't plant flowers if you haven't BOTANY Boom shakalaka lol I tried dude
super bad! |
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March 03, 2018, 10:24:05 AM
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March 03, 2018, 04:45:13 PM |
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ovisovyant1
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we11man
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March 05, 2018, 05:32:45 AM
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What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?The more you play with it, the harder it gets. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After five years, your job will still suck. Video : https://ufile.io/frh42
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genwealth17
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March 06, 2018, 03:14:52 AM |
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You can't plant flowers if you haven't BOTANY Boom shakalaka lol I tried dude
super bad! Yep but did you laugh? |
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InvoKing
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March 07, 2018, 04:35:38 PM |
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Wouldn't miss this opportunity to say SIR TMAN thank you SIR for this great topic and for helping us to level up SIR. I think SIR that you need to check plagiarism and Google images SIR. I hope i pissed you off SIR with this SIR thing (wonder know why they keep repeating it over and over btw  kind of human downgrading..)
A little bit serious, i don't give a x about merit but you are doing it the wrong way brah  (r/ANormalDayInRussia) -snip-
While we will not be directly moderating this, I encourage people to give merit to posts that are objectively high-quality, not just posts that you agree with.
Better to open a topic asking people to put their useful HQ posts there, it works better and could help a lot of serious members. Of course, since it is not moderated you can do whatever you want but at least decrease the reward. This is my opinion TMAN  . |
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March 09, 2018, 01:49:38 PM |
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me
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PsylockReborn
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When Chuck Norris masturbates, a random virgin gets pregnant on a random country. Doesn't matter if the person is male or female. The day Chuck Norris was born Alexander The Great changed his name to Alexander The Average Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. Donald Trump voted for Chuck Norris. Nudes send Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can actually pause an online game. Chuck Norris completed Pokemon go... On a house phone Chuck Norris' email is gmail@chucknorris.comChuck Norris can answer a missed call. |
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genwealth17
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March 13, 2018, 12:58:16 PM |
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Tman when are you going to distribute the merit. this contest was supposed to end over a week ago
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March 19, 2018, 05:50:22 AM |
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Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice!
Son:No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter
Son: Then Ok!
dad goes to bill gates
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world Bank!
Bill Gates: then ok
dad goes to the President of world bank
Dad: appoint my son as CEO
President: No!
Dad: My son is the Son-in-law of bill gates
President: then ok!
THIS IS BUSINESS!
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Ivo2012
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April 15, 2018, 10:58:14 AM |
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so you need to make me laugh.. you can be a new account or a legendary I don't care. This place needs more humor
if you are a 3rd world shitposter I will not merit you
if most of your posts are in a language other than English then this isn't for you
if you call me Sir this isn't for you
I am posting this here as I have searched about and not found many merit worthy posts from people I do not know - so giving some people an opportunity to level up.
lets run this till Sunday, if no one really makes me laugh then I may just spread out 10-30 merits to amusing posters.
anyone begging for merit will be blocked and DT members notified, anyone sending me unsolicited PM's will also be blocked.
GL all
It's still Sunday so I'll give it a shot. And if it doesn't get me some merit I will probably make someone laugh. Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks. I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?” He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.” Ba dum tss |
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April 15, 2018, 03:11:01 PM |
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A newly married Alan goes to the meet Father George.
He greets the priest and says, 'Father, I need to talk to you.'
The Priest asks, 'Is it a confession, my son?'
Alan replies, 'No, Father! I need to clarify something.'
The Priest takes Alan to his private chamber and says, 'Tell me, Alan. What is it?'
Alan asks, 'Father, why do the kindest of girls begin their quest to change men after marriage?'
The Priest smiles and replied, 'Alan, my son; as the bride walks down the long aisle, her brain registers 3 stimulii. The altar, the choir and the sound of the hymn being sung. Aisle, altar, and hymn. She becomes mesmerized. Aisle, altar, hymn. Aisle, altar, hymn. Aisle, altar, hymn. And finally, as she stops beside the groom, she is already saying to herself I'LL ALTER HIM.'
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bixbem90
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April 16, 2018, 11:12:38 PM |
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One man is trying to persuade a farmer to buy his bicycle for convenience.
However, convincing is not easy. The farmer shook his head:
- I also want a bike, but I have to spend money for buy a cow. Anyway, I can ride it for a walk.
The salesman smiled.
- I think that is not a good idea. He would be foolish to ride that cow on the promenade.
The farmer shrugs:
- At least it is not silly when people see me hugging a bike right ?!
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