-- [ANN] New Coin Launch - SHIT coin - SHT --

[artiface]

Pretty sweet.  Found 5 trillion SHIT, Yes 5000000000000.0 - 5 blocks in less than a minute! (Well actually 6 blocks but one was a floater).  Who knew shitting could be so fun.

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[Vlad2Vlad]

As a classic shitcoin dev, i am here to inform you that Shitcoin is not broken, and therefore will not be fixed. I will not be answering any technical questions, nor will i be giving time frames, or even acknowledge that i have messed up. Instead, i will come back later with an "IMMEDIATE UPDATE, HARD FORK, ALL USERS MUST UPGRADE, Block reward halving, etc."

I promise to ignore all user requests for features, and all accusations of flash-mining ponzischematics. thank you, have a good day. if you see Vlad tell em'

I AINT FIXIN SHIT!!

Now now R3, what's the boggle.  How can people be mining trillions of coins when we're at below 1 million per block?  It's just not possible so the toilet is busted or the shit is broken.

Check your PM, stop being a shitter, let's get this shit off the fan and back in the can.

[i3lome]

As a classic shitcoin dev, i am here to inform you that Shitcoin is not broken, and therefore will not be fixed. I will not be answering any technical questions, nor will i be giving time frames, or even acknowledge that i have messed up. Instead, i will come back later with an "IMMEDIATE UPDATE, HARD FORK, ALL USERS MUST UPGRADE, Block reward halving, etc."

I promise to ignore all user requests for features, and all accusations of flash-mining ponzischematics. thank you, have a good day. if you see Vlad tell em'

I AINT FIXIN SHIT!!

Now now R3, what's the boggle.  How can people be mining trillions of coins when we're at below 1 million per block?  It's just not possible so the toilet is busted or the shit is broken.

Check your PM, stop being a shitter, let's get this shit off the fan and back in the can.

IF sht.dsync.net pays out the unconfirmed I will be holding

83,018,493,983,487 Shitcoins

[Vlad2Vlad]

Let me get some corroboration here.

Are you guys or are you not mining trillions of shit?

Cause right now there should be less than 3 total trillion turds in the whole shit-system so if anyone has more than that or even 1 trillion, then some shit done went wrong.

Just give me the straight shit!

[i3lome]

Let me get some corroboration here.

Are you guys or are you not mining trillions of shit?

Cause right now there should be less than 3 total trillion turds in the whole shit-system so if anyone has more than that or even 1 trillion, then some shit done went wrong.

Just give me the straight shit!

Im solomining with 3 block eruptors now. THis is what I get per block

Status: 8 confirmations, broadcast through 23 nodes
Date: 10/9/2013 18:59
Source: Generated
Credit: 1000000000000.00 SHIT (matures in 92 more blocks)
Net amount: 0.00 SHIT
Transaction ID: 838e0004973bdfc3a5c7c7a0b23926fb67a2019679fe29248bfa670a383b75f9

Generated coins must mature 30 blocks before they can be spent. When you generated this block, it was broadcast to the network to be added to the block chain. If it fails to get into the chain, its state will change to "not accepted" and it won't be spendable. This may occasionally happen if another node generates a block within a few seconds of yours.

[Vlad2Vlad]

As a classic shitcoin dev, i am here to inform you that Shitcoin is not broken, and therefore will not be fixed. I will not be answering any technical questions, nor will i be giving time frames, or even acknowledge that i have messed up. Instead, i will come back later with an "IMMEDIATE UPDATE, HARD FORK, ALL USERS MUST UPGRADE, Block reward halving, etc."

I promise to ignore all user requests for features, and all accusations of flash-mining ponzischematics. thank you, have a good day. if you see Vlad tell em'

I AINT FIXIN SHIT!!

Now now R3, what's the boggle.  How can people be mining trillions of coins when we're at below 1 million per block?  It's just not possible so the toilet is busted or the shit is broken.

Check your PM, stop being a shitter, let's get this shit off the fan and back in the can.

IF sht.dsync.net pays out the unconfirmed I will be holding

83,018,493,983,487 Shitcoins

Exactly.  It's hard to read so many zeros and I done gone to college twice but that shit looks like 83 TRILLION.  That's not possible when the entire Eco system only has 3 trillion, at most, right now.

So let's get this shit patched up so the massive block shitting can continue.  lol...

[Hippie Tech]

r3wt should fix his other fails before taking on what could/should be a great coin.

@ all

Post your addy and you can have my 106M SHIT coins NOW !

In 3 hours I'll be deleting this SHYTE.

[Vlad2Vlad]

Let me get some corroboration here.

Are you guys or are you not mining trillions of shit?

Cause right now there should be less than 3 total trillion turds in the whole shit-system so if anyone has more than that or even 1 trillion, then some shit done went wrong.

Just give me the straight shit!

Im solomining with 3 block eruptors now. THis is what I get per block

Status: 8 confirmations, broadcast through 23 nodes
Date: 10/9/2013 18:59
Source: Generated
Credit: 1000000000000.00 SHIT (matures in 92 more blocks)
Net amount: 0.00 SHIT
Transaction ID: 838e0004973bdfc3a5c7c7a0b23926fb67a2019679fe29248bfa670a383b75f9

Generated coins must mature 30 blocks before they can be spent. When you generated this block, it was broadcast to the network to be added to the block chain. If it fails to get into the chain, its state will change to "not accepted" and it won't be spendable. This may occasionally happen if another node generates a block within a few seconds of yours.

Shit man, this trillion shit makes it so hard to read how many coins people are getting.  Put some commas in that mofo to make it easier.

At any rate, that looks like 10 Trillion waiting for confirmations.  Again, that's just not possible.  We were at below 1 million coins per block, there's no way to have gotten that much even in the first 24 hours when the difficulty was ridiculously low.

[Vlad2Vlad]

r3wt should fix his other fails before taking on what could/should be a great coin.

@ all

Post your addy and you can have my 106M SHIT coins NOW !

In 3 hours I'll be deleting this SHYTE.

Deleting what?

Keep that shit for me man.  I'll give it for bounties.  



Edit:  and how do you have 106 million when you had billions or trillions earlier?  What happened?  And did you count the zeros right, you may have 106 Billion.  Is it 6 zeros or 9?

[artiface]

My current confirmed balance is 5,000,000,000,000.00.  I solo mined 1gh/s of block erupters for less than 1 minute.  Received 1,000,000,000,000 shit per block. YAY!  If there is only 100 Trillion I have 1/20 of the shit supply!

[cryptasm]

I've got 1,133,599,670,000 shits. Started mining as soon as the client was released and I was getting blocks every couple of seconds though the block rewards were 500 million not a trillion.

[iGotSpots]

Here's two rigs, one with the getinfo



r3wt and vlad at their finest

[Vlad2Vlad]

Looks to me like r3, fucked with the reward without ever checking with me.  What the fuck???!!!!!

I hope to God I'm wrong but nothing else makes sense.  The coin is functioning normal, the only issue is that the rewards got jacked way up.  This can't be a bug or an accident.

[r3wt]

r3wt should fix his other fails before taking on what could/should be a great coin.

@ all

Post your addy and you can have my 106M SHIT coins NOW !

In 3 hours I'll be deleting this SHYTE.

Eat my dick. I never failed, BCX just 51%'s the coin with his massive hashpower. this shows you how pathetically low a cock sucker like iGotSpots will go to ease the burning of his chapped ass.

[r3wt]

Looks to me like r3, fucked with the reward without ever checking with me.  What the fuck???!!!!!

I hope to God I'm wrong but nothing else makes sense.  The coin is functioning normal, the only issue is that the rewards got jacked way up.  This can't be a bug or an accident.

you stupid fuck are you kidding me? I haven't changed shit since i uploaded it to github. you have got to be fucking kidding me

[iGotSpots]

r3wt should fix his other fails before taking on what could/should be a great coin.

@ all

Post your addy and you can have my 106M SHIT coins NOW !

In 3 hours I'll be deleting this SHYTE.

Eat my dick. I never failed, BCX just 51%'s the coin with his massive hashpower. this shows you how pathetically low a cock sucker like iGotSpots will go to ease the burning of his chapped ass.

I didn't do anything except mine it for the first day

[Vlad2Vlad]

Looks to me like r3, fucked with the reward without ever checking with me.  What the fuck???!!!!!

I hope to God I'm wrong but nothing else makes sense.  The coin is functioning normal, the only issue is that the rewards got jacked way up.  This can't be a bug or an accident.

you stupid fuck are you kidding me? I haven't changed shit since i uploaded it to github. you have got to be fucking kidding me

Then try to give me a straight answer man, I've been asking you repeatedly.  What am I supposed to think when you don't give me a straight answer and the reward just shoots up? 

Man, some communication would be really nice.  This is not shit, this is fucked up.  The reward system we had was plenty generous.  This is now stupidCoin!

[Vlad2Vlad]

R3, sorry I jumped to conclusions.  Thanks for finding the problem.


I gotta leave town for a few days so I'm glad the problem was found now.  Not sure if I'll be able to check in.

[r3wt]

Fixed. gonna be a hardfork and a massive orphanage soon.

https://github.com/shitcoin/shitcoin/commit/dbb6dc746e51271532ac66d12242401a061afac4#commitcomment-4294111

[Eli0t]

shit happens