-- [ANN] New Coin Launch - SHIT coin - SHT --

[Vlad2Vlad]

I'm so tired of seeing so many CrapCoins pop up everyday and nobody at least admits their coin is total dogshit.  So I'm Launching a new coin in hopes this will jump the CrapCoin Shark:  SHIT.

ShitCoin will be the biggest POS coin you've ever seen.  No, not Proof of Stake, that's absurd, but "Piece Of Shit" coin.

•  100 Trillion coins - that's as shitty and absurdly ridiculous as any CrapCoin can possibility ever get.[/b][/i]
  
  
  
  
  100 TRILLION!!!  Mhuwahahahhahahaa!!!
  
  
  
  
•   Whitepaper

•   No Premine.
•   No instamine.
•   500,000,000 per block reward, halving every 2000 blocks (every 1.2 days).
•   Minimum block reward 1,000,000 coins.
•   Maximum of 100,000,000,000,000 coins.  100 Trillion!  No more need to cringe at the thought of how many billions the next ShitCoin is gonna have.  There is not an idiot big enough on this planet to top 100 Trillion.  That's way beyond monopoly stupid.
  
  
•   .0001% stake after 69 days
•   60 second block times                          
•   Retarget every 4 hours

Reward Halving every 2000 blocks so nearly everyday.  No more jumping around, hollering about "hurry up, get in before the reward halves." I hated hearing that shit with all those CrapCoins.  



RPC/P2P Ports = 8505/8506


Needless to say, Satoshi never saw this shit coming:  Not he, nor Einstein knew the limitless stupidity of people when exposed to a shitload of coins and the freedom to be very stupid.

Other shit you may need:

Video of mining: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg3cK4cge28&feature=youtu.be


Node: addnode=146.185.162.58


Newest SHT Client:

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B5V5vln-sS3EX29kNzVUWXltUDA/preview

Newest SHT Source:

https://github.com/shitcoin/shitcoin

Shit-pond aka SHT Mining Pool:  

http://146.185.162.58/MPOS/public/

Public Toilet aka Block Explorer:

Blockexplorer  http://146.185.162.58/shit/rpcace.php

The first generous faucet aka shit-pipe, shoveling tons of SHT on all who want it:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=307882.new#new



I would offer rewards for things like a merge mine patch but this is a shit coin which means there will never be any bounties paid out for even brilliant coding.  I know, that's a real shitty policy, but that's kind of the whole idea of this exercise.


Important Note:  You guys do realize if this shit does well it's gonna shame like 95% of all devs and all coins out there.  

This is the shit yardstick!

Every coin is gonna be compared to "that ShitCoin" and if you can't do better than that, then "it's time to 51 your shit".  Hahaa![/i]

Important UPDATE:

I got DOXXED!!!



 

[MaGNeT]

It's a real pump and dump coin.

[Killiz]

You could have a setup like Bitgem, but with with sweetcorn, tomato skins and peanuts.

[Vlad2Vlad]

shit

Hahaahhaha.

You probably thought I was only joking when I said I would launch ShitCoin last week over on cryptsy chat.  Lol, hope this proves a point while getting some good laughs.  I'm already rolling!

[fendlestick]

Also try to integrate floaters into it somehow please.

[Vlad2Vlad]

You could have a setup like Bitgem, but with with sweetcorn, tomato skins and peanuts.

Hahahaaaa.  That's disgusting.  I was hoping a shit design with a bit of class and good taste.  Lol

[Vlad2Vlad]

Also try to integrate floaters into it somehow please.

Maybe add some circling the bowl flushing sounds effects.  Lol

[Vlad2Vlad]

I WANT THIS! Posting just to get notifications ^_^

Hahahaaaa.  That's the whole idea.  My theory was that you can purposely design the worst coin on the planet with the worst name and it would outdo most "real" coins out there, thus proving that most of those coins with supposed real devs are then worse than shit.  Lol

[r3wt]

here's a logo

[stink]

Features:

Make the coin have 300 confermations on the minted block to make is as painful for multipools as possible..
Make the minted block size from 1-? (100000000) randomly to make coin choose always show it as unprofitable.
Make it so that every time you open you wallet it has a chance to randomly flushes 10% of your wallet back into the blockchain...
Every transaction that come into your wallet sounds like a "plop" sounds, every time you send a trx it plays a "flush" sound
Wallet.dat should be named "toilet"
Make it so that every time you open send a transaction it has a 20% transaction fee that flushes back into the blockchain...

[Vlad2Vlad]

here's a logo

Hahaahhaha.  That's pretty funny, but it's missing something.  Not sure what.  Not shitty enough I don't think.  But thanks man, your talent is very "shitty".

Let's get some input from everyone on which design you like most as more people will probably post their shitty coin designs.  Lol

[Vlad2Vlad]

Features:

Make the coin have 300 confermations on the minted block to make is as painful for multipools as possible..
Make the minted block size from 1-? (100000000) randomly to make coin choose always show it as unprofitable.
Make it so that every time you open you wallet it has a chance to randomly flushes 10% of your wallet back into the blockchain...
Every transaction that come into your wallet sounds like a "plop" sounds, every time you send a trx it plays a "flush" sound
Wallet.dat should be named "toilet"
Make it so that every time you open send a transaction it has a 20% transaction fee that flushes back into the blockchain...

Hahahaa.  Those are some really funny ideas. I'll take a closer look at them.  Not sure about the 300 confirmations.  While that is unbelievably shitty, and it would mess with pools, it would really suck to have to wait 3 days for your coins to confirm.  That's not the kind of shit I would want in my ShitCoin.  Lol

[Athanasios Motok]

here's a logo

It has a dollar sign!

[Vlad2Vlad]

here's a logo

It has a dollar sign!

It has a dollar sign cause the $ is circling the bowl.  BRILLIANT!!!!

[stink]

put obamas face on it..

[Vlad2Vlad]

put obamas face on it..

Hahaahhaaaa.  No, that's NIGs.  After SCAMS we'll launch NIGs.

[SpeedDemon13]

Make a logo with a character popping out coins into a toilet....LFMAO

[Vlad2Vlad]

Make a logo with a character popping out coins into a toilet....LFMAO

Man, I wish I could design.  I would have a blast with this.

I just got a PM saying the coin is just about done.  I gotta pay the coder and I still don't have a shitty logo.  Lol.

I would do a small premine to pay people for stuff like logos but then everyone will shit on SHIT and since this is not a SCAM coin I can't do a premine, which means I'm stuck again paying out of pocket BTC which sucks.

[xreichardx]

Love it!

This is the most interesting happening all year!

[with]

so coooooooooooooool!

Reserved