LET'S GET US SOME PIZZA! (post pictures of pizza here)

[Kluge]

hahaha - this thread makes clear how many people live in the MidWest US. Seriously, guys - you need to live near Italians. I don't even like Italians - Italian neighbors are always loud and obnoxious, too many experiences for it to be an anomaly - but when it comes to meats and pasta, they're unmatched (though Greeks and Turks do some damn fine things with meats).

That horrible 80% fat frozen pepperoni crap would be banned by the governments if they could do anything productive. It doesn't belong on a pizza, or anything. It's not even fuckin' Italian - go get some capicola - the gabagool! That's a meat you put on a pizza. That's a meat for sandwiches, for everything -- pepperoni, though? For a disliked neighbor's pet.

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[Phinnaeus Gage]

I don't even care how much you like pizza. No one could eat that all to yourself and still like pizza.

Whereas my Micro Pizzas wouldn't fill you up and you'll ask for more.

Since it's snowing outside and I'm inspired by this thread and Jacob's creation, I'm going to the store to purchase the ingredients and bake a prototype micro pizza measuring 4mm X 4mm. It'll be a supreme with sausage, beef, mushroom, black olive, peppers, and onions, not counting the sauce and mozzarella and cheddar cheeses.

Iff it comes out according to plan, I will be selling them at cost and shipping only, solely paid for via Bitcoin. I already have a domain/brand name in mind if these come out as I envision. They will be edible, but would probably have more value as a conversation piece.

I'm not sure how I'm going to cut the dough yet, but an exacto knife comes to mind if square. Round would need some type of punch where the dough won't stick. Full production would be easy, for specially designed trays holding X pies during the building then baking process would be on hand, then simply tipping over the tray having them all flop out.

After I complete the prototype later today, I'll pen a dedicated thread outlining the results and plan.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

hahaha - this thread makes clear how many people live in the MidWest US. Seriously, guys - you need to live near Italians. I don't even like Italians - Italian neighbors are always loud and obnoxious, too many experiences for it to be an anomaly - but when it comes to meats and pasta, they're unmatched (though Greeks and Turks do some damn fine things with meats).

That horrible 80% fat frozen pepperoni crap would be banned by the governments if they could do anything productive. It doesn't belong on a pizza, or anything. It's not even fuckin' Italian - go get some capicola - the gabagool! That's a meat you put on a pizza. That's a meat for sandwiches, for everything -- pepperoni, though? For a disliked neighbor's pet.

Damn you, Kluge! If this brainfart of mine takes off, thanks to your post I'll have to have several lines to satisfy the international market, albeit (brand name)'s Supreme would still be the original.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

One problem solved! I'll cook the pizzas on a tray inside these:

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Started the Micro Pizza thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=316296.0

A main thread may be forthcoming is all pans (no pun intended) outs.

[fattypig]

Best pizza ever...

[leannemckim46]

[MoneyGod]

Mexican pizza time

[Bicknellski]

I spit on your sacred Pizza....


CALZONE! Is the only true sacred dough based food.

[Lethn]

Oh, did someone died making this?

I don't even care how much you like pizza. No one could eat that all to yourself and still like pizza.

I thought that was just a field of dirt with bits of grass poking out of it until I looked closer holy shit

[Taras]

I spit on your sacred Pizza....


CALZONE! Is the only true sacred dough based food.

[darkmule]

That calzone has pizza toppings on it, aping an actual pizza.

You never see a pizza aping a calzone.

'nuff said.

[Neutral-Neet]

have fear
http://www.flixist.com/ul/205547-killer-pizza-movie.jpg

[Habeler876]

[Hfleer]

Some of those look pretty good. I'm definitely hungry now, the more toppings the better.

[tkbx]

A cheese burger with pizza as it's buns

Is that from Epic Meal Time?

can one person eat this all because I don't think its happen need some more for this delicious pizza 

I can't eat an entire one of those pizzas without feeling sick, let alone 2 and 15 pounds in meat.

[hlynur]

after seeing so many pizza rapes....
time for another original:

Neapolitan Pizza Margherita:

[AceWallen]

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm

[faiza1990]

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm

this one is very yummy really love to eat this

[Taras]

Halloween Pumpkin Pizza :O