The One True God: Satoshi Nakamoto

[chsados]

The First Day
On the first day, The One True God Satoshi said, “Let there be Light” -- and published his White Paper.

The Second Day
On the second day, The One True God Satoshi made the first Bitcoin client, and called it Bitcoin v0.1.

The Third Day
“The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks” -- and there was Genesis.
At His command the world was freed from their shackles to the banking system.

The Fourth Day
On the fourth day The One True God Satoshi registered The Bitcoin Project at SourceForge.net.
At His further command, the people of the world could now unite in furthering his Holy Noble Vision.

The Fifth Day
On the fifth day The One True God Satoshi commanded the first published exchange rate of $1 = 1,309.03 BTC (and theymos thought NLS was overcharging)

The Sixth Day
One the sixth day, man was hungry, and Laszlo agrees upon paying 10,000 BTC for ~$25 worth of pizza courtesy of jercos

The Seventh Day
By the seventh day, everything was created and put into shape and order. And The One True God Satoshi rested on the seventh day and He said, “I’ve moved on to other things. It’s in good hands with Gavin and everyone.”

[p2pbucks]

hey dude , i am here , what's up   

[crazy_rabbit]

blessed be thy blockchain.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=122239.msg1315017#msg1315017

[danieldaniel]

Wat.

[LiteCoinGuy]

lol love it. Reserved.

Maybe this is the start of the bitcoin religion.

[danieldaniel]

lol love it. Reserved.

Maybe this is the start of the bitcoin religion.

There used to be one on IRC.

[Liquid]

Best religion ever 

[bitcoinchecker]

I've just written a prayer .....

Our Satoshi, which art in hiding
Hallowed be thy name
Thy protocol done
Wallets will come
On clients as they are on paper
Give us this day our daily Bitcoin
And forgive us our speculation
As we forgive those who use silk road
And lead us not into no confirmation
But deliver us from fiat
For thine is the blockchain, the power and the glory
For ever and ever

Amen



What do you think?

[Mitchell]

I've just written a prayer .....

-snip-

What do you think?

It's not bad. But I think this one is a lot better:

Our Satoshi, who art in blockchain,
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.

[greyhawk]

lol love it. Reserved.

Maybe this is the start of the bitcoin religion.

What do you mean by "start"?

[bitcoinchecker]

I've just written a prayer .....

-snip-

What do you think?

It's not bad. But I think this one is a lot better:

Our Satoshi, who art in blockchain,
Encrypted be thy name
Thy transactions come
Thy will be done on ASICS
As it is on Github.
Give us this day our daily mining reward,
And forgive our zero-conf double-spends
As we forgive them that double-spend against us.
And lead us not into alt-chains
But deliver us from Ripple
For thine is the mining rig,
The hashing power, and the block reward,
For ever and ever
Amen.

Yeah that's good.

But it's more of a "miners" prayer, whereas mine is a bit more generalised and less technical.


Not that any of it matters though. It's only a bit of fun

[Shallow]

Amen, preacher.

[Newscastix]

The church of sahoshi 

[str4wm4n]

alms for the poor


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[waqas]

lol love it. Reserved.

Maybe this is the start of the bitcoin religion.

hope we have no hypocrassy and dual faces here just heaven of bitcoiners anonymous and gamblers allowed here 

[The Bitcoin Co-op]

What's our equivalent of "amen"? I'm going to say it before every meal at the Bitcoin restaurant events.

[bitcoinchecker]

What's our equivalent of "amen"? I'm going to say it before every meal at the Bitcoin restaurant events.

Can I suggest "Anon"?

[The Bitcoin Co-op]

What's our equivalent of "amen"? I'm going to say it before every meal at the Bitcoin restaurant events.

Can I suggest "Anon"?

Nice... all in favor?

[Mitchell]

What's our equivalent of "amen"? I'm going to say it before every meal at the Bitcoin restaurant events.

Can I suggest "Anon"?

Nice... all in favor?

Aye.

[hayek]

Can we register the first church of bitcoin and apply for tax-exempt status?