DO NOT PRE-ORDER!!!!
At least until phin shows a pic that he has bought a beard net that complies with health codes. I have already contacted his local health department to make sure that he complies. They told me that someone named Josh had been calling them to inspect this operation on a daily basis and they were all over it.
You can't get anything over on me, for I've already cover
my hair ass that aspect, and proved it to Josh when he stopped by to tour the kitchen, of which afterwards we enjoyed LukewarmJr Kool Aid.
See, I'm in compliance. And the iPhone is even FCC approved.