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Surely, you've heard of Bitcoin Jesus and Bitcoin Moses. Well, I'm TMIBITW (self annointed). Some day, in your lifetime, all three will be together for a photoshoot provided, of course, such an event is photographable.
To prove that I'm TMIBITW, I offer up the following:
I once saved a bar full of patrons from being eaten by a 750 lb bear, by single-handedly wrestling it to the ground so that another person was able to put a collar and chain on it, whereupon I walked it 100 miles and released it back into the wild.
I once donned one of genjix's dresses and went undercover as Rassah's mother to round up all the zombies and vampires.
I once baked a cake.
I once captured all of NSA's spying pigeons, sans one, but no need to worry about that one and the message it was carrying, for I personally saw it swan dive into a chimney. To this day the NSA hasn't a clue as to whom truly accomplished said act, for I was disguised as Amir Taaki donning a beard.
I once brokered a deal with a recently unknown tribe to build a casino on their sovereign land. As a gift, I was presented with their last remaining virgin to do with her as I wish. And I did! I still recall her crying each and everything she came, sometimes two dozen or more times a night. She used to asked me when would it end, whereupon I replied, "In two weeks." Sadly, she started crying upon hearing that reply, but not with tears of ecstasy, for she never wanted it to end.
I steal barn wood--at night.
I don't normally brag about being TMIBITW, but when I do, I start a thread and show proof.
