...whip your ass. It'll hurt when you perform said task.
Um, isn't pain kind of the point of that activity? Or have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
english no my mother tongue. tongue? got to try that. me see my uncle's dog do that with tongue. to bad me no have carpet in house. smart dog uncle have. excuse me now to go and wipe the wife.
<Boy, am I losing it! I thought I forgot the e in whipe, until I was alerted that that wasn't a word. When I Googled it to see as to why that was the case, I discovered wipe. I guess you could safely say that I need my ass whipped.>