CryptoGenesis1. At the beginning was Chaos and Spam.
Cash and Word was enslaved by Chaos.
Then came Hash and created a child with Cash. Hashcash.
Spam was very evil but Cash was good.
The people didn't liked Spam and they asked Hashcash to fight with Spam.
They are still fighting.
The humans because they liked very much Cash they wished Cash should become free.
2. Then came the great Satoshi and first created Bitcoin with Hashcash, then he created Namecoin.
And Satoshi said: 'Let us make Cash and Word free'.
Bitcoin and Namecoin win over Chaos and freed Cash and Word. Then Bitcoin became very popular.
And the great Satoshi told to Bitcoin and Namecoin: you should never loose your fungibility and privacy.
But Bitcoin didn't listened to Satoshi and sold his fungibility and privacy to Chaos. Many people became angry and they went to Namecoin.
Finally as Bitcoin saw that he made a sin took back his privacy and fungibility from Chaos.
3. Then Satoshi gave his blessing over Bitcoin and Namecoin.
And the humans became happy and they begin to sing:
'Hare Bitcoin, Hare Bitcoin.
Bitcoin, Bitcoin, hare hare.
Hare Namecoin, Hare Namecoin.
Namecoin, Namecoin, hare hare.'