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November 22, 2013, 10:58:24 PM
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If everyone rode motorcycles, the people would gain control of their rights.

And everyone would be happy.  We would have world peace.

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November 22, 2013, 11:12:23 PM
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If everyone rode motorcycles, the people would gain control of their rights.

And everyone would be happy.  We would have world peace.
Are you drunk?
Please explain to me! Cheesy
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November 22, 2013, 11:13:07 PM
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maybe he owns shares in a motorcycle brand?

but yeah, if everyone drove motorcycles, more people would die.. which means government could gain more revenue by death taxes!
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November 23, 2013, 12:38:03 AM
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If everyone rode motorcycles, the people would gain control of their rights.

And everyone would be happy.  We would have world peace.
Are you drunk?
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Im confused..

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November 23, 2013, 12:39:22 AM
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If everyone rode motorcycles, the people would gain control of their rights.

And everyone would be happy.  We would have world peace.

this should be your platform for when you run for president.
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November 23, 2013, 12:46:03 AM
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If everyone rode motorcycles, the people would gain control of their rights.

And everyone would be happy.  We would have world peace.

this should be your platform for when you run for president.
Hm. Triggered a memory. A year or so ago, didn't you propose that everyone should be given a horse, dank?
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November 23, 2013, 04:40:09 AM
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if we all rode bicycles - the roads would be charming.

pollution would be much less.

and dickheads who need to speed/drive like shit wouldnt kill so many people needlessly EVERY DAY
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November 23, 2013, 04:45:42 AM
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If everyone rode motorcycles, the people would gain control of their rights.

And everyone would be happy.  We would have world peace.

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November 23, 2013, 05:08:00 AM
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if we all rode bicycles - the roads would be charming.

pollution would be much less.

and dickheads who need to speed/drive like shit wouldnt kill so many people needlessly EVERY DAY
I doubt it. Because everyone's moving relatively slow and the road would be quite congested (four people in a car takes less space than four people on individuals bicycles, and then buses... freight would take multitudes more people...), road rage, I'd guess, would be much more likely to result in gunshots. People pedaling slow would probably just be shoved off. We'd all have eye patches and gauze over our faces (if we aren't just shot to death).
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November 23, 2013, 05:14:04 AM
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if we all rode bicycles - the roads would be charming.

pollution would be much less.

and dickheads who need to speed/drive like shit wouldnt kill so many people needlessly EVERY DAY
I doubt it. Because everyone's moving relatively slow and the road would be quite congested (four people in a car takes less space than four people on individuals bicycles, and then buses... freight would take multitudes more people...), road rage, I'd guess, would be much more likely to result in gunshots. People pedaling slow would probably just be shoved off. We'd all have eye patches and gauze over our faces (if we aren't just shot to death).

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November 23, 2013, 10:48:56 AM
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But who will build the roads and enforce the helmet laws? Huh

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November 23, 2013, 11:17:46 AM
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But who will build the roads and enforce the helmet laws? Huh
Maybe we could just drive wherever we want? And without helmets so we could feel the wind blow through our hair! Roll Eyes
The only problem might be to get gas.
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November 23, 2013, 08:51:19 PM
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It's simple, they would have no power on the streets over the packs of bikes.

Idk man I was really high when I thought of this.  But it'd work, especially if everyone was riding a motorcycle at the same time.

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November 23, 2013, 08:54:57 PM
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It's simple, they would have no power on the streets over the packs of bikes.

Idk man I was really high when I thought of this.  But it'd work, especially if everyone was riding a motorcycle at the same time.
Gather a lot of soldiers/policemen, position themselves around the city, warn 3 times anyone who's breaking the law, shoot him if he doesn't surrender.

Thus your plan is invalid. Cool


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November 23, 2013, 10:14:50 PM
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It's simple, they would have no power on the streets over the packs of bikes.

Idk man I was really high when I thought of this.  But it'd work, especially if everyone was riding a motorcycle at the same time.
Gather a lot of soldiers/policemen, position themselves around the city, warn 3 times anyone who's breaking the law, shoot him if he doesn't surrender.

Thus your plan is invalid. Cool
I thought of this and there's an easy solution - full speed kamikaze towards the barriers.  They can take our bodies out but not our bikes.  Then you can respawn and repeat.

Not as good as all of us evolving on the conscious level though.

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November 23, 2013, 10:18:36 PM
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It's simple, they would have no power on the streets over the packs of bikes.

Idk man I was really high when I thought of this.  But it'd work, especially if everyone was riding a motorcycle at the same time.
Gather a lot of soldiers/policemen, position themselves around the city, warn 3 times anyone who's breaking the law, shoot him if he doesn't surrender.

Thus your plan is invalid. Cool
I thought of this and there's an easy solution - full speed kamikaze towards the barriers.  They can take our bodies out but not our bikes.  Then you can respawn and repeat.

Not as good as all of us evolving on the conscious level though.
Yea...no. I was thinking more of military placed on rooftops or watch towers. Besides that, if an experienced military man armed with a semi automatic rifle with a good scope is stationed in a steady location and backed up by other soldiers, he can take out the driver far enough for the bike to fall and stumble without reaching the barricades.


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November 23, 2013, 11:21:16 PM
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If everyone rode motorcycles, the people would gain control of their rights.

And everyone would be happy.  We would have world peace.

this should be your platform for when you run for president.
Hm. Triggered a memory. A year or so ago, didn't you propose that everyone should be given a horse, dank?

What he said and what he meant are two different things.

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