I have over 33,000 bitcoins.

[blackfire962]

I agree, donations to my address would serve as nice proof .

Mod note: no begging

[chalkyuk]

oh darn it. I'm slightly late to the party....Hey up I do love a old TROLL thread....I'm going to pull up a comfy chair if it's OK with you guys.

I've brought the Tea N biscuits, Anyone care for a KitKat....

[cryptocoinmkt.com]

MOD NOTE:
This is most likely a troll, don't believe otherwise till you see a message signed by an address that actually controls a large number of coins.


Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

I have recently come into possession of wallets containing over 33,000 (thirty three thousand) bitcoins. These coins, the seller told me, have been stolen from an online drug marketplace. Which marketplace, I do not exactly know. Because these coins had been tainted in a such way, the customer offered me a very low price. I offered him 100% anonymity and paid him in cash.

I am revealing this to the public, because all bitcoin transactions are public and can be tracked. I exchange bitcoins regularly and in large amounts, always offering 100% anonymity and a cash transaction. I would be most sorrowful to find out, that one of my customers was accused to be a thief, because I have sold him stolen bitcoins.

To assure security of my customers, I will launder this money thoroughly and completely. This process will be conducted by exchanging the bitcoins to different altcoins and back, using a large amount of wallets and small exchange amounts. Success of this project requires steadily rising coin value, so that I do not lose money. I will target altcoins with a small market cap, to ensure I can control the coin value with my own actions during the laundering process. You will benefit from this by buying while I buy, and selling while I sell.

I plan to launder 1,000 (one thousand) bitcoins per weekend. The process will begin on 20 december 13. The first affected altcoins will be published on 19 december 13.

You should follow me on Twitter, if you want to benefit.

https://twitter.com/MisterBabylon

Best regards,

Mister Babylon

PS. People have asked about my bitcoin exchange services. If you want to exchange bitcoins, you can contact me privately at misterbabylon@hushmail.com. Minimum 100 (one hundred) bitcoins. I operate in Germany. Cash payment and 100% anonymity are enforced.

PPS. People have asked me, how they could support my actions. I refuse to take any donations in bitcoin, because that would compromise your anonymity and link your bitcoin address to my person. In case you appreciate my work, my anoncoin address is ALiRAPoDdsZAY3jzm1FEYXJvxv3cQ4TLXx

This sounds a lot like one of those Nigerian e-mail scams.  Hey MisterBabylon , you from Nigeria? 

[LostDutchman]

oh darn it. I'm slightly late to the party....Hey up I do love a old TROLL thread....I'm going to pull up a comfy chair if it's OK with you guys.

I've brought the Tea N biscuits, Anyone care for a KitKat....

I vill takink KitKats.  You keepink Imperialist Tea!

Alzo pleeze to be sendink me all your BTC.

Address beink:

BR-549

Thankink you very much pleeze.

Bozhe moi theeze pipilliz are so stupid!

[Xer0]

[bitpop]

Hi

[Charm Quark]

I will hold them for you while you take a dump

[bitpop]

I will lol

[bluebit25]

I like how you picked the number 33!!! Aren't you supposed to hide things, instead of telling everyone, lol. But don't worry your secrets safe with me.

[traderCJ]

You are correct this is a troll. I am revealing this because I underestimated the amount of attention this thread would receive and set the date of first pump&dump too far in future. I should have told you that I would start dumping today. My intention was to promote memecoin, ulicoin and protoshares.

I will be promoting those coins on Twitter at aforementioned date, so today is a good time to buy.

Hey Fontas, why did you take down your Twitter (https://twitter.com/fontase) just before making this announcement?  Also, has the IRS contacted you yet?  Capital gains is a bitch!  Cheers buddy!

[bitpop]

Yes he took his Twitter down already

[coins101]

How much did you pay for your wallet of 33,000 bitcoins? lol

The price was about 1,400,000 euroes.

Cash? That takes a big suitcase.

Euros has no 'e' in it.

[kireinaha]

Hmm...

Are we all still going to get some free stolen coins? ...Or does this mean no?

[bitpop]

Please verify yourself by spending all coins within 24 hours

[Bitcoinpro]

their was no coins stolen from an online market place the US department of Justice seized them

[zhinkk]

Lol, thanks for letting us know. Good luck on your adventure.

[bitpop]

their was no coins stolen from an online market place the US department of Justice seized them

No not the Second heist

[Bitcoinpro]

their was no coins stolen from an online market place the US department of Justice seized them

No not the Second heist

there was no second heist

[bitpop]

Why not?

[LostDutchman]

It is to be knowink that the super kompooter Deep Thought was discover-ed by glorious Party members and hidden from entire world for many years.

After removink of all such Capitalist and  Imperialist programminks, Programmminks of The People were installed by scientists taken from the Facist nations and re-educated to good Soviet thought.

Followink the workinks of the Programminks of The People all traitorious Facist scientist were of course shot.

Restink for many years Deep Thought predictink the risinks of the Bitcoin and beginnink the mininks at dawn of Satoshi.

It is there that the bitcoins residink in the Socialist hands of Deep Thought!

Deep Thought will be ownink all your BTC!