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August 09, 2011, 07:26:24 PM
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Looking to buy a few contracts for a soul or two. Pm me if interested. Serious post btw.

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Do you purchase animal souls?

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August 09, 2011, 07:42:09 PM
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Do you purchase animal souls?

No because as we all know, animals have no souls.

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August 09, 2011, 07:51:19 PM
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Do you purchase animal souls?

No because as we all know, animals have no souls.

So, according to this reading material, people with red hair, freckles, and pale skin cannot use your service?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Kids

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August 09, 2011, 07:54:45 PM
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Do you purchase animal souls?

No because as we all know, animals have no souls.

So, according to this reading material, people with people with red hair, freckles, and pale skin cannot use your service?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Kids

Im sorry, but you are correct. Also don't forget the Japaneses.

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August 09, 2011, 08:12:10 PM
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I'm interested, but I'd like to know what my soul will be used for.

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August 09, 2011, 08:17:11 PM
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Define 'soul.'  I'm interested.

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August 09, 2011, 08:20:07 PM
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I'm interested, but I'd like to know what my soul will be used for.

Your soul will be stockpiled for a time until I can find a use for it (Enrty into heaven, poker games, placing it into some type of armor) Who wouldnt want a spare soul laying around?

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August 09, 2011, 08:34:04 PM
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you can buy mine for 500 BTC. (i dont come cheap)   buuuuuuut ill let you rent it for 3 months for .5 BTC  ......hows that sound?

and let me tell you, its worth it....i have here one genuine athiest soul untouched by religion...that's like getting a new car.  why by a cheap one that has been filled up with jesus or allah or chuthulu when you can have one thats untainted?

when you decide you cant pass this deal up, send money to the wallet address in my signature  Grin
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August 09, 2011, 08:37:10 PM
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I'll do it only if I don't have to do anything. lol

My address is "1EpZx9HSke6Z7Gncr1zvYwi5KXRFRXvsa8"

What do I have to do?
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August 09, 2011, 08:48:02 PM
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Hmm, I don't think I'm ready to sell my soul for the rest of my life, I'd prefer if you would only take it away for 3 months from me, because after that, my body starts to rot and it becomes difficult to reattach it. And my soul isn't that high quality, a lot of bad karma.
Still interested?

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August 09, 2011, 08:52:18 PM
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I wanna sell, where I should sign?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Sells_His_Soul

I remember when that episode first came out Smiley

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August 09, 2011, 08:59:19 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: The Devil buys into the Bitcoin Market. God couldn't be reached for interview.

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August 09, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
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Ok, I'm in. It isn't like i would get into heaven anyways.
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BREAKING NEWS: The Devil buys into the Bitcoin Market. God couldn't be reached for interview.
That'd make an excellent story on TheOnion.  Seriously.
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August 09, 2011, 09:56:39 PM
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Where do I sign? I'm all for it as I've been looking for a good way to get rid of mine anyway.

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August 09, 2011, 10:36:44 PM
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I am drafting up contracts right now.  I got an overwhelming amount of offers from many people, so I will only be buying 2-4 souls. Thank to all of you who responded. I now can shift my resources from trying to fit a camel through the eye of a needle now.

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August 09, 2011, 10:56:41 PM
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My soul is only for sale for forbidden donuts. Do you have any available?  Huh
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August 09, 2011, 11:24:23 PM
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My soul is only for sale for forbidden donuts. Do you have any available?  Huh

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