A waitress asked for my autograph.

[Bittzy78]

Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers  ). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.

Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.

I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.

~TMIBTCITW

Did she also take a half eaten piece of your dinner roll and put it in a baggie for her?   

[mrhelpful]

Someones a celebrity 

[Speaker]

So you consider signing the bill as an autograph?

[Rassah]

I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?

No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.

Was you wearing the beard?

You got it backwards. I've seen Phinnaeus in person, and I know for a fact that he actually IS the beard. The rest of him just grows out of the beard, not the other way around.

[SaltySpitoon]

Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers  ). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.

Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.

I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.

~TMIBTCITW

Let me know when you start offering those lapdances. I have many enemies and bitcoins.

[drrussellshane]

When I saw the thread title....




.... I knew who it was about.

[beetcoin]

next time sign it "kris kringle"

[Hunterbunter]

You should get started on your autobiography!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You should get started on your autobiography!

Phinnaeus Gage was a man whose pride in his Lithuanian ancestry coexisted easily with his conviction that the Bitcoiner was the whole truly superior being. <may or may not have been borrowed from elsewhere>