Doge-Dice.com : Play or Invest : 1% House Edge : Banter++

[EEPICYOO]

it works off "fields" so if you try to beat the streak it equates the higher bracket into the % ratio

How it works is documented on the 'Fair?' tab.  All rolls are predetermined based on a pair of seeds, one of which the server provides and one of which the user provides.

Nice words though.  I particularly liked the bit where you said "it equates the higher bracket into the % ratio".  That nearly sounded like it meant something!

i figured it out by reading about the time adjustments for different size bets..lol

Congratulations!  Except there's no time element in the roll generation.

monitoring /observing changes the outcome ..you have heard of quantum dynamics right?

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[BayAreaCoins]

According to this guy though, the house has much more than a 1% advantage.  That's the topic right now isn't it..?

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What is this place?

Doge-Dice.com is a Dogecoin casino where you can play a fast paced dice game with a low 1% house edge and gamble with your DOGE. Pick your chance to win and how much to bet, then select "hi or lo" to roll the dice and get an instant result, win or lose. There is also a live chat where you can interact with other players on the site. They will probably try to convince you to bet more.

Alternatively you can invest in the site's bankroll, and share in the site's profits (or losses), while helping us offer bigger maximum bets to the players. This is why the players in the chat are trying to convince you to bet more - they win when you lose...


Reference: https://doge-dice.com/#q1
Pretty sure poor EEPICYO got dropped on his head at a young age (or thrown.)

[seuntjie]

an early version of Just-Dice Custom API (works for doge dice as well) has been uploaded to GitHub. This api will eventually allow you to do everything you can do on the site.

Most of it is already there, except the Google Auth stuff. I have not tested anything, like login with GA either.

https://github.com/seuntie900/jdcapi

The api will be ported to mono so you can use it on mac and linux as well

[dooglus]

monitoring /observing changes the outcome ..you have heard of quantum dynamics right?

If you monitor someone adding 2 and 2, does it change the outcome?

In the same way, the dice rolls are entirely deterministic and not subject to quantum effects.

[dooglus]

So you are saying it's purely hard programmed to fuck you?

After all my attempts to explain how the site works, this is the best you can do?

No, I am not saying that it is hard programmed to fuck you.

It doesn't know about our care about you. It's a sequence of pseudorandom numbers you're paying against. The numbers have no desire to fuck or be fucked, they are simply the result of running a particular published algorithm over and over.

[VolanicEruptor]

According to this guy though, the house has much more than a 1% advantage.  That's the topic right now isn't it..?

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What is this place?

Doge-Dice.com is a Dogecoin casino where you can play a fast paced dice game with a low 1% house edge and gamble with your DOGE. Pick your chance to win and how much to bet, then select "hi or lo" to roll the dice and get an instant result, win or lose. There is also a live chat where you can interact with other players on the site. They will probably try to convince you to bet more.

Alternatively you can invest in the site's bankroll, and share in the site's profits (or losses), while helping us offer bigger maximum bets to the players. This is why the players in the chat are trying to convince you to bet more - they win when you lose...


Reference: https://doge-dice.com/#q1
Pretty sure poor EEPICYO got dropped on his head at a young age (or thrown.)

If the house is manipulating the odds of individual bets, that makes it a lot more than 1%.  I think you need to read the last couple pages before you post.  I was responding to the idiot who was accusing dooglus of scamming, and now you're flailing your arms around over nothing.

[Sheridan]

hey
i like it

[dooglus]

hey
i like it

I'd count that as a "substantial post" for sure! 

[CryptoKilla]

hey
i like it

I'd count that as a "substantial post" for sure! 

Lmao

So what is the maximum I can invest?

[seuntjie]

hey
i like it

I'd count that as a "substantial post" for sure! 

Lmao

So what is the maximum I can invest?

Your life savings and whatever you can get in a loan

[dooglus]

hey
i like it

I'd count that as a "substantial post" for sure! 

Lmao

So what is the maximum I can invest?

There's no maximum.  The biggest investment at the moment is 231,043,429 DOGE.  Recently investments have been doing very well, averaging about 0.2% growth per day - but of course sometimes players win too, and so investors lose.

[BayAreaCoins]

If the house is manipulating the odds of individual bets, that makes it a lot more than 1%.  I think you need to read the last couple pages before you post.  I was responding to the idiot who was accusing dooglus of scamming, and now you're flailing your arms around over nothing.

I see what you are saying and I assure you my arms aren't flailing! I thought their was actual confusion.

[dooglus]

The biggest investment at the moment is 231,043,429 DOGE.

And now, without him doing anything, it's 231,355,233 DOGE.  Up roughly 0.1% in a few hours.

It's just a shame the price of DOGE went down by more than 0.1% in the same period, but you can't have everything!

[EEPICYOO]

According to this guy though, the house has much more than a 1% advantage.  That's the topic right now isn't it..?

Answers

What is this place?

Doge-Dice.com is a Dogecoin casino where you can play a fast paced dice game with a low 1% house edge and gamble with your DOGE. Pick your chance to win and how much to bet, then select "hi or lo" to roll the dice and get an instant result, win or lose. There is also a live chat where you can interact with other players on the site. They will probably try to convince you to bet more.

Alternatively you can invest in the site's bankroll, and share in the site's profits (or losses), while helping us offer bigger maximum bets to the players. This is why the players in the chat are trying to convince you to bet more - they win when you lose...


Reference: https://doge-dice.com/#q1

Pretty sure poor HAIGHT STREET got dropped acid on his head at a young age (or thrown.)

keep yappin' fuck head ~ when you get to prison be sure to tell them how you got there!

*must read* ====> http://trilema.com/2014/why-dogecoin-is-a-scam-why-the-people-pushing-it-are-assholes-why-business-insider-is-a-contemptible-piece-of-shit-why-anyone-who-ever-worked-for-it-will-be-dancing-in-the-street-for-nickels-and-wh/

[EEPICYOO]

monitoring /observing changes the outcome ..you have heard of quantum dynamics right?

If you monitor someone adding 2 and 2, does it change the outcome?

In the same way, the dice rolls are entirely deterministic and not subject to quantum effects.

it depends what "2" represents!

....ok now you are REALLY talking stupid ! I thought you were smarter than that!!! ?=(


I WANT MY $$$ YOU STOLE IN BACK IN BITCOIN(rounded up) NOT DOGE!!!!


*must read*>>>>

http://trilema.com/2014/why-dogecoin-is-a-scam-why-the-people-pushing-it-are-assholes-why-business-insider-is-a-contemptible-piece-of-shit-why-anyone-who-ever-worked-for-it-will-be-dancing-in-the-street-for-nickels-and-wh/

[EEPICYOO]

So you are saying it's purely hard programmed to fuck you?

After all my attempts to explain how the site works, this is the best you can do?

No, I am not saying that it is hard programmed to fuck you.

It doesn't know about our care about you. It's a sequence of pseudorandom numbers you're paying against. The numbers have no desire to fuck or be fucked, they are simply the result of running a particular published algorithm over and over.

pseudorandom = FAKE random


*rolls eyes*

[EEPICYOO]

hey
i like it

I'd count that as a "substantial post" for sure! 

Lmao

So what is the maximum I can invest?

There's no maximum.  The biggest investment at the moment is 231,043,429 DOGE.  Recently investments have been doing very well, averaging about 0.2% growth per day - but of course sometimes players win too, and so investors lose.

"investments" of what? ~ I'm getting the impression you are shooting for Federal time...right? :-) weeeee

[SUNcoinDEVs]

we would love to have such game for SUN

[EEPICYOO]

monitoring /observing changes the outcome ..you have heard of quantum dynamics right?

If you monitor someone adding 2 and 2, does it change the outcome?

In the same way, the dice rolls are entirely deterministic and not subject to quantum effects.

*this one is for you sockgenius, maybe you need someone to help explain it to you?(prepare to be mindfucked) ====>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytGo85BZUww

[dooglus]

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Troll harder.