I know this comment will go unnoticed but...

[VolanicEruptor]

sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot!

discuss...

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[stormlighter]

I like carrots!

[mprep]

We all have weird habits. Ain't nobody judging a weirdo in a weirdo forum.

[tekke]

We all have weird habits. Ain't nobody judging a weirdo in a weirdo forum.

+1

[Kluge]

[some1]

sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot!

You have a problem.
You should finally accept you are a cauliflower.

Go speak to the big pumpkin about this.

[Mushroomized]

pics

[player3]

you fruity buggers.

>not being a jabuticaba

[VolanicEruptor]

One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did,
and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again.  This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT.    it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble.

[mprep]

One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did,
and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again.  This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT.    it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble.

Those spices don't sound really delicious. What was it like, the taste?

[catquarks]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7085/6851158500_cf7c64f188.jpg

One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did,
and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again.  This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT.    it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble.

Woah. I thought people only did that to hard-boiled eggs.

[VolanicEruptor]

Let's put it this way -  I became the carrot.

[mprep]

Let's put it this way -  I became the carrot.

Good for you. Maybe someday, you can change into a freaking potato.

[MGK-]

Pics or it didn't happen

[mprep]

Pics or it didn't happen

I second that. Ask your wife to take pics.

[Kluge]

Pics or it didn't happen

I suppose it's a good blackmail opportunity. I wonder if there are "professional" photojournalists who just walk around to peoples' houses all day and take pictures, hoping for something embarrassing.

Be careful, OP. One day, you may find a USB key with a picture on it, demanding $1M in BTC unless you want it released publicly. Your co-workers would make fun of you until death.

[jackjack]

Let me rub your carrot

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Something smells fishy about this story.

[VolanicEruptor]

I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins?  I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?

[AirFlame]

What the hell You talking about my head exploded !

[jackjack]

I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins?  I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?

Red pepper decoction enema
100% guaranteed

[SaltySpitoon]

I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins?  I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?

Bleach + steel wool

[ledmaniak]

I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins?  I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?

Just cut it off basically.

[VolanicEruptor]

I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins?  I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?

Red pepper decoction enema
100% guaranteed

No red peppers around the house, but I found a bottle of pepper spray.  Will that be too strong?

[jackjack]

I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins?  I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?

Red pepper decoction enema
100% guaranteed

No red peppers around the house, but I found a bottle of pepper spray.  Will that be too strong?

Hmm no
Try and post results

[VolanicEruptor]

Report
2 minutes in:  Beginning to lose consciousness.   It hurts.

will keep you updated

[Kluge]

Did you make sure to rub your groin half-off with the steel wool before applying the pepper spray?

[mprep]

Report
2 minutes in:  Beginning to lose consciousness.   It hurts.

will keep you updated

So an hour passed. How are you feeling? Still conscious or alive at that matter.

[VolanicEruptor]

Did you make sure to rub your groin half-off with the steel wool before applying the pepper spray?

No I used sheep wool, while it was still attached to the sheep. 
I am feeling a lot better so far, thanks guys.  All I feel now is a sharp burning pain in my urethra but I'm used to that from my "other" issues.. the jock itch is gone.   

[jackjack]

Online

Seems alive

[jackjack]

All I feel now is a sharp burning pain in my urethra

That could be dangerous
Fill your bladder with molten sugar

[mprep]

Online

Seems alive

Well he responded now, but he could've just dropped a severed body part or his own body on the mouse while it's hovering over the Refresh button.

[kain35m]

I see Carrotcoin popping up any day now. And jock coin

[jackjack]

[VolanicEruptor]

how did you find my personal pics 

[Mushroomized]

this is a work safe board

[kireinaha]

I like turtles!

[jackjack]

this is a work safe board

And this is a work safe image

Or are you working with rabbits?
Even your own signature is much less work-friendly than the picture

[Mike Christ]

sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot!

discuss...

You know what OP?

You're an all right guy.

[Haidang1796]

And then she will chop you off to make dinner

[Taras]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwYb6BRn0Y0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQa1PEiIDR0