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August 20, 2011, 08:27:44 PM
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"My house shall be called a house of fair exchange for all the nations? But you have made it a den of thieves."
And paypal and the bankers heard it and were seeking a way to destroy him, for they feared him, because all
the crowd was astonished at his teaching and his new crypto-currency. And because of this he changed his
name... and went away into the desert... but not before leaving the people with the Holy Genesis Block. 
And his father looked at the code [Gr. "logos"] and saw that it was good.
     
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August 20, 2011, 08:31:00 PM
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Why appeal to any authority, even biblical?

Bitcoin is peer-to-peer, no divinity necessary.

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August 20, 2011, 08:54:06 PM
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Why appeal to any authority, even biblical?


Who is appealing to any authority? Except human inspiration... which is symbolized in
many ways using any number of metaphorical treatments...


"Free your mind and your ass will follow. The kingdom of heaven is within."
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August 20, 2011, 09:43:20 PM
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"My house shall be called a house of fair exchange for all the nations? But you have made it a den of thieves."
And paypal and the bankers heard it and were seeking a way to destroy him, for they feared him, because all
the crowd was astonished at his teaching and his new crypto-currency. And because of this he changed his
name... and went away into the desert... but not before leaving the people with the Holy Genesis Block. 
And his father looked at the code [Gr. "logos"] and saw that it was good.
     
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I, for one, love the satire (image and text). Well done, Colargol.

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August 20, 2011, 09:54:05 PM
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I, for one, love the satire (image and text). Well done, Colargol.



Thank you.  It was your work in this area [satire using image and text], as well as that of others here, which inspired me.   Smiley

Maybe we can take some lessons from people like Banksy and sneak bitcoin logos and subtle references into all kind of places...

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August 21, 2011, 12:42:01 AM
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Funny I did the same type of thing a while back.

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August 21, 2011, 12:59:04 AM
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he would use none cuz, "All your bases are belong to HIM!" or, "Jesus takes! Jesus gives!"

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August 21, 2011, 04:34:57 AM
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Jesus' costume features no pockets. Go figure.

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August 23, 2011, 09:58:45 PM
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/create

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August 23, 2011, 10:48:42 PM
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"Give to Satoshi what is Satoshi's."
And they aaked him "The first years worth of Bitcoin?"
Jesus answered "You are the ones who say so."
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August 23, 2011, 11:35:32 PM
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It makes sense that he would pick a deflationary currency. Jesus saves!
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August 24, 2011, 12:27:07 AM
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Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...

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August 24, 2011, 01:07:58 AM
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Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...
Fiat means by force of law, so no.

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August 24, 2011, 02:17:00 AM
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He pulled fish and bread out of his ass and people ate it, that's pretty much how fiat money works. And don't forget, there's also his father's fiat light, it runs in the family.

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August 24, 2011, 02:39:07 AM
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Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...
Fiat means by force of law, so no.

Fiat means let it be done.

In the money sense, it means money by decree.
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August 24, 2011, 11:15:11 AM
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Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...

Would that not be the first instance of peer to peer fish/bread/coin generation? Wink
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August 24, 2011, 03:46:17 PM
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He'd probably be day trading in myrrh futures contracts.

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August 24, 2011, 03:56:26 PM
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Jesus is famous for being the issuer of fiat fish and fiat bread, so...

Would that not be the first instance of peer to peer fish/bread/coin generation? Wink

Nah, he is the central server, source of all content

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August 25, 2011, 04:58:16 AM
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"My house shall be called a house of fair exchange for all the nations? But you have made it a den of thieves."
And paypal and the bankers heard it and were seeking a way to destroy him, for they feared him, because all
the crowd was astonished at his teaching and his new crypto-currency. And because of this he changed his
name... and went away into the desert... but not before leaving the people with the Holy Genesis Block. 
And his father looked at the code [Gr. "logos"] and saw that it was good.
     
~~~




May God Bless you mate.

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August 25, 2011, 05:42:11 AM
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"My house shall be called a house of fair exchange for all the nations? But you have made it a den of thieves."
And paypal and the bankers heard it and were seeking a way to destroy him, for they feared him, because all
the crowd was astonished at his teaching and his new crypto-currency. And because of this he changed his
name... and went away into the desert... but not before leaving the people with the Holy Genesis Block. 
And his father looked at the code [Gr. "logos"] and saw that it was good.
     
~~~




May God Bless you mate.

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+1 This was awsome,
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[Begin Random Unrelated Rant]
 So finally someone comes out and says it; Satoshi nakamotoo is a divine character created by god as cover up to appear to pagans. Thus All pagans will praise satoshi for his good deeds but satoshi is like the holy ghost in physical form. Its like everyone that is a pagan praising satoshi; Is praising god. [/End Random Unrelated Rant]

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