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January 08, 2014, 05:28:03 PM |
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I find jokes about rape and murder funny, yet I don't like or condone either. I'm also about as anti-racist as you can get, but I'm also pretty non-PC and I can find racial humour funny as long as the jokes are not malicious or clearly hateful.
You're just being contradictory in every sense, then. I'm sorry, but I can't respect you if you like all those kinds of jokes, even if you “don't condone them” (which doesn't make sense). Why can you not respect me on that basis, please explain further. How am I being contradictory and what makes it so? So if I laugh or make a peadaphilic joke, that means I approve or condone childrape? So have you've never laughed or at least been mildly amused by a black comedy or non-PC joke or something that is taboo? I can't imagine you being a barrel of laughs. It's like with the blonde jokes, everybody knows some, doesn't mean they really think blondes are dumb. There are jokes about everything, religion, race, gender, some people feel offended and some don't, depends if they are laid-back or not. You obviously aren't. Exactly, some people just want to feel morally superior and it's these trypes of people who are usually the biggest hypocrites. They'll find these jokes funny, but stifle their laughter or come across offended. They're jokes; get over them.
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January 08, 2014, 05:31:52 PM |
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Knock Knock, Who's there? Mintspare, and I think I'm worth 2.5 Million with no sales, no income, no haircut, no shave, no reputable office! https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=401481.0
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January 08, 2014, 06:07:23 PM |
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Exactly, some people just want to feel morally superior and it's these trypes of people who are usually the biggest hypocrites. They'll find these jokes funny, but stifle their laughter or come across offended. They're jokes; get over them.
I'm not morally superior. I have flaws, like everyone. But I genuinely didn't find those jokes funny.
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January 08, 2014, 06:14:22 PM Last edit: January 08, 2014, 09:34:25 PM by EvilPanda |
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A truck driver picks up a nun hitchhiker, she sits beside him and starts talking: -I heard truck drivers sometimes pick up young girls, take them to the woods and fuck them... The driver doesn't respond and after a while she goes again, winking and smiling: -Truck drivers sometimes pick up young girls, take them to the woods and fuck them... The driver finally gets it and turns into the woods where the nun says that her superior checks their virginity so he can only get the ass, he agrees and they do it. When they finish, they get back to the truck and continue the journey. After a while the nun starts talking again: -Truck drivers sometimes pick up young girls, take them to the woods and fuck them... It's a bit harder for us faggots.
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January 08, 2014, 06:50:25 PM |
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No shit! Is sexism funny to you? if you want to talk about sexism then you can start your own thread for this its not a bad idea
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January 08, 2014, 06:53:59 PM |
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Exactly, some people just want to feel morally superior and it's these trypes of people who are usually the biggest hypocrites. They'll find these jokes funny, but stifle their laughter or come across offended. They're jokes; get over them.
I'm not morally superior. I have flaws, like everyone. But I genuinely didn't find those jokes funny. You don't have to, but don't judge others because they do. I'm sure there has been something you must've found funny in your life that was un-PC or of a controversial nature.
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January 09, 2014, 02:58:49 AM |
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A duck... walks into a bar, and waddles over to the bartender and asks "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender, politely responds "No, I'm sorry, we don't carry grapes" The duck leaves.
Next day: The ducks walks back into the bar, goes over to the bartender and says: "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender responds, "Sorry, no, we still, don't have any grapes, in fact, we aren't going to be carrying grapes." The duck leaves.
Next day: The duck again walks into the bar. "Do you have any grapes?" -- "No, no grapes, still. Bye."
Next day: Same thing, "Do you have any grapes?" -- "Look buddy, like I said, we don't have grapes, and I am getting tired of this, The next time you come in here asking for grapes, I am going to nail your beak right into the floor. Now, leave."
Next day: The duck waddles into the bar, by this time the bartender is beyond frustrated, "Do you have a hammer?" The bartender is a bit taken aback, and responds "Um, no..."
"Do you have any grapes?"
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player01
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January 10, 2014, 12:17:11 AM |
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Why did Helen Keller have burns on her right cheek? She answered the waffle iron. Why did she have burns on the left cheek? They called back.
How did Helen Keller lose her hand? She read a stop sign going 40 MPH
How come nobody heard Helen Keller when she fell of a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was NNGHHAUGHMP.
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January 10, 2014, 02:00:20 PM |
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
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January 10, 2014, 04:03:34 PM |
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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks over to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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January 10, 2014, 05:21:58 PM |
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A boy goes to a strip club. His MOM gets angry : Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? BOY: Yes, I saw dad!
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January 11, 2014, 11:02:18 AM |
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot all walk into a bar.
The barman says, 'What's all this, some kind of joke?'
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January 11, 2014, 11:06:55 AM |
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot all walk into a bar.
The barman says, 'What's all this, some kind of joke?'
I find these types of jokes grossly offensive as my father was beaten to death by an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman in a bar .
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January 11, 2014, 11:26:59 AM |
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot all walk into a bar.
The barman says, 'What's all this, some kind of joke?'
I find these types of jokes grossly offensive as my father was beaten to death by an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman in a bar . That's what you get for being Welsh around here.
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January 11, 2014, 12:16:20 PM |
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot all walk into a bar.
The barman says, 'What's all this, some kind of joke?'
I find these types of jokes grossly offensive as my father was beaten to death by an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman in a bar . That's what you get for being Welsh around here. damn that's racist did that actually happen or you're joking us?
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January 11, 2014, 01:02:15 PM |
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot all walk into a bar.
The barman says, 'What's all this, some kind of joke?'
I find these types of jokes grossly offensive as my father was beaten to death by an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman in a bar . That's what you get for being Welsh around here. Welsh? Where did you get that from?
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January 11, 2014, 01:10:10 PM |
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it's nothing to be ashamed of, not nowadays
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January 12, 2014, 09:37:42 AM |
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GO TO BED WITH AN EMPTY STOMACH, DECIDED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT
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