https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dkDear diary: It has come to my attention that the authorities have two hands, but seem to have made it the sadistic policy to only pet me with one of them at a time. Half of love is...low.
Dear diary: My food dish is empty. Maybe the authorities are buying CATcoins. If not, I will shred their pillows. I'll report back tomorrow.