Freemasons Shut Down Public Access to Somethingaweful Bitcoin (SA) Forums

[The Script]

I read this thread and wonder: who is trolling who?

[BitcoinPorn]

I read this thread and wonder: who is trolling who?

Are you saying that bitrebel is actually an SA goon?

[bitrebel]

I read this thread and wonder: who is trolling who?

Are you saying that bitrebel is actually an SA goon?

Now that's funny!

[Stalin-chan]

Now that's funny!

Comedy gold.

[JeffK]

Now that's funny!

Comedy gold.

I, for one, cannot believe bitrebel is anything but an act

[RandyFolds]

Now that's funny!

Comedy gold.

I, for one, cannot believe bitrebel is anything but an act

I thought the same, but then I consider how many books and documentaries have been published on the matter, so there has to be people that are legitimately this fucking nuts. They can't all be trolling.

[rainingbitcoins]

I thought the same, but then I consider how many books and documentaries have been published on the matter, so there has to be people that are legitimately this fucking nuts. They can't all be trolling.

I always thought of Freemasons as sort of your grandpa's crazy world-controlling secret society. Kind of dated. I think legit crazy people have mostly moved on to different organizations to be paranoid about.

Also, people nutty enough to believe stuff like this have a certain kind of way-up-in-the-clouds writing style that's instantly identifiable. Bitrebel comes off as more TV character crazy than real crazy. It's funny and all, but I can't see why anyone would think it's real.

[FlipPro]

Here is a snippet of 33 members of the full list we have of admitted Freemasons on the somethingawful forums. These members have all publicly stated and admitted to membership.

Ginch
Branis
Straithate
Agent 4096
Anatole
Brbill
Stubblyhead
Helmet Jap
Twinkie
Runupon Cracker
Colonial Air Force
Hillridge
Glorified Scrivener
jsavino
chisquared
TinLemon
Powers
madm3rlin
Ari
And I starve
BipolarBear
Lovable Luciferian
Gnumonic
KillianLett
Adomorn
Winkelman
Waywardwoodwose
Replicant-001
JohnGoelGlanton
Riven
DarkPrime

Jeffk (bitcoin forum) -- Jewel #1 (“Any talk of SomethingAwful being a Masons forum should be discontinued now. The presence of a few Masons on a forum of 150,000 probably matches closely to the general population, even if a large contingent of the Moderators are the Masons”

Wafflehound (The truth is hidden in plain sight. Call it satire, but it’s the exact truth about how they think and feel. – “Quote from: WAFFLEHOUND

Dear Bitcoin,

Now that our involvement is more open, I would like you to mull over a few things. One, the only reason our presence is known is because we chose to admit it in an open space. At this point, our plans are too far along for you to interfere. As you're aware we are heavily invested in the current monetary system, even to the extent of branding bills our own with symbols. Our goal was quite simple: Bitcoin needed to go away.

We thought through several strategies, but in the end the one thing that really stood out was the level of distrust and paranoia from the primary users. This created a breeding ground ripe for our members to infiltrate and through primarily simply posting disagreeing viewpoints on your forums, we caused the Bitcoin community to fold in on itself. Paranoia has consumed you, rendered you blind to improvement and closed to criticism. With paranoid fools at the helm, Bitcoin users themselves essentially steered their own ship into an iceberg.

We have won. There is no second chance for Bitcoin, it's obvious that the decline has been happening for a long time and at this point it cannot be stopped. Much like a goat that bleats as it's insides are ritually violated, the denials of the Bitcoin users will be heard only until the moment of their pathetic currencies death.

-WAFFLEHOUND, SA Masonic Liaison

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(“Goat that bleats until its insides are ritually violated” – Did you read that properly? This is a sacrificial goat, a lamb. The Initiation is to kill it, and bleat it to death. That’s just simple Masonry for you. It’s a KNOWN ritual in the Fraternity of Freemasonry!!!) Do you think they are kidding when they say this? The sheep are supposed to think so, I promise you.

I already knew all this, show me more

So full of yourself, Jeffk, as are all Masons. Do you feel privileged? Not this time, sorry. This is not for you! It's for all the other people you have left in the dark.

Feel privileged? I am practically a god

You're just a moron.

I think I speak for the entire community when I say this...

[bitrebel]

Here is a snippet of 33 members of the full list we have of admitted Freemasons on the somethingawful forums. These members have all publicly stated and admitted to membership.

Ginch
Branis
Straithate
Agent 4096
Anatole
Brbill
Stubblyhead
Helmet Jap
Twinkie
Runupon Cracker
Colonial Air Force
Hillridge
Glorified Scrivener
jsavino
chisquared
TinLemon
Powers
madm3rlin
Ari
And I starve
BipolarBear
Lovable Luciferian
Gnumonic
KillianLett
Adomorn
Winkelman
Waywardwoodwose
Replicant-001
JohnGoelGlanton
Riven
DarkPrime

Jeffk (bitcoin forum) -- Jewel #1 (“Any talk of SomethingAwful being a Masons forum should be discontinued now. The presence of a few Masons on a forum of 150,000 probably matches closely to the general population, even if a large contingent of the Moderators are the Masons”

Wafflehound (The truth is hidden in plain sight. Call it satire, but it’s the exact truth about how they think and feel. – “Quote from: WAFFLEHOUND

Dear Bitcoin,

Now that our involvement is more open, I would like you to mull over a few things. One, the only reason our presence is known is because we chose to admit it in an open space. At this point, our plans are too far along for you to interfere. As you're aware we are heavily invested in the current monetary system, even to the extent of branding bills our own with symbols. Our goal was quite simple: Bitcoin needed to go away.

We thought through several strategies, but in the end the one thing that really stood out was the level of distrust and paranoia from the primary users. This created a breeding ground ripe for our members to infiltrate and through primarily simply posting disagreeing viewpoints on your forums, we caused the Bitcoin community to fold in on itself. Paranoia has consumed you, rendered you blind to improvement and closed to criticism. With paranoid fools at the helm, Bitcoin users themselves essentially steered their own ship into an iceberg.

We have won. There is no second chance for Bitcoin, it's obvious that the decline has been happening for a long time and at this point it cannot be stopped. Much like a goat that bleats as it's insides are ritually violated, the denials of the Bitcoin users will be heard only until the moment of their pathetic currencies death.

-WAFFLEHOUND, SA Masonic Liaison

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  
(“Goat that bleats until its insides are ritually violated” – Did you read that properly? This is a sacrificial goat, a lamb. The Initiation is to kill it, and bleat it to death. That’s just simple Masonry for you. It’s a KNOWN ritual in the Fraternity of Freemasonry!!!) Do you think they are kidding when they say this? The sheep are supposed to think so, I promise you.

I already knew all this, show me more

So full of yourself, Jeffk, as are all Masons. Do you feel privileged? Not this time, sorry. This is not for you! It's for all the other people you have left in the dark.

Feel privileged? I am practically a god

You're just a moron.

I think I speak for the entire community when I say this...

 Thank you FlipPro, for showing me your true colors. I value your presence in the forums, here. Sincerely!
And I do not say that to prop you up. I say that sincerely, since I can actually feel and see your genuine soul. You ask questions. You raise your hand. You act politely. What more can you ask from a person who question, ponders and is neutral? What more can you ask from a genuine human being who wants to know?
 I salute you, FlipPro!
Ponder on! and do not stop your quest for answers and knowledge. Never rest, for the truth!

Most of ALL, I can see you think for yourself. I commend you for that!

[DiaperedDynamo]

It's been two days since that list, are you going to post some hard evidence or should we start requesting you be banned?

[The Script]

It's been two days since that list, are you going to post some hard evidence or should we start requesting you be banned?

Troll or not he's an attention whore.  Just ignore him and hope he goes away.