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January 11, 2014, 02:50:21 PM
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We're just sitting around chilling and making not very funny jokes on off-topic, then we see this, which seems, well you decide


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=409527.0

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January 11, 2014, 03:50:22 PM
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We're just sitting around chilling and making not very funny jokes on off-topic, then we see this, which seems, well you decide


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=409527.0

BTCpuke.com. Sick joke. I geddit.  Grin

I want to know what they're saying. Angry
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January 11, 2014, 04:06:23 PM
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cant even be bothered to translate but i guess puke is a transliteration or whatever of poker

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January 12, 2014, 01:06:02 AM
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Come on laugh guys! Because all of us speak chinese  Wink

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January 12, 2014, 08:50:24 AM
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what the fuck  Shocked no idea dude

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January 12, 2014, 10:20:28 AM
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I know a joke:
How do you make a plumber cry?
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You kill his wife.
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January 12, 2014, 10:25:53 AM
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nice and sick. how do you make a dog drink? .... put it in a blender

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January 12, 2014, 10:31:16 AM
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Another:
How many babies do you need to cover a wall?
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It depends on how hard you throw them.


I'm a horrible person.
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January 12, 2014, 10:34:49 AM
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at least you are aware how horrible you are. i don't even know i'm such a winker

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January 12, 2014, 11:12:48 AM
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I know a joke:
How do you make a plumber cry?
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You kill his wife.

I don't get this one  Huh
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January 12, 2014, 07:47:24 PM
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I know a joke:
How do you make a plumber cry?
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You kill his wife.

I don't get this one  Huh
I think the "fun" part is that if you kill someones wife he/she's gonna cry!
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January 12, 2014, 08:15:58 PM
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I know a joke:
How do you make a plumber cry?
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You kill his wife.

I don't get this one  Huh
I think the "fun" part is that if you kill someones wife he/she's gonna cry!

If that's the punchline then it's a pretty shit joke.
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January 13, 2014, 08:43:07 AM
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I know a joke:
How do you make a plumber cry?
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You kill his wife.

I don't get this one  Huh
I think the "fun" part is that if you kill someones wife he/she's gonna cry!
Yep, that's the "fun" part!

I know a joke:
How do you make a plumber cry?
-
-
-
-
You kill his wife.

I don't get this one  Huh
I think the "fun" part is that if you kill someones wife he/she's gonna cry!

If that's the punchline then it's a pretty shit joke.
I never said it was good Tongue
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January 13, 2014, 10:28:48 AM
Last edit: January 14, 2014, 10:06:52 AM by guybrushthreepwood
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I know a joke:
How do you make a plumber cry?
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-
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You kill his wife.

I don't get this one  Huh
I think the "fun" part is that if you kill someones wife he/she's gonna cry!
Yep, that's the "fun" part!

I know a joke:
How do you make a plumber cry?
-
-
-
-
You kill his wife.

I don't get this one  Huh
I think the "fun" part is that if you kill someones wife he/she's gonna cry!

If that's the punchline then it's a pretty shit joke.
I never said it was good Tongue

Aren't the two main ingredients of a joke that it be A) Funny, and B) good? lol
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January 13, 2014, 10:44:15 AM
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one man's meat is another's murder

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January 14, 2014, 07:46:27 AM
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January 14, 2014, 08:14:54 AM
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Link not working...
this is actually a good joke Grin

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