Confirmed Bad News Sources Thread - No FUD, Just Facts!!!1

[pungopete468]

You guys aren't going to believe this!

I just received an urgent message from a friend of a friend who knows a guy whos brother's wife's third cousin is actually Satoshi himself! It clearly states that the Bitcoin network is actually the AI of Skynet! 2140 is actually the year of the apocalypse! When the last block has been found it's game over folks... This is terrible news... Oh the humanity!

Think of the children!

[trenton81]

A recent study confirms the fact that there is reason to doubt the speed of quantum computers!

These news are more unsettling than they may appear on the casual glance:

• As you have probably read as a fact the bitcoin block mining is dominated by Kim Jong Un and his associated Lepidoptera aliens
• Recent news highlighted in this thread confirm the involvement of Un!
• The US government's efforts to compete against alien hash power get a crushing blow with the loss of this most promising technological candidate
• Take as a clear indicator for the dramatic development that the US government is not even commenting the issue!

PS: I hope the news about skynet will not be confirmed by further cousins!

[SimpleChineseRiceFarmer]

Hello

I am simple Chinese rice farmer from Shenyang province of China. I am recently involved in fake China pump of BTC run by PBOC. Operation is recently taken over by Kim Jong Un. I want to secure my safety during North Korea take over China at end of this month. Please can confirm Mr Tirapon?

https://blockchain.info/tx/1a3af2f154d0a20b009b8f5888b4dfc02687ae5394bf4ee038aee30ac0b906d4


I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un.

H+aY3nnhiv6K14zRRyOOknOyhBAoozpbQiz3EnVOVGzU6LVoHtqb5Fo9E9TZ63NPGOlAXHN3GQbE0Oipp6Munuk=

(1AahG3LXdnRzWwS6i4ghF62XthsMTNt9bK)

[tvbcof]

Hello

I am simple Chinese rice farmer from Shenyang province of China.  ...

I would have thought that you were growing wheat up there???

[Tirapon]

Hello

I am simple Chinese rice farmer from Shenyang province of China. I am recently involved in fake China pump of BTC run by PBOC. Operation is recently taken over by Kim Jong Un. I want to secure my safety during North Korea take over China at end of this month. Please can confirm Mr Tirapon?

https://blockchain.info/tx/1a3af2f154d0a20b009b8f5888b4dfc02687ae5394bf4ee038aee30ac0b906d4


I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un.

H+aY3nnhiv6K14zRRyOOknOyhBAoozpbQiz3EnVOVGzU6LVoHtqb5Fo9E9TZ63NPGOlAXHN3GQbE0Oipp6Munuk=

(1AahG3LXdnRzWwS6i4ghF62XthsMTNt9bK)

Confirmed.

From now on members must contact via PM before sending payment.

[SimpleChineseRiceFarmer]

Hello

I am simple Chinese rice farmer from Shenyang province of China.  ...

I would have thought that you were growing wheat up there???

Please read more carefully. Shenyang province in China.

[proudhon]

Wow confirmed badness is accelerating so fast!  The fundamentals of SHOTRING bitcoin have never been stronger, but will continue to strengthen as we get more confirms and verifieds.  Well done contributors!!!  As always, beef up those SHOTRS!

[JimboToronto]

Wow confirmed badness is accelerating so fast!  The fundamentals of SHOTRING bitcoin have never been stronger, but will continue to strengthen as we get more confirms and verifieds.  Well done contributors!!!  As always, beef up those SHOTRS!

Here's some confirmed badness:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/dispatches/2014/01/21/las-vegas-casinos-accepting-bitcoins/4713243/

Just what Bitcoins need, a new association with the shady netherworld of gambling and organized crime.

This should be good for at least a $200/btc crash.

[RodeoX]

OMG! North Korea is attacking bitcoin! There is no way bitcoin can survive without the support of North Korea. Only communists like the DPRK and China can understand capitalism.

You guys.  there is only one vote that counts, and that is price. It is a second by second global survey of confidence in bitcoin. So talk all you want, if the price does not change then it's just talk.

[indiemax]

It's now confirmed bitcoin causes baldness,going to be banned for sure in Russia by Putin


n j21h23bx  nmnm jdi34i5nkeknv gnkv mnek tdpo3ep9c84n  ierei77iib bbrskaw 

I'm a Russian and that is word for word translation from my insider in the Kremlin

www.bitcoinmadeputinbald.com

[An amorous cow-herder]

It's now confirmed bitcoin causes baldness,going to be banned for sure in Russia by Putin

n j21h23bx  nmnm jdi34i5nkeknv gnkv mnek tdpo3ep9c84n  ierei77iib bbrskaw 

I'm a Russian and that is word for word translation from my insider in the Kremlin

Confirmed.
"n j21h23bx  nmnm jdi34i5nkeknv gnkv mnek tdpo3ep9c84n  ierei77iib bbrskaw" is a sibirian dialect, thats why google cant translate it.

[Tirapon]

If you've done as much research into bitcoin and its underlying elliptic curve cryptography as I have, you'd know that it's only possible to brute force vanity addresses with a D-Wave Quantum Computer.  And since these aren't available in North Korea, 1KimJongLDTFUT6hUru9jDGkQswcg7dWpB must can only belong to the true Kim Jong.  It is thus my duty to present further confirmation of the NWO alliance between Kim Jong and Putin: https://blockchain.info/address/1KimJongLDTFUT6hUru9jDGkQswcg7dWpB

Since I don't want to take my chances going it alone:

I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un.
IFYJqCXwlPvye9bdRc51QmoSldV9RyevDTa8dZKoqcoDB/8vb0pH+o6NOclhlDbnB1vNqonRraIqtmtEcXv+fwI=

https://blockchain.info/tx/193186b99c3370e0f3fe72dbf28b8201d2c67db5f56ac8a0d2d5e317c797c556

Confirmed. Peter R is granted assured safety during the takeover.

Payment confirmations will be moved to a new thread. Please await further instructions.

[JimboToronto]

Peter R is granted assured safety during the takeover.

Gee, I wish I could afford to buy diplomatic immunity but hundreds of satoshis is a lot of Bitcoin to squander when they could be better spent on BTC t-shirts, pr0n or beer.

[5od0miz3r]

I wish I could afford to buy diplomatic immunity but hundreds of satoshis is a lot of Bitcoin

Is 50 million satoshis but small price to pay for fr33d0m.    I wish could pay but in Uzbekistan we have not too much moniez. 

[JimboToronto]

I wish I could afford to buy diplomatic immunity but hundreds of satoshis is a lot of Bitcoin

Is 50 million satoshis but small price to pay for fr33d0m.    I wish could pay but in Uzbekistan we have not too much moniez. 

Yeah, I guess 0.5btc buys a lot of plov.

[fr33d0miz3r]

[Tirapon]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=426483.new#new

^Thread for payments of allegiance.

[adamstgBit]

that address now has 1.5 BTC

[dgarcia]

"n j21h23bx  nmnm jdi34i5nkeknv gnkv mnek tdpo3ep9c84n  ierei77iib bbrskaw" is a sibirian dialect, thats why google cant translate it.

I'm from Sibiria. This text says, that Olga from Wladiwostok is now accepting Bitcoins in exchange for vodka and matrjoschkas.

That's good news.

Backfire for cataclysm. Don't shotr the next days!

[TooDumbForBitcoin]

Bad news from the Ellen show.  Sami Brady leaving "Days of our Lives".