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January 21, 2014, 06:13:46 AM |
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You guys aren't going to believe this!
I just received an urgent message from a friend of a friend who knows a guy whos brother's wife's third cousin is actually Satoshi himself! It clearly states that the Bitcoin network is actually the AI of Skynet! 2140 is actually the year of the apocalypse! When the last block has been found it's game over folks... This is terrible news... Oh the humanity!
Think of the children!
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January 21, 2014, 04:36:55 PM Last edit: January 21, 2014, 08:03:05 PM by trenton81 |
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A recent study confirms the fact that there is reason to doubt the speed of quantum computers! These news are more unsettling than they may appear on the casual glance: - As you have probably read as a fact the bitcoin block mining is dominated by Kim Jong Un and his associated Lepidoptera aliens
- Recent news highlighted in this thread confirm the involvement of Un!
- The US government's efforts to compete against alien hash power get a crushing blow with the loss of this most promising technological candidate
- Take as a clear indicator for the dramatic development that the US government is not even commenting the issue!
PS: I hope the news about skynet will not be confirmed by further cousins!
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FROZEN is coming! Block reward at ~ 7 FZ and quickly falling! - Enjoy the Frozen Poetry from the Haiku contest
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January 21, 2014, 07:05:42 PM |
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Hello I am simple Chinese rice farmer from Shenyang province of China. I am recently involved in fake China pump of BTC run by PBOC. Operation is recently taken over by Kim Jong Un. I want to secure my safety during North Korea take over China at end of this month. Please can confirm Mr Tirapon? https://blockchain.info/tx/1a3af2f154d0a20b009b8f5888b4dfc02687ae5394bf4ee038aee30ac0b906d4I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un. H+aY3nnhiv6K14zRRyOOknOyhBAoozpbQiz3EnVOVGzU6LVoHtqb5Fo9E9TZ63NPGOlAXHN3GQbE0Oipp6Munuk= (1AahG3LXdnRzWwS6i4ghF62XthsMTNt9bK)
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January 21, 2014, 07:19:47 PM |
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Hello
I am simple Chinese rice farmer from Shenyang province of China. ...
I would have thought that you were growing wheat up there???
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sig spam anywhere and self-moderated threads on the pol&soc board are for losers.
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January 21, 2014, 07:21:32 PM |
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Hello I am simple Chinese rice farmer from Shenyang province of China. I am recently involved in fake China pump of BTC run by PBOC. Operation is recently taken over by Kim Jong Un. I want to secure my safety during North Korea take over China at end of this month. Please can confirm Mr Tirapon? https://blockchain.info/tx/1a3af2f154d0a20b009b8f5888b4dfc02687ae5394bf4ee038aee30ac0b906d4I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un. H+aY3nnhiv6K14zRRyOOknOyhBAoozpbQiz3EnVOVGzU6LVoHtqb5Fo9E9TZ63NPGOlAXHN3GQbE0Oipp6Munuk= (1AahG3LXdnRzWwS6i4ghF62XthsMTNt9bK) Confirmed. From now on members must contact via PM before sending payment.
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January 21, 2014, 07:35:06 PM |
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Hello
I am simple Chinese rice farmer from Shenyang province of China. ...
I would have thought that you were growing wheat up there??? Please read more carefully. Shenyang province in China.
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January 21, 2014, 07:40:36 PM |
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Wow confirmed badness is accelerating so fast! The fundamentals of SHOTRING bitcoin have never been stronger, but will continue to strengthen as we get more confirms and verifieds. Well done contributors!!! As always, beef up those SHOTRS!
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Bitcoin Fact: the price of bitcoin will not be greater than $70k for more than 25 consecutive days at any point in the rest of recorded human history.
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January 21, 2014, 07:56:57 PM |
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Wow confirmed badness is accelerating so fast! The fundamentals of SHOTRING bitcoin have never been stronger, but will continue to strengthen as we get more confirms and verifieds. Well done contributors!!! As always, beef up those SHOTRS!
Here's some confirmed badness: http://www.usatoday.com/story/dispatches/2014/01/21/las-vegas-casinos-accepting-bitcoins/4713243/Just what Bitcoins need, a new association with the shady netherworld of gambling and organized crime. This should be good for at least a $200/btc crash.
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January 21, 2014, 08:18:34 PM |
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OMG! North Korea is attacking bitcoin! There is no way bitcoin can survive without the support of North Korea. Only communists like the DPRK and China can understand capitalism. You guys. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) there is only one vote that counts, and that is price. It is a second by second global survey of confidence in bitcoin. So talk all you want, if the price does not change then it's just talk.
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January 21, 2014, 08:25:37 PM |
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It's now confirmed bitcoin causes baldness,going to be banned for sure in Russia by Putin n j21h23bx nmnm jdi34i5nkeknv gnkv mnek tdpo3ep9c84n ierei77iib bbrskaw I'm a Russian and that is word for word translation from my insider in the Kremlin www.bitcoinmadeputinbald.com
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January 21, 2014, 11:00:08 PM |
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It's now confirmed bitcoin causes baldness,going to be banned for sure in Russia by Putin
n j21h23bx nmnm jdi34i5nkeknv gnkv mnek tdpo3ep9c84n ierei77iib bbrskaw
I'm a Russian and that is word for word translation from my insider in the Kremlin
Confirmed. "n j21h23bx nmnm jdi34i5nkeknv gnkv mnek tdpo3ep9c84n ierei77iib bbrskaw" is a sibirian dialect, thats why google cant translate it.
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January 21, 2014, 11:19:52 PM |
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If you've done as much research into bitcoin and its underlying elliptic curve cryptography as I have, you'd know that it's only possible to brute force vanity addresses with a D-Wave Quantum Computer. And since these aren't available in North Korea, 1KimJongLDTFUT6hUru9jDGkQswcg7dWpB must can only belong to the true Kim Jong. It is thus my duty to present further confirmation of the NWO alliance between Kim Jong and Putin: https://blockchain.info/address/1KimJongLDTFUT6hUru9jDGkQswcg7dWpBSince I don't want to take my chances going it alone: I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un.IFYJqCXwlPvye9bdRc51QmoSldV9RyevDTa8dZKoqcoDB/8vb0pH+o6NOclhlDbnB1vNqonRraIqtmtEcXv+fwI= https://blockchain.info/tx/193186b99c3370e0f3fe72dbf28b8201d2c67db5f56ac8a0d2d5e317c797c556Confirmed. Peter R is granted assured safety during the takeover. Payment confirmations will be moved to a new thread. Please await further instructions.
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January 21, 2014, 11:30:56 PM |
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Peter R is granted assured safety during the takeover.
Gee, I wish I could afford to buy diplomatic immunity but hundreds of satoshis is a lot of Bitcoin to squander when they could be better spent on BTC t-shirts, pr0n or beer.
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January 21, 2014, 11:39:23 PM |
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I wish I could afford to buy diplomatic immunity but hundreds of satoshis is a lot of Bitcoin
Is 50 million satoshis but small price to pay fo r fr33d0m. I wish could pay but in Uzbekistan we have not too much moniez.
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January 21, 2014, 11:43:17 PM |
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I wish I could afford to buy diplomatic immunity but hundreds of satoshis is a lot of Bitcoin
Is 50 million satoshis but small price to pay fo r fr33d0m. I wish could pay but in Uzbekistan we have not too much moniez. Yeah, I guess 0.5btc buys a lot of plov.
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January 22, 2014, 12:03:11 AM |
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January 22, 2014, 12:12:01 AM |
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that address now has 1.5 BTC ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fstuffasiseeit.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F12%2Fpatrick-stewart-double-facepalm.png%3Fw%3D564&t=665&c=rfkg9eTbwmiDfg)
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January 22, 2014, 12:17:36 AM |
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"n j21h23bx nmnm jdi34i5nkeknv gnkv mnek tdpo3ep9c84n ierei77iib bbrskaw" is a sibirian dialect, thats why google cant translate it.
I'm from Sibiria. This text says, that Olga from Wladiwostok is now accepting Bitcoins in exchange for vodka and matrjoschkas. That's good news. Backfire for cataclysm. Don't shotr the next days!
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January 22, 2014, 02:21:01 AM |
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Bad news from the Ellen show. Sami Brady leaving "Days of our Lives".
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