Announcing "Uranus" 5TH/s (+-100%) ASIC Bitcoin Miner **In Stock!**

[The Avenger]

You guys are crazy to spend some BTC on mining hardware.

Which is great, because it's time to reveal some amazing news ... I have been working on my own asic bitcoin miner.

And as is traditional, here is a concept drawing of what the miner will look like:



Here is the real surprise - I taped out in October and this baby is ready to ship - today!

So you know I'm legit, here is a picture of my production facilities in China:



They've been super busy making sure each ASIC has the correct number of AS's and IC's.


Gentlemen - Avenger Industries are proud to present our first bitcoin mining offering -

>>> Uranus <<<



Technical spec
Uranus hashes at 5TH/day (+-100%). More importantly, each order comes with a free "I love Uranus" t-shirt!

No pre-orders. Order now and get Uranus hashing today!

First release of Uranus only BTC49/unit. Discounts available if you want Uranus in large quantities.

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

(Disclaimer: All sales are final. Refunds will be made in South Yemeni dinar only. Avenger Industries accept no responsibility if Uranus malfunctions or explodes. )


Order List:
Username              Amount         Order Number      Product             Quantity       Payment
kurzer42               BTC49               100001              Uranus           1
kurzer42's mom      BTC49               100002              Uranus           1

[miaviator]

I'd like to be an official US reseller!

[descarte]

congratulations for this great achievement.

btw, you can't use uranus because its a name reserved for the next knc miner.

[kurzer42]

Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!

[The Avenger]

congratulations for this great achievement.

btw, you can't use uranus because its a name reserved for the next knc miner.

It's okay. I spoke to Sam and we agreed he was not going to touch Uranus. It was a slightly weird conversation, I think we might be married now? 

[The Avenger]

Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!

Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

[alfabitcoin]

Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!

Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

Have you anything slower? That is too fast, maybe pluton?

Ps
Why to tape(out). Just use post-it, will do just fine.

[The Avenger]

Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!

Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

Have you anything slower? That is too fast, maybe pluton?

We are thinking of doing a USB version - the USB Uranus. The slogan is difficult, the latest one was turned down by marketing for some reason?

The USB Uranus - stick it - up your hash!

Seems okay to me?

[gmaxwell]

Sorry, kickbacks from vapor-mining competitor UNICORN were greater, moving to offtopic.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Time for some photoshopping: Uranus: God of Bitcoin!

[TooDumbForBitcoin]

Do you sell chips only?  Maybe some people would like to put their hardware in Uranus.

[railzand]

Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!

Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

Have you anything slower? That is too fast, maybe pluton?

We are thinking of doing a USB version - the USB Uranus. The slogan is difficult, the latest one was turned down by marketing for some reason?

The USB Uranus - stick it - up your hash!

Seems okay to me?

I wanna thumb Uranus

[The Avenger]

Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!

Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

Have you anything slower? That is too fast, maybe pluton?

We are thinking of doing a USB version - the USB Uranus. The slogan is difficult, the latest one was turned down by marketing for some reason?

The USB Uranus - stick it - up your hash!

Seems okay to me?

I wanna thumb Uranus

+1
I'll suggest that to marketing as a slogan, seems okay to me.
 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Nice!
But i don't need the miner. I just want to have the shirt and 49BTC seems very fair! You know what? I'll get one for my mom,too!

Excellent decision to purchase! I've updated the order list with your orders.

Avenger Industries - we'll sell Uranus to anyone!

Have you anything slower? That is too fast, maybe pluton?

We are thinking of doing a USB version - the USB Uranus. The slogan is difficult, the latest one was turned down by marketing for some reason?

The USB Uranus - stick it - up your hash!

Seems okay to me?

I wanna thumb Uranus

[railzand]

Yuk. will never be able to look at a pretty girl's thumb ever again.

I think the unicornminer looks nicer and altogether more ... accomodating than Uranus

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Yuk. will never be able to look at a pretty girl's thumb ever again.

I think the unicornminer looks nicer and altogether more ... accomodating than Uranus

Yet, you'll still shake hands with every family member, friend and stranger, knowing full well that with a high degree of certainty they jerked-off with that hand within the past 48 hours. I've resorted to giving my dick a fist bump (also known as a pound dogg), as in "good job", to deliver to the fist-bumpers desiring to stay clear of traditional contact, unbeknown to them that they're still being served.

Now, trying shaking hands from this day forward without thinking about this post.

~TMIBTCITW

[juggalodarkclow]

I want one, I'm dying to get Uranus all warmed up and start shooting out hashes

[viriat0]

Reserve 5 pls, escrow? ahahahaahah

[TooDumbForBitcoin]

Yet, you'll still shake hands with every family member, friend and stranger, knowing full well that with a high degree of certainty they jerked-off with that hand within the past 48 hours.

Is 50% a high degree of certainty?   Some of us use our left hand, and some of us are too old for more than once a week.

[bkminer]

Avenger -- brilliant best laugh I've had in a while... -- I want to order like 100 because of the +/- 100% thing