It does us all some good if large retailers take up trade in bitcoin. Therefore, I suggest we all go to Overstocked and buy something with bitcoin out of principle. Once they report the numbers being so positive, other retailers will take up bitcoin too.
For example, here are some nice German flannel sheets.
http://www.overstock.com/Bedding-Bath/Ultra-soft-Heavyweight-6-ounce-German-Flannel-Hemstitch-Sheet-Set/409649/product.html?refccid=I7CYUYK4SSZKY62EEMDWLMEDJQ&searchidx=1 Since your sheets probably stink by now as you haven't changed them in a very long time, what better time to get some new sheets? Besides, your ugly girlfriend will be very impressed by your clean bed and she might actually begin to put out again. Now, what does a bitcoin nerd need more than additional attention from his girlfriend? Get going. Send a fraction of a bitcoin to Patrick Byrne - improve your sex life and promote use of bitcoin by retailers all at the same time. Don't do it tomorrow, do it now.