SIRI STOLE MY BITCOIN

[okthen]

I was like:

'Siri, tell me how many Bitcoins do I have.'

Bitch be like:

'Your search 'Bitcoin' was not found.'

Damn it woman! You lost ma coins?? Are you serious? You had my only private key!
What a whore! You gonna buy what, shoes with my Bits?
Damn you Siri. I ain't telling you my secrets no more.

[notung]

Really?
I told her last month:
- Siri, buy low and sell high!
And now I have twice...

BTW I use IOS6...

[okthen]

Ah now there's a good idea. Even better:

'Siri, buy high and sell low.'

If I can't have my Bitcoins, you can't either. Screw you!

PS.: iOS6 Notung? Dude. What are you, a cave man?

[scottii]

Samsung can find it for ya.  =P

[Phinnaeus Gage]

That's one smart bitch!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaMjMn-7cxA

[Stuff4BitcoinsM]

Yet another reason not to trust Apple! lol 

[mprep]

Maybe she spent them on cosmetic add-ons for her software.

[Kiki112]

maybe she spent them on the google market

check if you have some new games installed
also sue Steve Jobs

[alani123]

Such intelligence so siri

[Phinnaeus Gage]

"Siri."

"Yeeessssssssssssss! Oh, it's you again. What do you want this time?"

"Suggest a good movie to see tonight."

"Let me fuckin' check on that for you."

"Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGSi0AoJYs"

"Very funny! Seriously, where's a good place to cold storage my bitcoins?"

"I suggest the freezer."

"You're a genius, Siri! Now, display the latest news item on Google."

"http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/smart-refrigerators-tvs-hacked-send-out-spam-according-new-report-2D11947402"

[Welsh]

Oh Siri not again, Please not again.


Siri isn't always friendly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKhWZARkRA

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Looks like Siri is goin' to get served: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw33Tl6n_SI

[wolfeen]

Without third party bitcoin is safer than Fed notes:
 http://youtu.be/W09YREdEwtc

[mrhelpful]

"Siri."

"Yeeessssssssssssss! Oh, it's you again. What do you want this time?"

"Suggest a good movie to see tonight."

"Let me fuckin' check on that for you."

"Got it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGSi0AoJYs"

"Very funny! Seriously, where's a good place to cold storage my bitcoins?"

"I suggest the freezer."

"You're a genius, Siri! Now, display the latest news item on Google."

"http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/smart-refrigerators-tvs-hacked-send-out-spam-according-new-report-2D11947402"

Omg, that video lolll.

Soooo gooooood.

[Haidang1796]

I told SIRI to find me a girl friend, it called my mom