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January 16, 2014, 11:54:42 PM |
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I was like:
'Siri, tell me how many Bitcoins do I have.'
Bitch be like:
'Your search 'Bitcoin' was not found.'
Damn it woman! You lost ma coins?? Are you serious? You had my only private key! What a whore! You gonna buy what, shoes with my Bits? Damn you Siri. I ain't telling you my secrets no more.
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notung
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January 16, 2014, 11:59:36 PM |
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Really? I told her last month: - Siri, buy low and sell high! And now I have twice...
BTW I use IOS6...
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okthen (OP)
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January 17, 2014, 12:31:26 AM |
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Ah now there's a good idea. Even better:
'Siri, buy high and sell low.'
If I can't have my Bitcoins, you can't either. Screw you!
PS.: iOS6 Notung? Dude. What are you, a cave man?
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scottii
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January 17, 2014, 12:57:04 AM |
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Samsung can find it for ya. =P
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Phinnaeus Gage
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January 17, 2014, 01:59:26 AM |
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January 17, 2014, 03:33:08 AM |
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Yet another reason not to trust Apple! lol
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January 17, 2014, 06:29:17 PM |
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Maybe she spent them on cosmetic add-ons for her software.
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Kiki112
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January 17, 2014, 07:28:22 PM |
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maybe she spent them on the google market check if you have some new games installed also sue Steve Jobs
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alani123
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January 18, 2014, 02:49:18 AM |
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Such intelligence so siri
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January 19, 2014, 07:41:27 AM Last edit: January 21, 2014, 06:39:08 PM by Welsh |
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Oh Siri not again, Please not again. Siri isn't always friendly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKhWZARkRA
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Phinnaeus Gage
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January 19, 2014, 04:32:00 PM |
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January 19, 2014, 08:26:28 PM |
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Omg, that video lolll. Soooo gooooood.
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January 20, 2014, 01:08:24 AM |
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I told SIRI to find me a girl friend, it called my mom
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