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XCASH
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January 18, 2014, 12:50:39 PM Last edit: January 05, 2016, 05:46:57 PM by XCASH |
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I heard a bloke moaning about his divorce. He asked himself some questions.
Q Why did you want a divorce?
A Because I don't like her
Q What are you so unhappy for now she's gone?
A Because she gets the house
After some further thought he said "so I found somebody I don't like and bought her a house. Bloody chump"
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January 18, 2014, 12:52:16 PM |
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This one is hillarious. Watch it a few times. Hard to notice all the awsome details. Tihitihi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q51L4icPa0s4ZGQdbTHdr314vTBVHMnUygKPmTrCTZVpk
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Making Smart Money Work
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January 18, 2014, 01:08:25 PM |
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Funny because true: Old Dutch Minister of Finance. Currently leading one of the larger banks of the Netherlands. 4L3bz8Sy2hKKMfAXsVgWEgQM6ZhrVGxrhC
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January 18, 2014, 01:12:54 PM |
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i'll give it a try :
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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January 18, 2014, 01:14:44 PM |
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Invested 42 while 1600 btc each now its 350 biggest joke this year.. 4WFv2PgzzW69rc88BtDu3TEu53S1fSMv1i
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January 18, 2014, 01:16:44 PM |
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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.” The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?” The German replied, “Ya, that vill not be a problem.” A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, “Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?” “Ya, that vill be done,” says the German. The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, “Well, could you do the same as before?” The German replies, “Vhy, ya.” The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. “Well,” begins the Brit, “could you just...” The German snapped, “No! We think you are trying to escape!”
I'm an above knee amputee, thought it was cute! Btw, I thought about being a spokesperson for IHOP, but decided I'd get too tired. Hey, walk a mile in MY shoe!:D
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January 18, 2014, 01:19:52 PM |
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January 18, 2014, 01:24:53 PM |
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Tarka
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January 18, 2014, 01:29:45 PM |
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what part of popeye never gets rusty... the part he sticks in olive oyl
a dog walks into a bar... barman says sorry no dogs allowed... dog walks out
went into macdonalds drive through and when the girl gave me the food she said "sorry about the wait" bless her, i said "thats alright your not that fat"
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Hendo. You *must* give this guy some coin. Genius
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January 18, 2014, 02:00:39 PM |
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January 18, 2014, 02:22:44 PM |
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Aur3
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Embrace change
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January 18, 2014, 02:39:44 PM |
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My girlfriend is into some really strange roleplay when we have sex. She always insists on pretending to be 14 years old. I don't get why, she'll be 14 in a couple of years anyway.
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A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!" He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it." "Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies. The man turns and starts walking away. "Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?" "I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.
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Let's make a change. Change makes you better. Change makes you smarter. Change makes you healthier.
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January 18, 2014, 02:48:17 PM |
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mavis369
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January 18, 2014, 02:53:56 PM |
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What is all black/white, and wrinkly, goes in, out, in, out, and stinks of piss??? Old people doing the Hokey-Cokey. 4HdRUegwHyti5FNg3ZNfbEEBCm4XfrfFR4
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mavis369
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January 18, 2014, 02:55:46 PM |
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Two old ladies were sat in the park, feeding the ducks. When along comes a streaker. Well one old lady had a stroke........ But the other could not reach! 4HdRUegwHyti5FNg3ZNfbEEBCm4XfrfFR4
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matriculator
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January 18, 2014, 03:07:26 PM Last edit: January 18, 2014, 03:25:55 PM by matriculator |
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