Foxpup (OP)
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July 13, 2018, 06:59:59 AM
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🦊 Vulpine Order of Merit 🦊
The forum's only (and therefore highest) award for merit!
🦊 What is it?The Vulpine Order of Merit recognises the outstanding achievement of those rare users whose meritorious posting exceeds my ability to legitimately award merits (50 per month per user). 🦊 How do I apply?You can't. The Vulpine Order of Merit is not open to request. I am constantly looking for good posts and will award merits and the Vulpine Order of Merit accordingly. Those who are on my admittedly large ignore list will have extreme difficulty in this regard. 🦊 What do I win?New members of the Vulpine Order of Merit will receive their choice of a chocolate bitcoin wrapped in gold foil, a game rabbit burrito served with habanero sauce, a slice of Black Forest gâteau made with genuine Black Forest kirsch, a 55-gallon drum of WD-40, a pine cone in a bottle, or THE MYSTERY BOX which may contain any of the other prizes, all of them, nothing at all, or something else entirely (and the box itself is worth something too).* There will also be an elaborate ceremony taking the form of a dance contest. Participation is mandatory. *Prizes may or may not actually exist. 🦊 What other benefits are there?Members of the Vulpine Order of Merit are permitted to use their illustrious title on their signature, profile, personal website, and anywhere else meaningless text is placed and pretended to be read. They are also entitled to an inflated sense of superiority to common shitposters, who are sure to accuse me of favouritism in awarding this title to those who actually deserve it.
🦊 Current members: (will be updated) Jet Cashachow101gmaxwellhilariousetctheymoso_e_l_e_oThe PharmacistSaltySpitoonsuchmoonLaudaLoyceV |
Will pretend to do unspeakable things (while actually eating a taco) for bitcoins: 1K6d1EviQKX3SVKjPYmJGyWBb1avbmCFM4I am not on the scammers' paradise known as Telegram! Do not believe anyone claiming to be me off-forum without a signed message from the above address! Accept no excuses and make no exceptions! |
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LFC_Bitcoin
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July 13, 2018, 02:39:16 PM |
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This went down well.  |
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ibminer
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July 13, 2018, 02:56:08 PM
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I'm confused... what do I have to do to get the game rabbit burrito with habanero sauce? EDIT: It's achow101 vs Jet Cash, but nobody is even close to reaching the Vulpine Order of Merit:
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Foxpup (OP)
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July 13, 2018, 03:35:33 PM |
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This went down well.
It's only been a few hours. It may take days or even weeks for someone to become eligible. This is a highly exclusive award, and I don't expect to award it more than once every few months, if ever. I'm announcing the eligibility criteria now so that everyone can prepare for the historic moment when an exceptionally outstanding user rises to the occasion. I'm confused... what do I have to do to get the game rabbit burrito with habanero sauce?
Simply make so many meritorious posts (in areas where I will notice them) that I attempt to give you more than 50 merits in a 30-day period, which is the maximum that the forum will allow for any one user. When I am thus unable to award additional merits, I will instead award membership in this elite and illustrious order, and the spicy bunny burrito could be yours! |
Will pretend to do unspeakable things (while actually eating a taco) for bitcoins: 1K6d1EviQKX3SVKjPYmJGyWBb1avbmCFM4I am not on the scammers' paradise known as Telegram! Do not believe anyone claiming to be me off-forum without a signed message from the above address! Accept no excuses and make no exceptions! |
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simonova
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July 13, 2018, 03:51:27 PM |
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Do inactive members have any chance to make it to this list ? Like say a member making 5-10 posts a month ?
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The Sceptical Chymist
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July 13, 2018, 03:56:06 PM |
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I think those foodstuffs might decompose in transit, especially that burrito. Ick. However, that lifetime supply of WD-40 is appealing to me for reasons I can't put into words.
I had to look up "vulpine", as I don't recall ever hearing that term. Makes sense now in this context, and best of luck trying to award someone with this. 50 merits in a month is no joke.
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suchmoon
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July 13, 2018, 04:11:32 PM |
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I henceforth withdraw from this contest on the account of aversion to dancing. This went down well.
No shitposters yet begging for merit here... so that's a good start. Also learned a new word. |
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o_e_l_e_o
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July 13, 2018, 04:21:10 PM |
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Given that all Order of Merits also present their recipients with a medal to wear, it seems only fitting that you would present any recipients with an avatar to wear – something like a medal, but with a vulpecular feel to it. May I present my 60 second photoshop job for consideration:  |
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stompix
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July 13, 2018, 04:42:56 PM
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I think those foodstuffs might decompose in transit, especially that burrito. Ick. However, that lifetime supply of WD-40 is appealing to me for reasons I can't put into words.
I'm pretty sure Nitinol is highly corrosion resistant.  No shitposters yet begging for merit here... so that's a good start.
Willing to bet 90% of people posting here will be more interested in the prizes rather than merit. That Vulpirodinger box that might contain a burrito rabbit in it sounds tempting.  There will also be an elaborate ceremony taking the form of a dance contest. Participation is mandatory.
Are fox costumes mandatory for the dance? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEvxAV8MPyoAnd since we're at the 60 seconds worth of photoshop editing here are my 120 seconds: |
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RealDealEverts
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July 13, 2018, 04:55:17 PM |
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Are there any exact qualities you will be looking for during your search, ? like anything technical? or special? something standout
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July 13, 2018, 04:59:09 PM |
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Foxpup (OP)
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July 13, 2018, 05:44:24 PM |
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Given that all Order of Merits also present their recipients with a medal to wear, it seems only fitting that you would present any recipients with an avatar to wear – something like a medal, but with a vulpecular feel to it. May I present my 60 second photoshop job for consideration: I like it! Recommended but not required. There is no dress code. Even nude dancing is permitted (indeed, encouraged). And since we're at the 60 seconds worth of photoshop editing here are my 120 seconds: A valiant effort, but I have to say I prefer the first one. |
Will pretend to do unspeakable things (while actually eating a taco) for bitcoins: 1K6d1EviQKX3SVKjPYmJGyWBb1avbmCFM4I am not on the scammers' paradise known as Telegram! Do not believe anyone claiming to be me off-forum without a signed message from the above address! Accept no excuses and make no exceptions! |
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DarkStar_
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Flying Hellfish
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July 14, 2018, 02:11:07 AM |
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No shitposters yet begging for merit here... so that's a good start.
can i has merit pleez  |
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sapta
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July 14, 2018, 02:20:42 AM |
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That's second time this year ffs, Dark. |
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DarkStar_
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July 14, 2018, 03:47:48 AM |
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That's second time this year ffs, Dark. That was an opportunity begging to be taken. Sorry! |
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DireWolfM14
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July 14, 2018, 04:28:43 AM |
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That's second time this year ffs, Dark. Well, I don't know if it's a shitpost, it's most certainly posting shit! |
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July 14, 2018, 05:08:19 AM |
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I henceforth withdraw from this contest on the account of aversion to dancing I thought the same, but I'm willing to do it if I can dance on my 55-gallon drum of WD-40. No shitposters yet begging for merit here... so that's a good start.
Also learned a new word. Dream big: beg for the Vulpine Order of Merit directly! I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to Google the fox. And I'm glad it's not a vulture, which was my first thought. However, that lifetime supply of WD-40 is appealing to me for reasons I can't put into words.
The amount of duct tape required to fix what it loosens will be beyond imagination. This is the longest post I ever made on my phone. If that doesn't show appreciation, I don't know what will. Unless, of course, it's rewarding my first merit from my phone. I'll compile a list of runner ups when I'm at my PC. |
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LoyceV
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July 14, 2018, 10:01:32 AM
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I'll compile a list of runner ups when I'm at my PC. It's achow101 vs Jet Cash, but nobody is even close to reaching the Vulpine Order of Merit. Update: I was thinking about 100 as a maximum, but it's 50, so they are close: 45 achow101
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Foxpup (OP)
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July 17, 2018, 10:22:15 AM |
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An Error Has Occurred!
You can only send 50 merit to a given user per 30 days. You have already sent 50 merit to that user.
It is my great honour and privilege to announce the first member of the Vulpine Order of Merit: Jet CashFor his exceptionally meritorious posting over the past month, Jet Cash has not only earned the forum's highest award for merit and all associated bragging rights, but also, more importantly, first pick of the amazing prizes that may or may not be on offer. Let us now temporarily stop all serious work that we may celebrate the momentousness of this historic occasion! Everybody dance! |
Will pretend to do unspeakable things (while actually eating a taco) for bitcoins: 1K6d1EviQKX3SVKjPYmJGyWBb1avbmCFM4I am not on the scammers' paradise known as Telegram! Do not believe anyone claiming to be me off-forum without a signed message from the above address! Accept no excuses and make no exceptions! |
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