Dark Humor

These are some dark humor jokes i know that some don't want this but this is for you

-Why there is there air conditioning in hospitals
to keep the vegetables cool and fresh

-i made a website for orphans
it doesn't have a home page

-what is the difference between iron man and iron woman
one is a superhero and the other one is a simple command

-Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well at least the one I fucked did.

-What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

-Why do white people own so many pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

- I was eating this girl out the other night and I tasted horse semen
so I said to her "oh that's how you died grandma."

-What do you call someone with an extra chromosome swimming in the pool?
Posidown.

-I help blind people
Verb, not adjective

-They say the easiest way to a mans heart is through his stomach
but i think going through the ribcage is much easier

-Yo momma's so fat and old when God said,
"Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

-Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing
but the ground was cracking up.

-Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

-Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

-Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.