Is this video of cattle mutilation proof of aliens?

[Minsc]

Here is the video.  It says it is from 1983.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzJGM661D0

Here is mentioned on the news:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYrsjYHHMFU


So is this legit proof or is it a hoax?

[deslok]

alright, no more coast to coast am for you

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Here's my theory. Geeks from another planet are hashing a new currency base on a white paper by Spockshi Cowamoto. At first, it was easy to mine a block of 50 cattle, but since 1983 (our time period), the difficulty has increased due to...:



AND



Who wants a cow after that?

[bitcon]

yes. or chupacabra or bigfoot.

[Minsc]

I was hoping somebody here could tell, but so far no one seems to.

[BitterTea]

Here is the video.  It says it is from 1983.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzJGM661D0

Here is mentioned on the news:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYrsjYHHMFU


So is this legit proof or is it a hoax?

I find it very likely that someone happened to be filming cows for no particular reason when a UFO beamed one up, and the person remained calm and steady throughout the entire process. Legit++

[rTech]

Here is the video.  It says it is from 1983.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzJGM661D0

Here is mentioned on the news:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYrsjYHHMFU


So is this legit proof or is it a hoax?

I find it very likely that someone happened to be filming cows for no particular reason when a UFO beamed one up, and the person remained calm and steady throughout the entire process. Legit++

Yeah, i second that... its amazing how people actually believes these Im sure we are not alone here but abductions like that is BIG LMAO!

[JeffK]

The moment I gain the ability to travel large distances across space, I'm going to find an alien race and cut up their livestock to dick around with them instead of opening lines of communication and learn about them.

[BitterTea]

The moment I gain the ability to travel large distances across space, I'm going to find an alien race and cut up their livestock to dick around with them instead of opening lines of communication and learn about them.

What if the act you consider "opening lines of communication" ends up being perceived by them as "cut up their livestock to dick around with them"?

[JeffK]

The moment I gain the ability to travel large distances across space, I'm going to find an alien race and cut up their livestock to dick around with them instead of opening lines of communication and learn about them.

What if the act you consider "opening lines of communication" ends up being perceived by them as "cut up their livestock to dick around with them"?

I never thought of that.

Do the mutilations of the cattle all look similar and like they might be the alien version of "Greetings"?

[Exonumia]

The cows were drained of life and fluids by the Chupacabra.... everyone knows that.

[bitcon]

The cows were drained of life and fluids by the Chupacabra.... everyone knows that.

or this guy:

[TiagoTiago]

Here's my theory. Geeks from another planet are hashing a new currency base on a white paper by Spockshi Cowamoto. At first, it was easy to mine a block of 50 cattle, but since 1983 (our time period), the difficulty has increased due to...:



AND



Who wants a cow after that?

Buttcows LOL!!! xD

[Phinnaeus Gage]

The moment I gain the ability to travel large distances across space, I'm going to find an alien race and cut up their livestock to dick around with them instead of opening lines of communication and learn about them.

What if the act you consider "opening lines of communication" ends up being perceived by them as "cut up their livestock to dick around with them"?

I never thought of that.

Do the mutilations of the cattle all look similar and like they might be the alien version of "Greetings"?

Or, maybe, those aliens have their own version of SA and this is the way members have to pay their dues.

Better yet, the goons have new members go to Earth, snatch up a cow, drink its blood, return the cow, and making sure they're not seen. Obviously, by the 1983 video, this alien failed to become a member and...(insert humorous ending here).

(If inserting a humorous ending, insert a humorous image here.)

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[RandyFolds]

The moment I gain the ability to travel large distances across space, I'm going to find an alien race and cut up their livestock to dick around with them instead of opening lines of communication and learn about them.

What if the act you consider "opening lines of communication" ends up being perceived by them as "cut up their livestock to dick around with them"?

I never thought of that.

Do the mutilations of the cattle all look similar and like they might be the alien version of "Greetings"?

Or, maybe, those aliens have their own version of SA and this is the way members have to pay their dues.

Better yet, the goons have new members go to Earth, snatch up a cow, drink its blood, return the cow, and making sure they're not seen. Obviously, by the 1983 video, this alien failed to become a member and...(insert humorous ending here).

(If inserting a humorous ending, insert a humorous image here.)

This post sponsored by Meze Grill.

I think satirizing yourself may be a ban-able offense here.







Get out.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

The moment I gain the ability to travel large distances across space, I'm going to find an alien race and cut up their livestock to dick around with them instead of opening lines of communication and learn about them.

What if the act you consider "opening lines of communication" ends up being perceived by them as "cut up their livestock to dick around with them"?

I never thought of that.

Do the mutilations of the cattle all look similar and like they might be the alien version of "Greetings"?

Or, maybe, those aliens have their own version of SA and this is the way members have to pay their dues.

Better yet, the goons have new members go to Earth, snatch up a cow, drink its blood, return the cow, and making sure they're not seen. Obviously, by the 1983 video, this alien failed to become a member and...(insert humorous ending here).

(If inserting a humorous ending, insert a humorous image here.)

This post sponsored by Meze Grill.

I think satirizing yourself may be a ban-able offense here.

Get out.

I think satirizing yourself may be a ban-able offense here.

You have a valid point. I done that a couple other times before in the past and not too long ago in fact I think most recently. <---What type of sentence is the one I just wrote? And what is the punishment for doing such? The goons over at SA ban folks for 1,2,3,etc., days for breaking the rules. It's almost like being in Twitter Jail.