[GOX] BRAKING NEWS: Karpeles admits he is "Working on" retrieving cold storage!!

[T.Stuart]

From "speculation":

[14:13] <xiando> I'm surprised you actually answer me for once. I did not expect that. I'm just wondering if you have a timeframe for when the "temporary unavailable" bitcoins will be available?
[14:15] <MagicalTux> I never thought it would come to this but here we are
[14:15] <MagicalTux> I'm gonna give a public statement later
[14:16] <MagicalTux> I give you my word
[14:17] <MagicalTux> For you see there is a lot of things we have to deal with now
[14:17] <MagicalTux> It's up to the US govt when we can access the cold storage
[14:17] <MagicalTux> We never got it back after they confiscated it last summer
[14:18] <MagicalTux> I'm gonna be frank here
[14:18] <MagicalTux> They let us keep running the exchange but they did freeze all our assets in relation to the SR to investigation
[14:19] <MagicalTux> So you see it is really not our fault
[14:19] <MagicalTux> So down to the deep truth
[14:13] <xiando> truth?
[14:19] <MagicalTux> It never accrued to us that we would have to access the cold storage
[14:20] <MagicalTux> I'm gonna have
[14:20] <MagicalTux> to run out shortly
[14:21] <MagicalTux> hang around for a while so
[14:21] <MagicalTux> you and I can talk some more
[14:21] <MagicalTux> after desert
[14:21] <MagicalTux> Now you should read the second word of everything I wrote

http://pastebin.com/LPm3jBG7


The timeframe of the chat is slightly fucked i see:

[14:19] <MagicalTux> So down to the deep truth
[14:13] <xiando> truth?
[14:19] <MagicalTux>

So i don't know if this is FUD or reality...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[itsunderstood]

This whole situation is being manipulated is a serious 'fuck you to the public' fashion.

So I take this rickroll data as a veiled bluff at the truth.  The governments hate BTC enough to wage war against it, and they think cryptocoiners are young and stupid, they are somewhat right, but here they have bitten a poison pill.

Stealing SR wallets and now Gox coins via captured pawn Mark K.?  Stealing good people's money right with the bad?  Is that your holy war on drugs showing?

Wow, this drug war thing is way out of hand.  It's is causing far too much profits for those who run the top of the pyramid.  I suspect world war is coming so whomever has BTC will surely ride it through the next war.

Corporate brand of teh Nazis, survived WW2 just fine, thrived even.  Humans, not so much, but corporate brands and national flags?  Shit, for them, bloody fields are like yummy soil in which to grow strong.  HAIL WAR as the ultimate moneymaker!

[BitCoinNutJob]

From "speculation":

[14:13] <xiando> I'm surprised you actually answer me for once. I did not expect that. I'm just wondering if you have a timeframe for when the "temporary unavailable" bitcoins will be available?
[14:15] <MagicalTux> I never thought it would come to this but here we are
[14:15] <MagicalTux> I'm gonna give a public statement later
[14:16] <MagicalTux> I give you my word
[14:17] <MagicalTux> For you see there is a lot of things we have to deal with now
[14:17] <MagicalTux> It's up to the US govt when we can access the cold storage
[14:17] <MagicalTux> We never got it back after they confiscated it last summer
[14:18] <MagicalTux> I'm gonna be frank here
[14:18] <MagicalTux> They let us keep running the exchange but they did freeze all our assets in relation to the SR to investigation
[14:19] <MagicalTux> So you see it is really not our fault
[14:19] <MagicalTux> So down to the deep truth
[14:13] <xiando> truth?
[14:19] <MagicalTux> It never accrued to us that we would have to access the cold storage
[14:20] <MagicalTux> I'm gonna have
[14:20] <MagicalTux> to run out shortly
[14:21] <MagicalTux> hang around for a while so
[14:21] <MagicalTux> you and I can talk some more
[14:21] <MagicalTux> after desert
[14:21] <MagicalTux> Now you should read the second word of everything I wrote

http://pastebin.com/LPm3jBG7


The timeframe of the chat is slightly fucked i see:

[14:19] <MagicalTux> So down to the deep truth
[14:13] <xiando> truth?
[14:19] <MagicalTux>

So i don't know if this is FUD or reality...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

oh i see fake

[T.Stuart]

WTF the US gov has the coins  ?   

Sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[itsunderstood]

oh i see fake

Fog of war more like.  They own this forum in terms of the FUD they can run.

It's totally their playbook to mock the obvious truth.  Occult practice says that you have to have a willing victim, you must have the truth before their eyes and have them not see it, and this demonstrates power.

That they are mocking this idea, will cause more focus.  You will see eventually, that this is more than just another rickroll.  Far more than that.

[Xialla]

this is false hope OP, pls stop it

[Buffer Overflow]

That they are mocking this idea, will cause more focus.  You will see eventually, that this is more than just another rickroll.  Far more than that.

The end result is the same whatever the truth is. Any coins now left on Gox won't be returned to their owners.

[thelema93]

this is false hope OP, pls stop it

This isn't false hope. This is me trying to understand what Mark meant by saying those words.

[thelema93]

It is mind-blowing that the world is buying some story from a document that was NOT mad by Gox claiming that all their coins were stolen,
while at the same time the CEO says that the he has 'identified the problem' and is 'working on it'

Also 90,000 BTC has been traced to still be in Gox's wallets:

SEE: http://letstalkbitcoin.com/the-ghost-in-the-machine-at-mtgox/#.UxO4FV65Jlv
WALLET 1: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=494761.0
WALLET 2: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=492776.0

Also I cannot believe that I am the only person who has noticed this is the dodgy document:

Liabilities
Bitcoins 2,000 BTC
in the Hot Wallet
624,408 BTC(Customers)
+120 000 ( MtGox)
- 80 208 BTC
From banned or suspicious accounts

TOTAL: 744,408 BTC

AND "At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went
unnoticed for several years."

So their total liabilities INCLUDING a reduction due to accounts they have chosen to ban just so happens to come to the EXACT SAME figure that they claim was 'STOLEN'? Excuse me?

[T.Stuart]

It is mind-blowing that the world is buying some story from a document that was NOT mad by Gox claiming that all their coins were stolen,
while at the same time the CEO says that the he has 'identified the problem' and is 'working on it'

Also 90,000 BTC has been traced to still be in Gox's wallets:

SEE: http://letstalkbitcoin.com/the-ghost-in-the-machine-at-mtgox/#.UxO4FV65Jlv
WALLET 1: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=494761.0
WALLET 2: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=492776.0

Also I cannot believe that I am the only person who has noticed this is the dodgy document:

Liabilities
Bitcoins 2,000 BTC
in the Hot Wallet
624,408 BTC(Customers)
+120 000 ( MtGox)
- 80 208 BTC
From banned or suspicious accounts

TOTAL: 744,408 BTC

AND "At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went
unnoticed for several years."

So their total liabilities INCLUDING a reduction due to accounts they have chosen to ban just so happens to come to the EXACT SAME figure that they claim was 'STOLEN'? Excuse me?

TL; DR ALL GONE

[crazyearner]

and in other news

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYFPRyjmv8o

He says hes sorry.  Ibet hes got them in cold storage somewhere and hes waiting for the day to goto btc-e and cash them all in.

[joesmoe2012]

Biggest thread to bitcoin - MK cashing in the cold storage...

[thelema93]

So how come their 'Liabilities' in the dodgy document, just magically equals the amount that was 'stolen'?

WTF?

[Pangia]

BREAKING NEWS!

Litecoin coming to GOX, right after Karpeles solves the mystery of the missing Bitcoins.

At a press interview on a golf course, Karpeles is seen swing a mean club, but pauses to tell a reporter that he's working diligently on solving the case of the missing coins and then states "watch how great I swing this club".

[CappingGod]

So how come their 'Liabilities' in the dodgy document, just magically equals the amount that was 'stolen'?

WTF?

You lost your coins, move on, deal with it, next time don't deposit in a dodgy website asking for so much verification.

[madzooka]

Another one canard from Mark Karpeles. Although the company is dead he is still cheating

[cafminer1]

Crisis Strategy Plan:

GOAT HOAX


http://s27.postimg.org/ffc7qw9tf/goax_LOGOw2.png

[joesmoe2012]

So maybe this is why all the coins have been moving around lately, maybe in fact the coins aren't going just unavailable atm as he had said.