So about 3 days ago I decided to start an experiment to see, as a noob, exactly how long would it take me to get 1 Merit. I'm not part of any bounty campaign nor do I want to be, so I could really give a flying fuck about merits (
I already have a full time job as president of a great nation), but after becoming fascinated with the wealth of complaints inhabiting this subsection with regards to Merit and how hard they were for a noob to get, I set off on my own journey in hunt of an honest merit.
It took me exactly 3 days!
I was going to write a long-winded thread about early members of the forum whose profiles were still active (there's far fewer than you might think), thinking that would probably get me a merit but it came to me much easier than that. In case you're curious, the oldest account that is still active and used by its original owner is
BitcoinFX. He also has the distinction of being the first person to comment in Satoshi's famous "Welcome" thread.
I guess the point is,
its really not all that hard to get a Merit -- you just have to do a bit of original research and be capable of having an original thought in your head. Having proper spelling and grammar (and punctuation) probably doesn't hurt either.
On Telegram recently I saw a dude pretty much begging for a Merit, asking a Legendary to look through his post history to find one meritable post, as he was among the recently de-ranked, and dejected. Upon looking through his 2000+ posts on the forum, _not one_ wasn't a bounty report! Not a single actual opinion about anything, ever! It's like what are peeps supposed to do, merit bounty reports? Sheesh.
OK that's my story, I hope you enjoyed it.