HOLY SHIT! Mt.Gox returned my Bitcoins and funds today!

[Polycoin]

I got me 100btc and $10k.  I got me btc and funds back so it means dat Mt Gox will return btc and funds to dem owners so don't be worryed. It can take some time but I'm sure you will get them back!

I have been screwed many times in my life and I started to realize that Mt Gox problems was just the next scam. I couldn't believe in story that a guy who wears a suit for 20k, watch for 300k, pays hookers for 600k,and shoes for 20k was so stupid and greedy that couldn't spend 500k to hire some guy to fix the holes in Mt Gox system. I felt really bad because I thought that 700k of my wealth was permanently lost. But today I received it back! and I'm the happiest person on the earth! One week ago I mentioned about my financial problems to my sister's boyfriend his name is Victor who is a lawyer in Moscow however looking at his friends I would never suspect that he can be a lawyer. I expleined him what BTC is, what Mt Gox was, I told him about Mark Karpeles living in Japan. He said that there is a big chance to get my btc and money back but we have to act fast. It will cost 200% of returned sum (usualy in cases like mine he takes  up to 100%) plus I will have to cover all the expenses like flight tickets to Japan and hotels.

He left to go to Moscow on the last Thursday of 2 months ago and this very today morning I received me BTC and me money back! I have no idea how Mark did this that I received wire transfer so fast, he's flash! But the best one is that de total cost of getting it back was something like 1millionk and Victor didn't want even a single penny from me, except 1million for his retirement fund as to which me happily obliged to do. He said that he became a close friend with Mark after their night together and Mark was so sorry for all the problems and was so generous that paid all that costs and did something extra! He asked Victor and 15 of his male friends to stay with him at his hotel in Tokyo till the end of March, they shared one room!

Mark Karpeles is dah man, all hail de king mark karpeles, all hail mark karpeles. we are mark karpeles royal subjects

***NEWS**Mark Karpeles Mt.Gox has been nominataed for the the Best Exchange Award, only given to those who fail to return 700,000 BTC to the users of their exchange. CONGRATS MARK ***NEWS***

[Reverb]

how original
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=511136.0

[Dafar]

Mark Kerpeles has been nominated for the 2014 Noble Peace Prize

[Polycoin]

the other guy copied my post. This is #ORIGINAL.

[Joshuar]

But the best one is that de total cost of getting it back was something like 1millionk and Victor didn't want even a single penny from me, except 1million for his retirement fund as to which me happily obliged to do. He said that he became a close friend with Mark after their night together and Mark was so sorry for all the problems and was so generous that paid all that costs and did something extra! He asked Victor and 15 of his male friends to stay with him at his hotel in Tokyo till the end of March, they shared one room!

Mark Karpeles is dah man, all hail de king mark karpeles, all hail mark karpeles. we are mark karpeles royal subjects

***NEWS**Mark Karpeles Mt.Gox has been nominataed for the the Best Exchange Award, only given to those who fail to return 700,000 BTC to the users of their exchange. CONGRATS MARK ***NEWS***

[st4nl3y]

proof or it didn't happen

[Kazimir]

Oh, wow. MtGox's administration was complete and utter mess, but somehow Mark figured out by himself what address and bank account to use in order to refund your money. Sure, sounds very convincing!

Dude, stop spreading FUD please. We're not retarded.

[BitCoinsLOL]

So many shitty lying newbies on this site. Get a life loser copying another post by another scumbag lair.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

WOW! I just turned on my computer and Mr. ENVY told be that I solved a block of Polycoin of which I didn't know I was mining. I have now have $1,000,000,000,000,000 USD worth of Polycoin on account. I wish I hadn't broken the Google calculator, otherwise I would know how many goats I could buy with this money. I think it's a lot, but not sure.

[mcleo]

I cannot even begin to try and decipher what your gain is here, OP.

[jonald_fyookball]

I cannot even begin to try and decipher what your gain is here, OP.

Amusing themselves no doubt

[btctrada]

Mark is that you??

[btcusury]

Mark Kerpeles has been nominated for the 2014 Noble Peace Prize

You mean Nobel Prize for Economics.

[KeyserSozeMC]

Mark Karpeles just called me.

He says Polycoin isn't lying.

I cannot even begin to try and decipher what your gain is here, OP.

*PMs OP

HEY MEGN MI MONAY IN GOX PLIZ BAK.

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OP replies.. It will cost.
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The end.

Got it?

[janos666]

I know, right...? I never saved any BTC withdraw addresses (because I never even tried to withdraw any BTC) but somehow he figured it out where to send my coins (even though I didn't even ask for a withdrawal, but he knew I probably want that in this situation). He even rounded up my BTC balance from 7.999somehing to 8 as a small apology for the situation.
Unfortunately I can't prove this because the exe file from the mtgox2014leak.zip destroyed my wallet.dat along with any backups and I didn't memorize my address (I can't even imagine how a computer virus on my PC could destroy an SDcard and a CD-R laying on my desk, it must have been black magic or dark force art).

[st4nl3y]

unbelievable