[FUN] Is DdmrDdmr even human?

[Quickseller]

Post Mortem Analysis:
This represents an average of 2.04 merits per second and 1.07 TX/S

How in the hell is he that fast like seriously 2.04 merits per second? It usually takes me 4-5 minutes to find out a good post on the forum which is worth meriting

He uses a script to actually send the merit. He also uses a database query to get a list of posts he has previously sent merit to that meet certain criteria. The output from his database query is used as input for his script.

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[Csmiami]

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You must be fun at parties...

Don't get fooled, He is not using a script; He is simply programmed that way by some higher power

[fillippone]

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You must be fun at parties...

Don't get fooled, He is not using a script; He is simply programmed that way by some higher power

Everyone knows that in this simulation we are living in, LoyceV is the superior AI, who then programmed ddmrddmr and other confirmed AI's.

[Quickseller]

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You must be fun at parties...

Don't get fooled, He is not using a script; He is simply programmed that way by some higher power

I am plenty fun at parties.

I think it is fair to say that aysg76 was genuinely interested in how DdmrDdmr sends merit so quickly. So I explained it to him. 

[NeuroticFish]

This time I'll try to be here before fillippone and tell that a new meriting spree has just ended.
And if when DdmrDdmr reads this: maybe the posts from Archival should no longer get merited though  

[fillippone]

BREAKING

@ddmrddmr merit spree detected.

I am doing IRL stuff, but my merit wristband went bonkers again.

Rushed to @ddmrddmr merit page and saw it grow in real time!


EDIT:
@Neuroticfish! You do have a life, don't you! Stop staying all day long on the forum! /joke!

[NeuroticFish]

EDIT:
@Neuroticfish! You do have a life, don't you! Stop staying all day long on the forum! /joke!

I'm glued to the keyboard. I have yet to find a way to escape!

[PrimeNumber7]

I detected a spree of 489 merit sent in 284 transactions in 4 minutes 35 seconds (275 seconds), or 1.032 merit/second 1.183 transactions/second.

[fillippone]

I detected a spree of 489 merit sent in 284 transactions in 4 minutes 35 seconds (240 seconds), or 2.0375 merit/second 1.183 transactions/second.

You guys are making me nervous:

Here are my findings:


EDIT: had to manually check that  4 minutes and 35 seconds are actually 275 seconds.

[Lucius]

According to my calculations, the spree lasted about 4 minutes and I can only say that @DdmrDdmr is definitely one of the most effective merit sources, of course along with all the other deserving members of the forum. Thanks for the merit rain

[PrimeNumber7]

I detected a spree of 489 merit sent in 284 transactions in 4 minutes 35 seconds (240 seconds), or 2.0375 merit/second 1.183 transactions/second.

You guys are making me nervous:

Here are my findings:


EDIT: had to manually check that  4 minutes and 35 seconds are actually 275 seconds.

Yea, that is my bad. I forgot to add in the number of seconds to the total.

It appears that DdmrDdmr is getting so efficient at sending merit that he doesn't even have to visit the send merit page.

According to my calculations, the spree lasted about 4 minutes and I can only say that @DdmrDdmr is definitely one of the most effective merit sources, of course along with all the other deserving members of the forum. Thanks for the merit rain

IIRC, the merit DdmrDdmr sends in these bursts is not even his merit source sMerit, it is his personal merit that he sends when he runs out of source sMerit.

[Csmiami]

It appears that DdmrDdmr is getting so efficient at sending merit that he doesn't even have to visit the send merit page.

Ever heard about the Internet Of Things? Looks like it finally was able to connect itself to the bitcointalk source code

Spree caught me driving and I did have to sort of stop coz I jumped a bit thanks to so many notifications out of the blue... if 1000 ways to die was still a thing, getting showered in merits could have some potential for it

[PrimeNumber7]

It appears that DdmrDdmr is getting so efficient at sending merit that he doesn't even have to visit the send merit page.

Ever heard about the Internet Of Things? Looks like it finally was able to connect itself to the bitcointalk source code

I have a pretty good idea how DdmrDdmr was able to bypass the send merit page, but I don't want to ruin the fun.

As a hint, I will say that DdmrDdmr made a lot of posts in his merit spree 

[NeuroticFish]

As a hint, I will say that DdmrDdmr made a lot of posts in his merit spree 

One may need certain knowledge to get it. 

[fillippone]

As a hint, I will say that DdmrDdmr made a lot of posts in his merit spree 

One may need certain knowledge to get it. 

The pun level is high on this.

[DdmrDdmr]

I was actually thinking about activating the spree at some rough morning hour (on my end), in an attempt to favour waking someone up, over them getting distracted from the road. Left it as is for now (maybe next time, but I killed the fun by mentioning it now).

Note: I used to run Source Merits down, and the sprees did try to nibble into the personal merit allocation. With the last merit allowance increase I seem to only be able to do so budget the spree with Source Merits. They are now low enough though to, perhaps, start depleting the personal Merits in a week or two though regular usage (let’s see) …

[fillippone]

I was actually thinking about activating the spree at some rough morning hour (on my end), in an attempt to favour waking someone up, over them getting distracted from the road. Left it as is for now (maybe next time, but I killed the fun by mentioning it now).

Note: I used to run Source Merits down, and the sprees did try to nibble into the personal merit allocation. With the last merit allowance increase I seem to only be able to do so budget the spree with Source Merits. They are now low enough though to, perhaps, start depleting the personal Merits in a week or two though regular usage (let’s see) …

For the records, my Merit band is muted between 1:00 AM and 7:00 AM (you all know which timezone I am referring to), so doing a merits spree during these hours wouldn't activate it. You won't be able to wake me up in the middle of a night and make me tush to the keyboard to beat @neuroticfish to it!

[_BlackStar]

Just realized DdmrDdmr sent me 1 merit, and when I reviewed the merit history he sent today, I was completely shocked and immediately thought he really wasn't human ^{[maybe a robot]} or ^{[something similar to him].} By the way, only DdmrDdmr has this kind of habit so far, right?

I detected a spree of 489 merit sent in 284 transactions in 4 minutes 35 seconds (275 seconds), or 1.032 merit/second 1.183 transactions/second.

4 minutes 35 seconds (275 seconds)? Wow, this is really amazing. I even had to spend 30-60 minutes just to complete 100 spam reports to the moderator ^{[100 active tabs].}

[Csmiami]

I was actually thinking about activating the spree at some rough morning hour (on my end), in an attempt to favour waking someone up,

Dude that is even worse, it's rude, calculated and pure evil.

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Yeah, happens from time to time

[fillippone]

Another merit spree detected.

A huge one in the merit dimension I guess.
A new feature of this particular spree is the merit number per transaction varies. Weird.

As I am travelling and not able to concentrate, I bet someone quicker than me will dig out the relevant numbers.