NELUNS: "$136MILLION" OF NOTHING: yet another ICO scam...

[freemind1]

Do not forget @alexajoan, the manager who had to count the stakes and who did not know how to divide, surely alexa and Leslie (queen of marketing and knowledge goddess to talk to customers) are the same "person".

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Do not forget @alexajoan, the manager who had to count the stakes and who did not know how to divide, surely alexa and Leslie (queen of marketing and knowledge goddess to talk to customers) are the same "person".

Who could forget the beautiful @alexajoan, the bounty manager who knows no math



But she came from San Fransisco (she said), whereas we know that "Leslie"



is from Texas I believe 



But irl, they probably look more like this

[Phinnaeus Gage]

is from Texas I believe  

In Texas, there are Girls With Guns, aren't there? ...

"Cross the office's welcome mat and I'll shoot you a moron!"

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In Texas, there are Girls With Guns, aren't there? ...

"Cross the office's welcome mat and I'll shoot you a moron!"

 
I love that phrase, "I'll shoot you a moron", I had to Google it to see if I'd missed any Street Talk developments but no, it's pure NELUNSspeak. Just the sort of  comms you'd expect from an Exec at a

a real US Bank 🇺🇸 with license

License to Kill?

 


HNY Bruno 

[morvillz7z]

Who is @alexajoan? I haven't been following this thread for a while but I'm pretty sure this girl is from Penza, Russia (Alexandra Nesterova).



http://valet.ru/user/22437452/

[Phinnaeus Gage]

In Texas, there are Girls With Guns, aren't there? ...

"Cross the office's welcome mat and I'll shoot you a moron!"

 
I love that phrase, "I'll shoot you a moron", I had to Google it to see if I'd missed any Street Talk developments but no, it's pure NELUNSspeak. Just the sort of  comms you'd expect from an Exec at a

a real US Bank 🇺🇸 with license

License to Kill?

 


HNY Bruno  

Then you'll really love --> https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/my-marketing-efforts-will-dominate-your-face.17227/

Yes, there's a Bitcoin(Talk) connection: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=884878.0

FYI, 2019 is the Year of the Female Earth Pig. I have to wait till 2027 for the Year of the Goat.

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Who is @alexajoan? I haven't been following this thread for a while but I'm pretty sure this girl is from Penza, Russia (Alexandra Nesterova).



http://valet.ru/user/22437452/

They're rather similar, certainly.
 @alexajoan was a temporary admin for handling bounty issues on the NELUNS Telegram site until she fucked up and disappeared "back to SF" at the end of her "temporary contract".
I pulled that pic from her Telegram thumbnail.
Given NELUNS professed hatred for Russians, I hope she is not buried in the basement of some NY office/Texas shooting gallery....

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Who is @alexajoan? I haven't been following this thread for a while but I'm pretty sure this girl is from Penza, Russia (Alexandra Nesterova).



http://valet.ru/user/22437452/

They're rather similar, certainly.
 @alexajoan was a temporary admin for handling bounty issues on the NELUNS Telegram site until she fucked up and disappeared "back to SF" at the end of her "temporary contract".
I pulled that pic from her Telegram thumbnail.
Given NELUNS professed hatred for Russians, I hope she is not buried in the basement of some NY office/Texas shooting gallery....

@AlexaJoan reminds me of ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mila_Kunis

[acheampong64]

and now they ask eth to claim tokens from bounty hunters 

Lol...I have never seen such thing in a "reputable" ICO that raised so much money before. I used to sew this in scam airdrops where they'd tell people to send ETH to receive higher payouts.
If they wanted to clear scammers, they could've done a better management job. They just want greedy people's money. I've seen people with huge amounts of NLS tokens and they think it's gonna be $1 lol.

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and now they ask eth to claim tokens from bounty hunters 

Lol...I have never seen such thing in a "reputable" ICO that raised so much money before. I used to sew this in scam airdrops where they'd tell people to send ETH to receive higher payouts.
If they wanted to clear scammers, they could've done a better management job. They just want greedy people's money. I've seen people with huge amounts of NLS tokens and they think it's gonna be $1 lol.

The whole concept of paying bounty hunters in tokens is flawed, it just sort of grew in the madness environment that was the ICO bubble.
The difference with NELUNS is the fiction that they raised far far more than they actually did, and they are trapped in that lie.
IF there had have been any real institutional interest in this shit token, then obviously sophisticated investors would have been waiting for the mass bounty dumping to take place to increase their stakes at minimal cost.
If I had put $1m into some ICO tokens @ say $0.75 because I believed in the project, I'd be damned sure to be scooping up the known quantity of dumped bounty tokens that become temporarily available @ $0.00X after it closes.
In this case, there are no buyers and never have been.
When the few bounty hunters that have paid to get their tokens have dumped, NELUNS will no doubt pump the price because they can, effectively having become their own bagholders.
It's a real fuckup, run by "morons..."

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It appears that ten bounty hunters decided to pay real (well, ETH) money to access their worthless but hard earned tokens, putting about $180 in the scammers pockets, in exchange for roughly $15 of NLS. It takes all sorts I guess.

Meanwhile the huge buywall ($9.78 worth  ) remains at $0.00022 on the totally legit exchange, overvaluing the NELUNS scam by about $43,999 with a

TOTAL MARKET CAP
$44,000

If The Manhattan Blockchain Fund really existed, its $1,500,000 "anchor investment" would be worth $485.29 now....

This is the only Lambo that "Nick" and his crew of bunglers will be looking at. And they won't even be able to afford that... aaaaah  

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Which exchange will that be then?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

It appears that ten bounty hunters decided to pay real (well, ETH) money to access their worthless but hard earned tokens, putting about $180 in the scammers pockets, in exchange for roughly $15 of NLS. It takes all sorts I guess.

Meanwhile the huge buywall ($9.78 worth  ) remains at $0.00022 on the totally legit exchange, overvaluing the NELUNS scam by about $43,999 with a

TOTAL MARKET CAP
$44,000

If The Manhattan Blockchain Fund really existed, its $1,500,000 "anchor investment" would be worth $485.29 now....

This is the only Lambo that "Nick" and his crew of bunglers will be looking at. And they won't even be able to afford that... aaaaah  

"Wheels of NELUNS tractors no go round 'n round ..."

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Just a quick update, mainly for the irony.
We all know the anti Russian stance of the NELUNS scammers, from their own Telegram posts by the enigmatic Leslie Haynes



and, of course, feedback posted on my trust



Since the Chinese basement HQ of their original exchange, Bitc3 got flooded/bombed/raided, those few unfortunate bounty hunters with poor math had nowhere to dump their worthless NLS shit tokens.
Lovely Leslie informs that this $136,000,000 wildly successful ICO shit will be listed on Binance etc. very soon^TM, but in the meantime they are relisted on.....*IRONY ALERT*..... WORLDCORE, that famous totally not Russian hahaha exchange.
International traders are highly excited about this wonderful investment opportunity to the extent that, in the last twenty odd days that NLS has been listed there, total volume is

$1.26

with a huge current buy wall at $0.00003475  which means you get 28,777 NLS for $1. Quick, only limited stock remaining!!!
The Manhattan Blockchain Fund must be cockahoop about their totally real $1.5m "anchor" investment which, were it not fantasy, would now be worth $104.
Still Leslie soldiers on, graciously answering the couple of reality deniers still active on Telegram



And last but not least, let's not forget those wonderful people over at ICOBench who rated this shit as a first class investment

[Bowtiesarecool]

Looks like "Leslie's" favourite line these days is "We will make an announcement after the token distribution is over".
Poor guys. I know English isn't their first language, by the choice of words and phrasing is still troubling "an announcement". "after token distribution is over". Translation; they will make a singular announcement only after all the bounty hunters have claimed their tokens by paying to claim their tokens.
RIP

[mrbanjo]

I dont understand why their topic is not closed? They continue to promote their scam with their multi-accounts, and many people believe them.
By the way, from their given address, 0x72A95990bbbC7b8ac4D3e236b5BD32c9EE544c1B, to which they, in violation of forum rules, require transfer they is transfered here https://etherscan.io/address/0x3f932b4a514bf1c465de1dc20e05546877b161c2

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[Phinnaeus Gage]

"Say it ain't so, NELUNS."

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LULZ at Neluns.......

Let's play a guessing game.  Whoever guesses the correct date of Leslie Haynes's telegram account going *poof* into the night - wins a merit.......yeah?

My guess is that was her last post.