LoyceV
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April 01, 2019, 07:46:48 AM |
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I would like to order 8 condoms, but with my luck, and considering the date, I'm afraid I'd get 400 pencils. WTF (pun intended) am I going to do with 400 pencils? ![Shocked](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/shocked.gif) So I've just ordered 2 pencils, hoping to get a free condom with the delivery. Please don't stick the pencils through the condom (And on a more serious note (is that even allowed today?), I'm afraid I'd really lose my 400 sMerit, which seems like a waste - for pencils)Will you be shipping the condom in discreet package? I'm just afraid that the delivery guy might see it and it won't be delivered to me. ![Image loading...](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fjokideo.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2F420116_261827660568807_174252539326320_589480_1453315591_n.jpg&t=665&c=IxIDZ4jn2FdsKg)
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stompix
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April 01, 2019, 07:53:42 AM |
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Is it real condom sponsored by bitcointalk?
Yeah, it has all the seeds ever used on bitcointalk in it already ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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cabalism13
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April 01, 2019, 08:02:37 AM |
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Will theymos revert those Merits of Xal0lex? ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif) if not congrats for achieving a RECORD! almost 2k Merits in just a few HOURS ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) SELF-MADE LEGENDARY x2 ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fgifimage.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F04%2Fkage-bunshin-no-jutsu-gif-1.gif&t=665&c=FVoYF-5jH77eQQ)
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tspmhack1
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April 01, 2019, 08:21:28 AM |
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Interesting. How can I buy?
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Cryptotourist
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April 01, 2019, 08:23:55 AM |
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I would like to leverage 1 merit X 200 to get one t-shirt, would that be acceptable? ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) Or should I just pencil off? ![Roll Eyes](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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r1s2g3
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I am alive but in hibernation.
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April 01, 2019, 08:38:54 AM |
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Will theymos revert those Merits of Xal0lex? ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif) if not congrats for achieving a RECORD! almost 2k Merits in just a few HOURS ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) SELF-MADE LEGENDARY x2 ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fgifimage.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F04%2Fkage-bunshin-no-jutsu-gif-1.gif&t=665&c=FVoYF-5jH77eQQ) I don't think so.. I need the mug to drink and think decentralize. Any discounts??
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I am alive
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cabalism13
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🤩Finally Married🤩
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April 01, 2019, 08:49:07 AM |
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Selling myself for a dayfew hours!!! 50Merits Only!!! ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
I can do your laundry, and wash your back all afternoon! Can also cook for your Cat or Dog! sing you a song!#JustNeedToGetThatCondomSoBadly!!! Someone? Begging For Merits just for a Condom ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) Another Crime For The Year (Past Crime: Creating a Thread for April Fools' Ideas)
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sheenshane
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April 01, 2019, 08:53:39 AM |
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I'd juiced +1 merit because that is only my available, I want that mug really impressive design and drink decentralized coffee. Please allow me to have a discount. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FBQrPx1Z.jpg&t=665&c=Xyrv46ItNKG7mw)
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asche
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I forgot more than you will ever know.
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April 01, 2019, 09:08:30 AM |
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tagged for buying merits ![Cool](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
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tranthidung
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April 01, 2019, 09:11:29 AM |
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In the souvenirs shop, I would like to buy this one, the Ban Hammer Badge. Perma banned users might love such Ban Hammer Badge. ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FFjOqyWd.jpg&t=665&c=SLZdQMuk3jklkQ)
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bakasabo
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April 01, 2019, 09:18:19 AM |
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What size are condoms? Hope they are not pencil size ?
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taratorly
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April 01, 2019, 09:30:38 AM |
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stock999
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April 01, 2019, 09:49:52 AM |
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I want a mug or t-shirt, but can afford only a pencil. It's sad. ![Embarrassed](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/embarrassed.gif)
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What should i place here? Any advice appreciated.
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DdmrDdmr
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April 01, 2019, 10:15:12 AM |
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Are the prices set in Merits or sMerits?
The former will reduce my merit count, while the latter will need to come from my Merit Source allocation (whoops!). Since I require purchasing 11 T-shirts to accommodate by football (soccer) team, I would need to pay it back on a monthly basis (were the process to be in sMerits), whist neglecting decent posts from merit until I fully repay the debt.
Please indicate if the above is acceptable with no collateral other than my word.
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jademaxsuy
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April 01, 2019, 10:33:04 AM |
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Is the condom negotiable? I am interested for that thing. Is it in good condition? I can sense that I can use that many times for I think it is washable. Anyway, I know what matter most is the performance in bed. I know boys are good at it so the only thing needed is the protection. LOL
Unfortunately I have no merits but I think I may need to sell here to get merits. Seeing the users meriting this post makes everyone to get encourage in selling things with using merit as a payment. Hopefully theymos will consider it.
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Iqra.s
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April 01, 2019, 10:52:53 AM |
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I love bitcoin badge but I will accept bitcoin pencil too ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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XCANA
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April 01, 2019, 10:53:57 AM |
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I desperately need the CONDOM to experience decentralize SEX, currently fend up with the regular centralize SEX that my wife's always give whenever i make request.
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sapta
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April 01, 2019, 10:55:19 AM |
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I desperately need the CONDOM to experience decentralize SEX, currently fend up with the regular centralize SEX that my wife's always give whenever i make request.
Decentralized Sex is not yet regulated, so the forum will not hold responsible for any problem caused by the condom. Thank you.
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markstivn98
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April 01, 2019, 11:18:45 AM |
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Looks like I just got half a pencil. Or even small an eraser He has no luck even in buying this ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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