Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org

[Xal0lex]

April fools! You will not get anything for sending merit.

So, our forum has appeared souvenirs. To buy one of these things, just send the required merit to this post. Theymos remove the merit limits for this post. Buy souvenirs, do not hesitate.
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.

You don't need to send me an address for delivery. You will be contacted later.

1. For 1 merit the Bitcointalk pencil

	2. For 25 merits the Bitcointalk badge	3. For 50 merits the Bitcointalk condom
	4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug	5. For 200 Merits the Bitcointalk T-shirt

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[andulolika]

It feels I can buy enough pens for 10 african new schools. You really tryna buy s merits? good pricing atleast huh.

[Anduck]

Well done, well done.. Keep 'em comin'!

[PrimeNumber7]

I don't have enough merit to buy the Mug, nor the Condom.

[virtugranaYT]

They seem to be very interesting, I would like to buy but I have no conditions at the moment

[crwth]

I guess DarkStar_ has a Bitcointalk Mug and a pencil. Flying Hellfish can have a mug or 2 condoms?  

I would like to be safe for the April Fool's Sex later though   Can't afford one


*Edit
Oh no, an additional condom for Flying Hellfish?? Lots of people want the MERCH!

[Hhampuz]

I'm expecting 19 pencils now! 

[DireWolfM14]

ROFLOL.

Between the KYC, Such Merit Guide, and now this?  I'll never get all the coffee and boogers out of my keyeboard.  

Thanks a lot, theymos!

In all honesty, I really really wish I had 200 sMerits for that sweet T-Shirt.

[SaltySpitoon]

Real question here, will I get 50 pms from angry people claiming merit abuse if I try to buy a handful of those Tshirts?

[The Sceptical Chymist]

I think that pencil ought to be about 1" long and say "Bitcointalk:  Write diffrntly.  We get pump and forum dump" or something similar.

By the way, I assume this is an April fools joke--but I'd actually love a t-shirt like that or a bitcointalk mug.  However I wouldn't pay out merits for physical goods, especially not merit source merits.  

Source merits are the best way to buy things LDO!!!  I bought a lambo, and estate and some hookers and blow with mine already oh and a mug and condom now too!

LOL. 

[Flying Hellfish]

I think that pencil ought to be about 1" long and say "Bitcointalk:  Write diffrntly.  We get pump and forum dump" or something similar.

By the way, I assume this is an April fools joke--but I'd actually love a t-shirt like that or a bitcointalk mug.  However I wouldn't pay out merits for physical goods, especially not merit source merits. 

Source merits are the best way to buy things LDO!!!  I bought a lambo, and estate and some hookers and blow with mine already oh and a mug and condom now too!

[charlie137]

how come condoms are so expensive

[Quickseller]

Real question here, will I get 50 pms from angry people claiming merit abuse if I try to buy a handful of those Tshirts?

Yes, and there will be 4 threads complaining about you, and 2 threads complaining that those threads were deleted/locked.

Who should I expect to receive a PM from to get my shipping information?

[SaltySpitoon]

Real question here, will I get 50 pms from angry people claiming merit abuse if I try to buy a handful of those Tshirts?

Yes, and there will be 4 threads complaining about you, and 2 threads complaining that those threads were deleted/locked.

Woohoo, lets see how it goes!

I'll take a Shirt, Cup, and Condom. You can get my address from the KYC form I filled out, I made it public for the sake of transparency.

[BayAreaCoins]

how come condoms are so expensive

It's encouraging to make them count.

[BayAreaCoins]

142 pencils, please!

[cabalism13]

Selling myself for a day!!! 500Merits Only!!!


I can do your laundry, and wash your back all afternoon! Can also cook for your Cat or Dog!
#JustNeedToGetThatCondom10Pcs

[charlie137]

Selling myself for a day!!! 500Merits Only!!!

I can do your laundry, and wash your back all afternoon!
#JustNeedToGetThatCondom10Pcs

feels like new market is coming!!!

[Silent193]

Sad, i Just Got 1 Pencil.
why pencil? not Pen? everyone using pen

[charlie137]

142 pencils, please!

pencils moon soon, 💯

[charlie137]

waiting for my 4 pencils #lambo

[Xal0lex]

how come condoms are so expensive

Production of packing cost not cheap.

Who should I expect to receive a PM from to get my shipping information?

Theymos will hire several users for this purpose.

Sad, i Just Got 1 Pencil.
why pencil? not Pen? everyone using pen

Pencil is cheaper

[bL4nkcode]

I can only afford a pencil just for now, not enough smerits. But please do give me a condom for safe april fool sex, please--if ever  .

[DarkStar_]

Had to dip into my normal sMerit balance that I can't print more of for that shirt  

[adrianto1995]

iS soUVeniR SHippINg WOrlDWiDE ?
I woRRied cOz I liVE in UnKNowN coUNtrY calLed MEIKARTA
 

[PrimeNumber7]

I don't have enough merit to buy the Mug, nor the Condom.

<>I bought a<> mug and condom now too!

Do you want to trade for a pencil?

[DireWolfM14]

how come condoms are so expensive

These are special, they're reusable and made from recycled toilet paper. 

[sheenshane]

I had over juiced my merit I wish I could get that coffee mug.

And condom also to have a safe trip to heaven.

[FontSeli]

I need help guys!
I want to order condoms for my grandfather, but I do not have enough sMerit.  

[mikeywith]

pump and dump ? nice items but , nah !  i will hodl my (1) Smerit , everything points to a bullish market, i am sure that same time next year i will be able to get a  T-shirt instead of a pencil for the same price.

[EcuaMobi]

After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address

Will this address be automatically used for the extra verification for KYC? or do we have to re-enter it for that process? I don't like typing twice twice.

[Foxpup]

Since a single condom won't go very far with the trust/merit gang, I'll take the T-shirt. That way I can at least hide my matted fur until I have time to brush it out.

[suchmoon]

This industrial-scale merit abuse is gonna give CH a heart attack.

[Xal0lex]

After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address

Will this address be automatically used for the extra verification for KYC? or do we have to re-enter it for that process? I don't like typing twice twice.

KYC has nothing to do with souvenirs.

[sapta]

This industrial-scale merit abuse is gonna give CH a heart attack.

I think we should tag Xal0lex for merit abuse. But only after I receive my mug.

[Carrelmae10]

..I want to get the coffee mug and T-shirt,,Luckily i don't have  enough sMerit!!..how sad

[Foxpup]

This thread just topped Merit & new rank requirements as the most merited thread of all time!

P.S. Is the T-shirt stain-resistant? Or at least machine-washable?

[ashmodeus]

I want condom
How long this event going ?

[tranthidung]

When those souvernirs shipped to buyers?
It is one of the best and fastest way to destroy sMerits.
Please look at the OP and we can easily see how many sMerits destroyed to buy forum souvernirs, within minutes.

[shasan]

Merit trading not allowed and now you are offering to buy merit?? So now people will stop to send merit and will wait for such an offer to buy something by their smerit. I think it is a worse idea for merit trading.

[eaLiTy]

Real question here, will I get 50 pms from angry people claiming merit abuse if I try to buy a handful of those Tshirts?

It is possible that some salty people might claim merit rape if you buy a handful of shirts .

Source merits are the best way to buy things LDO!!!  I bought a lambo, and estate and some hookers and blow with mine already oh and a mug and condom now too!

Is this what we call the flying blow.

how come condoms are so expensive

Might be sourced from Asian countries as they seem to forget the word condom, just a guess looking at the huge population over there.  

I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

Who said you need a girlfriend to use a condom.

[sapta]

Merit trading not allowed and now you are offering to buy merit?? So now people will stop to send merit and will wait for such an offer to buy something by their smerit. I think it is a worse idea for merit trading.

That's why I said Xal0lex needs to be red-tagged, BUT only after I receive my mug. Thank you.

[ankit10]

I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

[tranthidung]

I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

I don't want to have condom, what I need is merit condom.
Will the bitcointalk's souvenir shop add the merit condom in next hours?
Moreover, I wish that merit condom is much cheaper than condom. 
Such condom is relevant for such coming campaigns managed by Hhampuz.  
Community Opinion - Signature Campaigns
In days to come, in order to be qualifying to join such pornsite campaigns, applicants have to prove that they own forum's condom or merit condom to join.

[slashz9]

I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

you can do with yourself dude  

[Toxic2040]

unable to pay actual smerits as I hand them out like chicklets but would consider exchanging some WOsMerits at a 10 to 1 ratio...

I suppose if that fails I would even consider paying actual bitcoin for a coffee cup/t-shirt combo..

Awesome sauce

[eldrin]

Will you be shipping the condom in discreet package? I'm just afraid that the delivery guy might see it and it won't be delivered to me.

[akopjpuge]

Gosh i really want the shirt. But i can only afford the pencil.

Help me guys

[PrimeNumber7]

Gosh i really want the shirt. But i can only afford the pencil.

I am looking at your merit score, and you cannot afford the pencil

[Sithara007]

I would like to purchase Bitcointalk condoms, but I am afraid that at 50 merits per pack it is too expensive. I am a lower-middle class Bitcointalk user from India. Sir Xal0lex, can you give me two condoms in exchange for 5 merits? Please sir, I really need those condoms. I am afraid that I'd get HIV without them.

[shasan]

So, a newbie will always remain newbie, Jr. member will always remain Jr. member. I mean there will have no option to rank improvement. Better stop merit option and declare that current rank will never be changed. This forum is only for old people who have already build up their rank.

[pandukelana2712]

Well...
Paypal did this a few weeks ago.


And now you will do the same things in this forum?  

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After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.
~snip~

[Crypto-DesignService]

Bitcointalk Souvenir stats

Bitcointalk pencil
[+100 Intelligence]
[+50 Wisdom]
Increases quality post.
30% chance to attract merit sources on topics you created.
Passive: 5 users automatically engages with your topics.

Bitcointalk badge
[+200 Power]
[+50 Resistance]
[+75 Luck]
Gives you access to restricted Forum boards.
Gives you the power to ban 3 users you hate for 24hours.(refreshes every week)
Increases success rate of Ban appeal by 80%.
Passive: Instantly gives you Hero Member rank.

Bitcointalk condom
[+300 Strength]
[+200 Endurance]
[+100 Attraction]
Gives you +20 new different sex positions.
Able to achieve 15 rounds.
0% chance of impregnating someone.
Attracts 1 person within 20 meters range.
Passive: Increases dick size by 5 inches.

Bitcointalk mug
[+500 Intelligence]
[+500 Creativity]
[+300 Imagination]
[+300 Perseverance]
[+100 Consciousness]
Every 5 sips give you an answer to every question you have.
Increases state of being awake by 48h when used as a container for Coffee.
Refreshes body and mind when used as a container for Orange Juice.
Passive: Immune to negative trust feedback.

Bitcointalk T-shirt
[+1000 Awesomeness]
[+1000 Strength]
[+750 Anonymity]
[+750 Durability]
[+500 Attraction]
[+500 Deception]
[+300 Sex Appeal]
[Epic Skill]Thanos Snap - Once used you can delete 2 specific boards around the forum.(Can only be used once)
Automatically receive 200 merits for every topics you created.
Able to deceive people that you are the real Satoshi for 24hours.
Lowered chance of getting your real identity identified by 90%.
Passive: Able to use Satoshi account as read-only and make it appear as active.(Cannot create topic/post nor change profile information)

UPDATE:
1. Added [+500 Deception] for Bitcointalk T-shirt
2. Nerfed Bitcointalk mug 'Every sip gives you an answer to every question you have', now you need to take 5 sips.
3. Fix ability word from Attractiveness to Attraction.
4. Buffed Thanos Snap - You can now delete two boards.

[Queen_Amber]

can i buy the condom for 10 merits?!

[romero121]

how come condoms are so expensive

Possibly that might be the one used by Satoshi.

[alisafidel58]

That condom looks awesome, I think I will have to get one of that.

[jcriss]

Xal0lex You should really think about lowering the condoms price...... we dont need anymore spammers in here!

[TheNewAnon135246]

Looks like SaltySplitoon wants a whole bunch of condoms .

EDIT: Or 350 pencils.

[jdoerrerstl1977]

Is this another april fools lol? 

[lottery248]

roflmao i got 100 merits for you, hope this is real, and then i can show this to my classes

happy April Fools by the way, know not to take the joke too far

[Xal0lex]

This thread just topped Merit & new rank requirements as the most merited thread of all time!

P.S. Is the T-shirt stain-resistant? Or at least machine-washable?

It is a usual cotton t-shirt. Machine-washable.

I want condom
How long this event going ?

This solves the theymos.

Sir Xal0lex, can you give me two condoms in exchange for 5 merits?

It's not for me to decide, sir(ma'am).

[HI-TEC99]

I think that pencil ought to be about 1" long and say "Bitcointalk:  Write diffrntly.  We get pump and forum dump" or something similar.

By the way, I assume this is an April fools joke--but I'd actually love a t-shirt like that or a bitcointalk mug.  However I wouldn't pay out merits for physical goods, especially not merit source merits.  

 

You can buy them with the .1 Bitcoin theymos is giving each of us instead.

The first 1000 users to submit KYC will get .1 Bitcoin each. I already received my coin!
Thank you Theymos!

[ankit10]

I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

Who said you need a girlfriend to use a condom.

You are quoted my post which was done after yours. Interesting eyes.

I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

I don't want to have condom, what I need is merit condom.
Will the bitcointalk's souvenir shop add the merit condom in next hours?
Moreover, I wish that merit condom is much cheaper than condom.  
Such condom is relevant for such coming campaigns managed by Hhampuz.  
Community Opinion - Signature Campaigns
In days to come, in order to be qualifying to join such pornsite campaigns, applicants have to prove that they own forum's condom or merit condom to join.

I would like to join such campaigns till they don't add any nude images.

I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

you can do with yourself dude  

ohh lol i can try to do that  but I don't have any experience can you please teach me it seems you are experienced one.

[Haunebu]

I just filled in the KYC form with all my details and it felt great. Bitcointalk is embracing KYC at last and I am absolutely loving it.

Now, I just need to acquire enough smerit to purchase that Bitcointalk Tshirt. Awesome stuff Bitcointalk!

[lovesmayfamilis]

Today is a party, and all my friends will be in costumes that consist of a T-shirt and a condom. Face control is very strict. Allowed to party with only a pencil in the cup. How all this is difficult. Have a related question? Where to get such exquisite costumes? Neighbors bought all the condoms and began to speculate with them.

[ProfitIsland]

So, our forum has appeared souvenirs. To buy one of these things, just send the required merit to this post. Theymos remove the merit limits for this post. Buy souvenirs, do not hesitate.
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.

You don't need to send me an address for delivery. You will be contacted later.

1. For 1 merit the Bitcointalk pencil

	2. For 25 merits the Bitcointalk badge	3. For 50 merits the Bitcointalk condom
	4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug	5. For 200 Merits the Bitcointalk T-shirt

Great idea 

[o_e_l_e_o]

@theymos - please increase my source merit allocation by 376/month so I can purchase these goods. "There is no point in hoarding sMerit" my ass!

[pawanjain]

I wish I could get the tshirt. Damn it's so cool. Wish somebody could gift it to me. Anyway, expecting the pencil soon.

P.S: Anybody wanna hire me for smoking weed in return for a few hundred merits ? LOL, that would be awesome.

[Mitchell]

Hmmmm, should I get the mug or the t-shirt? 🤔

[abhiseshakana]

Perhaps I should apply merit source application, so I can buy those souvenirs.

The T-shirt looked like fit me 

[proTECH77]

Thanks to Theymos for this opportunity to fuck decentralize, i have been looking for ways to fuck my spouse decentralize as i have done it centralize and never give me the wanted sensation in the process of S**X. At this junction, please accept me as a MERIT SOURCE, will not disappoint you, please. #INEEDTHECONDON.

[RapTarX]

I'm too poor to purchase a condom  
1 pencil please.

[ePesoInitiative]

Now now.... Enterprising people will get the same ideas for merits. 

Who's to stop people for selling Bitcointalk souvenirs for merit in the future? Deep down inside, I'm sad for this harbinger of things to come.

[Mitchell]

I've decided to go for the t-shirt, condom and pencil!

[wizmo]

I would love to buy bitcointalk condoms to fuck decentralized.

[TheBeardedBaby]

1 x T-shirt,
1 x Mug
and..
10 x Condoms please!

Can I get a free badge if I spend more than 500 merit ? Otherwise only a pencil.. thanks

Please theymos to derank me back to member (10 merit) and transfer my earned merit to the OP!!

In case the above deal is off, please send me a pencil. I've already paid.

[Pmalek]

Hi Xal0lex,

I got your PM regarding my address and the delivery of my mugs. Send the shipment to Tanizaki Beach. It is easy, you can't miss it. It is in Xaviera. Just google Kabopan in Xaviera for some history about my beautiful country. Like we agreed, the mugs will be delivered by Thursday?   

[Chandu141]

omg omg...  can someone merit me so that i can buy some condoms  pleaseee...!

[LTU_btc]

I'm poor because I only can buy Bitcointalk badge and some pencils. I'm begging for Merits because I want to buy pack of condoms
BTW, If Merit become to be a currency, what is exchange rate of USD/Merit and BTC/Merit?

[Tim1996]

Is it real condom sponsored by bitcointalk?

[LoyceV]

I would like to order 8 condoms, but with my luck, and considering the date, I'm afraid I'd get 400 pencils. WTF (pun intended) am I going to do with 400 pencils?

So I've just ordered 2 pencils, hoping to get a free condom with the delivery. Please don't stick the pencils through the condom

(And on a more serious note (is that even allowed today?), I'm afraid I'd really lose my 400 sMerit, which seems like a waste - for pencils)

Will you be shipping the condom in discreet package? I'm just afraid that the delivery guy might see it and it won't be delivered to me.

(source)

[stompix]

Is it real condom sponsored by bitcointalk?

Yeah, it has all the seeds ever used on bitcointalk in it already

[cabalism13]

Will theymos revert those Merits of Xal0lex? if not congrats for achieving a RECORD! almost 2k Merits in just a few HOURS
SELF-MADE LEGENDARY x2

[tspmhack1]

Interesting. How can I buy?

[Cryptotourist]

I would like to leverage 1 merit X 200 to get one t-shirt, would that be acceptable?

Or should I just pencil off? 

[r1s2g3]

Will theymos revert those Merits of Xal0lex? if not congrats for achieving a RECORD! almost 2k Merits in just a few HOURS
SELF-MADE LEGENDARY x2

I don't think so..
I need the mug to drink and think decentralize.

Any discounts??

[cabalism13]

Selling myself for a dayfew hours!!! 50Merits Only!!!


I can do your laundry, and wash your back all afternoon! Can also cook for your Cat or Dog! sing you a song!
#JustNeedToGetThatCondomSoBadly!!!

Someone? Begging For Merits just for a Condom
Another Crime For The Year (Past Crime: Creating a Thread for April Fools' Ideas)

[sheenshane]

I'd juiced +1 merit because that is only my available, I want that mug really impressive design and drink decentralized coffee.

Please allow me to have a discount.  

[tranthidung]

Will theymos revert those Merits of Xal0lex? if not congrats for achieving a RECORD! almost 2k Merits in just a few HOURS

Sure, he will.
Backward merit reversion tomorrow.
Because, Xal0lex massive earned  merits in minutes or hours with the topic somehow beaten @DdmrDdmr in pace of merit earning.
By the way, a little bit out of context, I would like to say congratulations for @DdmrDdmr, who moved to the club of 2000 merits-earned, since today.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5115154.msg50388445#msg50388445

Update:

CLUB OF ABOVE 2000 MERITS-EARNED

Rank	User name	BPIP profile	Total Earned-Merits	Trust
Administrator	theymos	theymos	4067	204: 0 / +22
Legendary	LoyceV	LoyceV	2317	91: 0 / +14
Senior	DdmrDdmr	DdmrDdmr	2000	3: 0 / +1

Source:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5115154.msg50377211#msg50377211

[asche]

snip

tagged for buying merits 

[tranthidung]

In the souvenirs shop, I would like to buy this one, the Ban Hammer Badge.
Perma banned users might love such Ban Hammer Badge.

[bakasabo]

What size are condoms? Hope they are not pencil size ?

[taratorly]

This is the method of winning the most beautiful and creative merit I have ever seen. At the same time, April 1 came to irony. Condom nice idea. Well Can we buy it with BTC?

[stock999]

I want a mug or t-shirt, but can afford only a pencil. It's sad. 

[DdmrDdmr]

Are the prices set in Merits or sMerits?

The former will reduce my merit count, while the latter will need to come from my Merit Source allocation (whoops!). Since I require purchasing 11 T-shirts to accommodate by football (soccer) team, I would need to pay it back on a monthly basis (were the process to be in sMerits), whist neglecting decent posts from merit until I fully repay the debt.

Please indicate if the above is acceptable with no collateral other than my word.

[jademaxsuy]

Is the condom negotiable? I am interested for that thing. Is it in good condition? I can sense that I can use that many times for I think it is washable.
Anyway, I know what matter most is the performance in bed. I know boys are good at it so the only thing needed is the protection. LOL

Unfortunately I have no merits but I think I may need to sell here to get merits. Seeing the users meriting this post makes everyone to get encourage in selling things with using merit as a payment. Hopefully theymos will consider it.

[Iqra.s]

So, our forum has appeared souvenirs. To buy one of these things, just send the required merit to this post. Theymos remove the merit limits for this post. Buy souvenirs, do not hesitate.
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.

You don't need to send me an address for delivery. You will be contacted later.

1. For 1 merit the Bitcointalk pencil

	2. For 25 merits the Bitcointalk badge	3. For 50 merits the Bitcointalk condom
	4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug	5. For 200 Merits the Bitcointalk T-shirt

I love bitcoin badge but I will accept bitcoin pencil too 

[XCANA]

I desperately need the CONDOM to experience decentralize SEX, currently fend up with the regular centralize SEX that my wife's always give whenever i make request.

[sapta]

I desperately need the CONDOM to experience decentralize SEX, currently fend up with the regular centralize SEX that my wife's always give whenever i make request.

Decentralized Sex is not yet regulated, so the forum will not hold responsible for any problem caused by the condom. Thank you.

[markstivn98]

Looks like I just got half a pencil.
Or even small an eraser
He has no luck even in buying this

[rifiuti]

Wow condom will revolutionize the sex industry for sure. Can we track our cum data on blockchain?

[Eugen225]

Wow. I thought about it for a long time. In the future, there will be new souvenirs and new design?

[stsfi]

lol looks like cheap asrtwork, to be honest ! maybe hire a better designer or ask users to submit design

[Cyrus]

I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.

[NeuroticFish]

I wanted a mug, but I don't afford it, so I'll have only a pencil...

I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.

Don't take this order! The group buy story is only a cover up! He'll wait until you get out of stock and he'll sell at double the price!

[Eugen225]

OHHHHH MY GOD. Sorry guys but it's priceless

[bill gator]

This was posted on March 31st, for me, so I'm going to just operate on the assumption that this is real. I wish I had enough merit for a pencil.
Maybe the next time a Newbie tries to fuck me, they'll at least have a Bitcointalk condom on-hand.

[STT]

I desperately need the CONDOM to experience decentralize SEX, currently fend up with the regular centralize SEX that my wife's always give whenever i make request.

Pretty sure procreation is irrevocably based on centralisation, a fatal flaw in the blue prints for us all.    If someone could invent a blockchain distributed workload for bringing up a kid, you'd have a product which could sellout worldwide

[bL4nkcode]

Now Cyrus can have 2 bitcointalk t-shirts, 1 bitcointalk mug, 3 condoms, 1 badge and 25 pencils if possible for 700 sMerit

[Cyrus]

I wanted a mug, but I don't afford it, so I'll have only a pencil...

I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.

Don't take this order! The group buy story is only a cover up! He'll wait until you get out of stock and he'll sell at double the price!

There, take your pencil!

Now Cyrus can have 2 bitcointalk t-shirts, 1 bitcointalk mug, 3 condoms, 1 badge and 25 pencils if possible for 700 sMerit

And for the right price you can have them too! From the group buy users that prefer to stay anonymous, of course. 

[bL4nkcode]

Now Cyrus can have 2 bitcointalk t-shirts, 1 bitcointalk mug, 3 condoms, 1 badge and 25 pencils if possible for 700 sMerit

And for the right price you can have them too! 

Unfortunately, I can only afford bitcointalk pencils for now. Maybe there's a discount sale for next days for the condom, I should get it asap  .

[YOSHIE]

Souvenirs that are very interesting, good enough to be made into a personal collection, what, this is the moment (1) april ?
I am very interested in souvenir numbers: 4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug
But I am not enough capital for 1 cup of this souvenir.
Hopefully, one day, I can have it.
But I don't know, maybe it's not yet my fortune to have it.

[NeuroticFish]

Don't take this order! The group buy story is only a cover up! He'll wait until you get out of stock and he'll sell at double the price!

There, take your pencil!

I don't know if it's generosity or bribery, but thank you and hey, I'll order a second pencil  

[tranthidung]

If staff can add new type of badge for the Souvenir shop, it will be great.

In the souvenirs shop, I would like to buy this one, the Ban Hammer Badge.
Perma banned users might love such Ban Hammer Badge.

The ban hammer badge for someone who got bans as one of tools to remind them about their past sweet memory in the forum, before the day they woke up and got banned.

[morvillz7z]

Can anyone get me a spare pencil before theymos drops a 1000 merits and we get out of souvenirs? We will figure out the merit payment thing later. 

I should reconsider hoarding my sMerits from now...

[Last of the V8s]

[RuBro]

Send me two condoms to my address in KYC 

[PHI1618]

When Delorean? I want to buy delorean

[boltz]

I need that condom , sir! 

[bubbalex]

I need this pencil ASAP, to make selfie with current date and pass kyc on bitcointalk

[Last of the V8s]

When Delorean? I want to buy delorean

To get a bitcointalk DeLorean, you need to go back to 2009. To go back to 2009, you need a bitcointalk DeLorean.

[Halab]

Is it possible for Staff members to have a free T-shirt hand-signed by Theymos ? Need !!

[theyoungmillionaire]

I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.

Can I have some ride with your group buy, please? 1 T-shirt, 1 Bitcointalk mug, and 2 Bitcointalk pencils.

[markiz73]

When the Xal0lex merit will be greater than Theymos, what will happen?
There will be a change of leaders on the forum
Tomorrow Theymos will take away the extra merits from the richest buyers

[PHI1618]

When Delorean? I want to buy delorean

To get a bitcointalk DeLorean, you need to go back to 2009. To go back to 2009, you need a bitcointalk DeLorean.

Oh my god. There is another paradox

[Dr.Lecter]

to be honest, i like to  have sex without condom 

[akamit]

It's most probably the April fool thing, but the items are very gorgeous. I really liked the Mug, T-shirt and the badge and I wish to get these things.

Merit = Money = Bankrupted!

[amrulshare]

maybe, the Bitcointalk condom can help me play safer on next weekend  

[Captain_Planet]

Wish I could buy the BCT condom

[avroraviva]

Is it possible to sell on credit for those who do not yet have a merit?   

[Cyrus]

I organized a group buy. We'll have 2 T-shirts, 1 Bitcointalk mug, 2 Bitcointalk condoms, 1 Bitcointalk badge and 75 Bitcointalk pencils please.

Can I have some ride with your group buy, please? 1 T-shirt, 1 Bitcointalk mug, and 2 Bitcointalk pencils.

Payment confirmed. Welcome to the group buy!

[roycilik]

1 April
1 Merit
1 Pencil
Current Merit 777
 

http://archive.is/vi5sb

[Grafschmidt]

50 smerits for a single "fuck" condom?

I'm gonna need a lot of petting...

[Grafschmidt]

50 smerits for a single "fuck" condom?

I'm gonna need a lot of petting...

Don't blow your load of smerit on this one!

I know, I have to lay down some math first...

[nubbins7]

Hey guys you think you can send me a blunt of some awesome CUSH!?

[hilariousandco]

You should have added WoodCollector's bitcoin dildo:

Front

[Mux@]

Oh my gosh! I'm a little short on a condom!!!
Without him, I could catch some filthy disease and die! Help!!!
Save the life of the man and the father of the family 

[justbfa]

It feels I can buy enough pens for 10 african new schools. You really tryna buy s merits? good pricing atleast huh.

I can help to distribute if you buy it. Your MERITLess African man is spot on here....
Peace!

[Andergriff]

WTB 1 Bitcointalk pencil, PM me guys.

[nygell17]

So, our forum has appeared souvenirs. To buy one of these things, just send the required merit to this post. Theymos remove the merit limits for this post. Buy souvenirs, do not hesitate.
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.

You don't need to send me an address for delivery. You will be contacted later.

1. For 1 merit the Bitcointalk pencil

	2. For 25 merits the Bitcointalk badge	3. For 50 merits the Bitcointalk condom
	4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug	5. For 200 Merits the Bitcointalk T-shirt

If I have to choose and be reincarnated and have a second life, I want to become a protection to others... I want to become a bitcointalk condom with KYC and be inserted to an attack helicopter

[cryptjh]

50 merits for just one Bitcointalk condom?
I think I will take a chance without one! 

[ManagerVirta]

Finally, there was an opportunity to buy souvenirs

[Taki]

How the idea of the condom even came on mind to creators?!   I hope the user can find a partner who will get the whole sense of what is written on the package.
Can the whole post would simple appear as another 1st of April joke?

[TotSamiy]

I hope there are still pencils. My grandmother wants to buy they too. 

[BayAreaCoins]

I hope there are still pencils. My grandmother wants to buy they too. 

I bought as many as I could... going to try to sell them on eBay for $100 a pop.

[SlimShadyMmp]

Aww the shirt looks so cool just some more extra merits to go for that shirt....It will be great for some beach outing

[El duderino_]

Make me a green-BTC-TALK dildo please

And i consider that precious merit not wasted 

[Steamtyme]

I'm just wondering are these condoms manufactured pre or post hack. I really can't have any more kiddos running around. 

Wish I hadn't wasted all my smerit on damn posts, I'll just have to go into the seedy underworld and pick a few up. 10 bucks should get me a pencil 

[catfishftw]

For every pen I buy i will make a girl masturbate with it because I cant afford the condom

[Vod]

Merited by Vod (2)

Buy that pencil!

[Steamtyme]

Yay, my hopes were answered by Vod. They spoke to me, and now I will follow the teachings of "Buy that pencil"

Gifts from above.

[Vod]

Yay, my hopes were answered by Vod. They spoke to me, and now I will follow the teachings of "Buy that pencil"

Gifts from above.

73 people lol...
https://bpip.org/r/mostmerited.aspx?s=Last24

[Steamtyme]

Yay, my hopes were answered by Vod. They spoke to me, and now I will follow the teachings of "Buy that pencil"
Gifts from above.

73 people lol...
https://bpip.org/r/mostmerited.aspx?s=Last24

Priceless. Although the real gems looking at that are the amounts sent, and the "Smiley Cyrus" name change. I couldn't stop laughing this morning. Is it also the most merited post? (total Smerit received)

[El duderino_]

just gonna TROLL the place, i noticed i'm verified to do so.............









TROLL  troll troll           

[LFC_Bitcoin]

What did Smiley Cyrus buy?

A weekend abusing your asshole?

[SaltySpitoon]

It will actually shatter Theymos' fragile self if Xal ends up with more merit than him.

[bones261]

I had my eye on the t-shirt,
but I gave all of my smerit and
source merit away to over 600
individuals over the past year.
I have enough for quite a few
pencils, but I don't want no
      stinking pencils.

[snipie]

Who should I expect to receive a PM from to get my shipping information?

Apart from CIA, FBI, NSA and the other good folks, i do not know either who can pay a visit too in this great day
I am waiting for the final report from theymos and the % of very very low IQ in the card codes test!

[distorsiyon]

i have no sMerit now, i did send whole 7 sMerit before to other users.

at least, i wish to get a pencil

[theymos]

Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

Code:

+----------------------+-------+
| user                 | merit |
+----------------------+-------+
| 3meek                |     1 |
| abhiseshakana        |     1 |
| abhiseshakana        |     4 |
| Alex_Sr              |     1 |
| Anduck               |     1 |
| andulolika           |     1 |
| andulolika           |    20 |
| Anon11073            |    10 |
| Anon11073            |    40 |
| Apriand              |    25 |
| BayAreaCoins         |   142 |
| be.open              |     1 |
| bill gator           |     1 |
| bitbollo             |     1 |
| BitCryptex           |     1 |
| BitMaxz              |     3 |
| bL4nkcode            |     1 |
| bubbalex             |     1 |
| Carrelmae10          |     1 |
| charlie137           |     4 |
| cissrawk             |     5 |
| corather             |     1 |
| Crypto-DesignService |     1 |
| cryptovigi           |     1 |
| DarkStar_            |     1 |
| DarkStar_            |   100 |
| DarkStar_            |   200 |
| dbshck               |   200 |
| DdmrDdmr             |     2 |
| digit                |     1 |
| digit                |     1 |
| DireWolfM14          |     2 |
| DoublerHunter        |     2 |
| e1ghtSpace           |     1 |
| eckmar               |     2 |
| eddie13              |    25 |
| Eugen225             |     1 |
| Flying Hellfish      |   100 |
| Flying Hellfish      |    50 |
| FontSeli             |     1 |
| Foxpup               |   200 |
| FractalUniverse      |     2 |
| free-bit.co.in       |     1 |
| Gren                 |     1 |
| hakka                |     1 |
| hatshepsut93         |     1 |
| Hhampuz              |    19 |
| HI-TEC99             |     1 |
| iasenko              |     1 |
| icopress             |     1 |
| Isildur (official)   |     1 |
| izanagi narukami     |     1 |
| kazuki.t             |     1 |
| kingcolex            |    25 |
| klarki               |    25 |
| Lassie               |     1 |
| lottery248           |   100 |
| LoyceV               |     2 |
| lulucrypto           |     1 |
| malevolent           |   201 |
| ManagerVirta         |     1 |
| markiz73             |     1 |
| Matt9301             |     1 |
| micgoossens          |     1 |
| Mitchell             |   251 |
| mitzie               |     1 |
| mOgliE               |     1 |
| mprep                |   200 |
| Mr. Big              |    10 |
| Nestade              |     1 |
| NeuroticFish         |     1 |
| NeuroticFish         |     1 |
| nubbins7             |    10 |
| OgNasty              |    50 |
| pawanjain            |     1 |
| poordeveloper        |     3 |
| PrimeNumber7         |     1 |
| Quickseller          |     1 |
| radjie               |     2 |
| Raja_MBZ             |     1 |
| RapTarX              |     1 |
| reddish111           |     1 |
| roslinpl             |     1 |
| roycilik             |     1 |
| saharovvv            |    26 |
| SaltySpitoon         |   350 |
| sapta                |   100 |
| Scheede              |     1 |
| shasan               |     1 |
| sheenshane           |     1 |
| slashz9              |     1 |
| Smiley Cyrus         |   700 |
| Steamtyme            |     1 |
| suchmoon             |     1 |
| suchmoon             |     8 |
| teeGUMES             |     1 |
| teeGUMES             |     4 |
| teeGUMES             |     1 |
| teeGUMES             |     8 |
| TotSamiy             |     1 |
| TryNinja             |     1 |
| vapourminer          |     1 |
| VoskCoin             |     1 |
| Whitly               |    26 |
| yogg                 |     5 |
+----------------------+-------+

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

[Hhampuz]

Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

Code:

~snip

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

It was a fun idea theymos but I wanted my damn pencils!

I'll be hoping someone runs with this idea and starts selling the merch, as long as I can pay with merit I'm happy LOL.

[needtor22]

I only need 30 condoms that I hope for in the future. Thank you, but the price is very expensive

[eddie13]

Darn.
I wanted that badge..

[Carrelmae10]

Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:


Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

..what a fun..I really want to have that pencil as a souvenir in bitcointalk..but luckily it was out of stock..LOL..how I hope that their will be a really bitcointalk.org souvenirs..I won't hesitate to buy some of this!!..

..what a wonderful tricks..I really enjoyed your  gimmicks,,first time to be fooled on april fools day..good job to everyone!!

[Foxpup]

Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

So, I don't get my T-shirt? *crawls back into the foxhole naked*

[abhiseshakana]

Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

- snip -

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

Hufft .. I've completely missed the chance to get those pencil.

I would like to have you give us "reporter badges" for a replacement  

[bitserve]

Any idea when this will be in stock again? Or maybe open a preorder?

[OgNasty]

Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

Code:

~snip

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

It was a fun idea theymos but I wanted my damn pencils!

I'll be hoping someone runs with this idea and starts selling the merch, as long as I can pay with merit I'm happy LOL.

Is it allowed to sell items in exchange for Merit?

[Thirdspace]

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

yeah... I think there is a big interest in such bitcointalk merchandises
I'm pretty sure apparel stuff would sell the best and would help for gaining attention on bitcoin/bitcointalk
btw... where's the hat? I don't see any bitcointalk's hat
so I take it that you give permission for people to use 'bitcointalk.org' name to make profit on merchs

[JayJuanGee]

Sadly, we ran out of our stock of zero items. So everyone gets a full refund:

Code:

~snip

Credit to Halab for the idea and Xal0lex for the photoshops.

I'm probably not going to create any real bitcointalk.org merch anytime soon (except for the collectible coin idea), but if anyone else wants to sell such things, feel free.

It was a fun idea theymos but I wanted my damn pencils!

I'll be hoping someone runs with this idea and starts selling the merch, as long as I can pay with merit I'm happy LOL.

Is it allowed to sell items in exchange for Merit?

Of course, merit sources would be prohibited from exchanging merits for anything of value. 

Strictly speaking non-merit source members would not be prohibited, but might receive negative trust or some other form of scowling from other members.

[theymos]

so I take it that you give permission for people to use 'bitcointalk.org' name to make profit on merchs

Yes, just don't characterize it as "official".

[cabalism13]

so I take it that you give permission for people to use 'bitcointalk.org' name to make profit on merchs

Yes, just don't characterize it as "official".

So can I start making those condoms for real?
(Thinking of what should be the flavor of that)

[Halab]

Rather than suggesting this April fool's day, I wonder if I shouldn't get into the condom industry. It looks like it has a strong potential .

[Mux@]

Rather than suggesting this April fool's day, I wonder if I shouldn't get into the condom industry. It looks like it has a strong potential .

The main thing is that the potential was the buyers. Otherwise, they will not need this purchase)))

[BayAreaCoins]

Rather than suggesting this April fool's day, I wonder if I shouldn't get into the condom industry. It looks like it has a strong potential .

Sex sells.

[icopress]

Next time make the assortment wider. 
T-shirts for miners, hodlers and members of the forum.

[LoyceV]

So can I start making those condoms for real?

They're pretty cheap in large quantities, but for condoms I wouldn't trust some random internet brand.
Pencils are risk free, and can be custom made even cheaper.

[OgNasty]

So can I start making those condoms for real?

They're pretty cheap in large quantities, but for condoms I wouldn't trust some random internet brand.
Pencils are risk free, and can be custom made even cheaper.

Maybe finger condoms for when we have to respond to trolls on this forum.

[hilariousandco]

So can I start making those condoms for real?

They're pretty cheap in large quantities, but for condoms I wouldn't trust some random internet brand.
Pencils are risk free, and can be custom made even cheaper.

Maybe finger condoms for when we have to respond to trolls on this forum.

. Can we get a brain condom for when we have to read posts by cryptohunter? Maybe bitcointalk branded tin foil hats would be a good idea.

[JayJuanGee]

So can I start making those condoms for real?

They're pretty cheap in large quantities, but for condoms I wouldn't trust some random internet brand.
Pencils are risk free, and can be custom made even cheaper.

Maybe finger condoms for when we have to respond to trolls on this forum.

. Can we get a brain condom for when we have to read posts by cryptohunter? Maybe bitcointalk branded tin foil hats would be a good idea.

Anyone who has 5 or more posts in the flat earth thread supporting the proposition that the earth is flat (prior to the announcement of the award) receives a free deluxe version of the bitcointalk branded tin foil hat... with extra super bandwidth protectiveness built in.

[El duderino_]

I'm expecting 19 pencils now! 

me just one or that green dildo