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It would also be funny if it was noted that " You got 24 hours to submit all the required information or your account will be deactivated/deleted" along with a realtime timer. I wonder how many users would react to that so sudden. Anyways, it's a good April Fools Joke, Theymos. I flinched a bit from that.
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Lauda
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"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks" 😼 Bitcoin Core ( onion)
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Rooivalk
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April 01, 2019, 06:02:11 AM |
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I did not find "Lesbian trapped in a mans body" as a sexual orientation choice?
Why not???
It just occurred to me that there should be a thread with the archives of the past ones as I can't remember some and would like to see what came before.
but there is a "Attack helicopter"! Danm, it's made especially for me.
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April 01, 2019, 06:03:17 AM |
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April 01, 2019, 06:04:11 AM |
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Mitchell
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April 01, 2019, 06:05:34 AM |
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Please accept my KYC oh glorious leader. I need to feed many mouths.
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April 01, 2019, 06:05:37 AM Last edit: April 01, 2019, 02:54:42 PM by o_e_l_e_o |
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Edit: What are the chances I post 3 seconds after Mitchell and I get his awesomeness tag?
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April 01, 2019, 06:06:20 AM Last edit: April 01, 2019, 06:26:29 AM by halyavshik |
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omg, KYC almost here look my selfy:
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Mitchell
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April 01, 2019, 06:06:29 AM |
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Looking good sir! Glad that you've verified for all to see.
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Kell2011
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April 01, 2019, 06:07:14 AM |
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Haha was getting a Little panicky then till I seen this
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This is the real me
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jojo69
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This is not some pseudoeconomic post-modern Libertarian cult, it's an un-led, crowd-sourced mega startup organized around mutual self-interest where problems, whether of the theoretical or purely practical variety, are treated as temporary and, ultimately, solvable. Censorship of e-gold was easy. Censorship of Bitcoin will be… entertaining.
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izanagi narukami
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April 01, 2019, 06:10:38 AM Last edit: April 01, 2019, 01:13:05 PM by izanagi narukami |
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Don't look into my eyes
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roycilik
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April 01, 2019, 06:15:08 AM |
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I'm super saiyan Damnnn your are the real satoshi
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April 01, 2019, 06:15:32 AM |
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OK, I have filled the KYC form with utmost accuracy. I have given my RL name, the address I am residing, my income, my job etc etc. Nothing is fake and has been proven true many a times, and I assume theymos or his KYC team verify that and get back. If you people are coming to my home for additional verification and if I am not there, I would probably be in the J. P. Wynne High School. I am a chemistry teacher, and you can come there and visit me. I am at school right now, and this is a picture of mine taken by my students. Thank you and hope I get verified sooner.
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nullCoiner
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April 01, 2019, 06:15:44 AM Merited by cabalism13 (12) |
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JayJuanGee
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April 01, 2019, 06:15:47 AM Last edit: April 01, 2019, 07:18:37 AM by JayJuanGee Merited by LFC_Bitcoin (1), Raja_MBZ (1) |
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Per your requirement(s) I filled out that stupid-ass form.. hard to take you seriously anymore, thermos!!!!!!.. I am becoming disgruntled about the level of hoops that peeps around here (including me) have to jump through, just to enjoy our lives!!!!!!!! Please provide me with special, extra and extended verification based on this photo of me. Not one of my proudest of moments, but at least the resolution is decent and I vouch for the accuracy of it, too.
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1) Self-Custody is a right. There is no such thing as "non-custodial" or "un-hosted." 2) ESG, KYC & AML are attack-vectors on Bitcoin to be avoided or minimized. 3) How much alt (shit)coin diversification is necessary? if you are into Bitcoin, then 0%......if you cannot control your gambling, then perhaps limit your alt(shit)coin exposure to less than 10% of your bitcoin size...Put BTC here: bc1q49wt0ddnj07wzzp6z7affw9ven7fztyhevqu9k
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April 01, 2019, 06:17:13 AM |
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You should change your personal text to "Verified bear", not as current one "Verified awesomeness". Your icon and personal text should match each other.
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Mitchell
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April 01, 2019, 06:19:43 AM |
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You should change your personal text to "Verified bear", not as current one "Verified awesomeness". Your icon and personal text should match each other. I'll make sure to complain to the board so that they change my verified tag. This is unacceptable!
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April 01, 2019, 06:20:04 AM |
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That’s me
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