The "Church"(call it whatever you want) of Bitcoin

[TimeBits]

Omg, this post is attracting my fingers to give merits   but I can't as this post is not contributing anything to the community. but I fully agree with all the rules (especially the FREETHENIPPLES2019 one). we should have a Church of Bitcoin that is necessary.

Well the community is contributing to itself, But if we do recognize ourselves as a "religion", we by pass many laws, such as tax. I have to claim all my bitcoin on my taxes here in Canada, not anymore. They also cannot ban us from holding bitcoins, just like some religions can take a sword onto a plane.

We can also make it so we don`t have to wear helmets when we ride a motorcycle if we wanted. (not that I think this is a good idea, I would vote no towards a bill like that for safety reasons)

[TimeBits]

Omg, this post is attracting my fingers to give merits   but I can't as this post is not contributing anything to the community. but I fully agree with all the rules (especially the FREETHENIPPLES2019 one). we should have a Church of Bitcoin that is necessary.

to stop unenlightened people like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYaxCAd_2w (notice his stumble at 7 seconds) So no matter what they say, we can possess bitcoin.

[TheGodson]

The church needs to be decentralized! Decentralize the church!

Also, beware of false prophets (Craig Wright). And, beware of false profits (US dollar).


Holy Satoshi we worship your excellence. Though we may struggle to do what is right by putting all our earnings into Bitcoin, we still exhalt your name. It is easy to go down the dark path of dollar, euro, or yen. Give us the strength so that we may be your servants and overcome all the nay sayers and temptation of false moneys. In your genesis block we pray. Amen.

[TimeBits]

The church needs to be decentralized! Decentralize the church!

Also, beware of false prophets (Craig Wright). And, beware of false profits (US dollar).


Holy Satoshi we worship your excellence. Though we may struggle to do what is right by putting all our earnings into Bitcoin, we still exhalt your name. It is easy to go down the dark path of dollar, euro, or yen. Give us the strength so that we may be your servants and overcome all the nay sayers and temptation of false moneys. In your genesis block we pray. Amen.

Yes do not listen to false profits and profits

"I" or a "you"
two gender pronouns needed "I" "YOU"
Light speed fellow being, In your genesis block we pray.   Amanawoman Godson

should we say YOUI OR IYOU? after each prayer, ah whatever just say whatever you want just give respect to the all mighty creators creation Satoshi and the Creator itself.

[TimeBits]

please all position yourself however you want for the 4:20pm my time song, you don`t need to listen to it if you don`t want to either that is fine as well. If we could have members who know sign language come to the front and transfer the data for the deaf people, that would be great!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs  

[Lizzylove1]

This write up is trying to make a mockery of Christianity, which is bad, some jokes can be said without mentioning Jesus or using his acted pictures. Maybe you should consider the gravity of this and do some edit. Thanks and God bless. 

[TheGodson]

This write up is trying to make a mockery of Christianity, which is bad, some jokes can be said without mentioning Jesus or using his acted pictures. Maybe you should consider the gravity of this and do some edit. Thanks and God bless. 

If you are without sin Lizzylove1, then I welcome you to cast a stone at OP. Otherwise, peace in thy tabernacle.

[TimeBits]

This write up is trying to make a mockery of Christianity, which is bad, some jokes can be said without mentioning Jesus or using his acted pictures. Maybe you should consider the gravity of this and do some edit. Thanks and God bless.  

I was born and raised a Christian, I was baptized, attended communion...  Then in grade 11 I learned world religions, I studied all of them, I was not very fond that I went to a christian grade school and high school I wish at a earlier age I could of came up with my own opinions but hey what can you do. Then I became my own religiousness faith, I stopped believing in what others said and believed in myself and made my thoughts and theories on the matter, I mean if you can`t make up your own mind on what you believe in, are you even a real player in this game of life? You might as well be a NPC. This is not meant to be a mockery or anything, come on there is worse "mockery's" all over main stream news. I have respect for all peoples faith`s. Please don`t take it to serious it is a joke, but not a joke.

There is no gravity to have mass in it, but the masses themselves.
I agree I could word stuff a lot better, I am a "millennial" as main stream news portrays us, which really just means we were born inbetween 1981-1996, feel free to create a poll to change anything and all members of the Church will vote on your poll to change anything I said or posted, I never made that image btw either, But I think it is hilarious. If it offends you I am truly sorry I am not here to make anyone angry. I do not force you to read this text or look at these images, feel free to read another book and believe in whatever you want to. I want willing participants who have their eyes open to join, not force people to join. You can keep whatever faith you currently have and join as well. I want real people who have self awareness, not programmed bots, but open AI which is natural AI.

We do not discriminate here, just fiat we eliminate.

You can use this to create any poll https://www.strawpoll.me/ until it is built into Bitcoin2.0 to voice your concerns, in the masses the masses will vote on it and if 51% agree we go with it! 50-50 we repoll, 50-50 again we repoll, 50-50 again? The Genesis block flips a coin that is 100% 50-50 and our fate is led by the genesis block.

Creator Bless you to. Have a wonderful day.

[TimeBits]

read this to learn more what this "church" (call it whatever you want)   
    chapel
    mosque
    parish
    sanctuary
    shrine
    synagogue
    temple
    abbey
    basilica
    bethel
    cathedral
    chancel
    chantry
    fold
    minster
    mission
    oratory
    tabernacle
    Lord's house
    house of God
    house of prayer
    house of worship
    sacellum

 is all about https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5141142.0

[TimeBits]

You are truly one of the best philosopher this world has even seen, I got to give you credit.

I don`t want credit, I want people to make their own at a fair rate, like I have done with my work and time, thanks tho.  

[pixie85]

I like the idea and hope somebody will find the courage to at least try to register the church of bitcoin. We had a flying spaghetti monster church so why not the church of satoshi or something like that.

Aren't you worried that if they prove that satoshi was really the CIA or NSA or worse a group of Indian hackers it will all be a shock to your believers?

[TimeBits]

I like the idea and hope somebody will find the courage to at least try to register the church of bitcoin. We had a flying spaghetti monster church so why not the church of satoshi or something like that.

Aren't you worried that if they prove that satoshi was really the CIA or NSA or worse a group of Indian hackers it will all be a shock to your believers?

No, whoever it was, it does not matter, what matters is the future and blockchain/bitcoin itself. You can`t change the past only accept it. There is no present other than that it is a present, we can`t even perceive it because of the speed of light and sound of our brain signals but the future we can change.

If somehow they proved KOKO created it, I would accept it and even if KOKO was still alive to give her earned bitcoins to her gorilla friends, I accept that, Well deserved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVuNTiqHys0

comment:
Bryan Anderson
4 months ago
"Dam, you know global warming is bad when a gorilla tells people to stop screwing earth over"

LMFAO

[Oilacris]

Among with the commandments I do just follow these two.

4. Thou shall have equal rights for shirt wearing FREETHENIPPLE2019

10. Thou shall smile

religious people wouldn't really like that image afterall.I bet on that.

[TimeBits]

Among with the commandments I do just follow these two.

4. Thou shall have equal rights for shirt wearing FREETHENIPPLE2019

10. Thou shall smile

religious people wouldn't really like that image afterall.I bet on that.

deleted, I will always remember tho, for those who were wondering what picture was in question. Who may have missed the polls, that was taken in the blockcode.
https://news.bitcoin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Jes.jpg

[TimeBits]

next up on public jam radio, timebits has queued up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GIxQfFLeRU

People can still have possessions but know nothing belongs to us, it is all creators, not satoshi but the creator who created satoshi to create and created everything before that. I don`t even own my own thoughts I don`t think, maybe? I dunno. I know if I created a creation I would want it to have its own thoughts, and be willing to join me, not forced to.

People can still believe in what they want to believe in and have a religion if they want so long as the religion abides by the blockchaincode (which is created by everyone), we should not have double standard like posted at the very top of this op. I mean why do I have to wear a helmet? I mean I want to because I know safety is pretty cool thing, but if were going to let one group of people not wear helmets we need to let all.

[TimeBits]

ok my last post for awhile, I am leaving this here it is for my blockTimecapsule for future generations to read or the blockMemory, put it on my blockObituary

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray to Creator its soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray to Creator its soul to take.


cya you all later, remember to have a great day!

[TimeBits]

Your topic is really ridiculous. I want to join the Bitcoin church. I have great respect, devotion, and love for Jesus Christ. I do not have any problem when such a church is formed, I can happily go to church. And I can respect Jesus Christ

download the bitcoin core wallet found here https://bitcoin.org/en/choose-your-wallet  You have been accepted, Congratulations you are free!

remember to follow the bitcoin core rules.

now a message from brother Bobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fArgCaFb1c

[LUCKMCFLY]

What next? A priest/pope a leads reformation which give birth to The Church of Bitcoin Cash?

P.S. Since you mention IRS, have you submit application of The Church of Bitcoin to IRS?

This would be a bad joke for those who are religious person,
This is like worshipping money .

Then you haven't heard of those religion :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary_Church_of_Kopimism

And both of them are acknowledged by government

I live in Canada, also as a member of the Bitcoin Church we don`t have to answer to anyone other than the Bitcoincode.

If Flying Spaghetti Monster can be a church, the church of bitcoin can be one.

If such religions exist, how can they maintain a status in society? Well, it does not sound bad to have anything more than a fondness for money, but it's really new to see that similar organizations exist in Canada, but I do not see it as bad, it's a very good way to attract people to the market. bitcoin and therefore more followers, investors and speculators is totally viable and produces an improvement in our bitcoin based economy.

And what do they do with the cases of non-believers? Are Bitcoin granted to them to believe that this is real?

[TimeBits]

And what do they do with the cases of non-believers? Are Bitcoin granted to them to believe that this is real?

Bitcoin is separate from the The Church of Bitcoin, non believers do not get free pizza on tuesday, they are not allowed to show their tits in public if female, they are not under the law of the bitcoin code, they are not tax exempt, they have to submit to police brutality, oppression, and much more, they may even have their bitcoins taken from them. (by the U.S) according to Mr.PeeWee Sherman it seems that is where they are trying to do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYaxCAd_2w you can see his slip up at 7 seconds.

[TimeBits]

now a passage from brother Bill, all position yourself however you would like please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg