I'd like to take some time and thank everyone who has helped me with this project so far.
I would like to give a special thanks to my girlfriend who has been keeping my friends company while I have been busy at my desk 'playing on my computer'. She says she loves me so it must be true even though all my friends wear the same shade of lipstick as she does. Go figure?
I would like to give a special thanks to my mom who leaves a tray of left-over food at the top of the basement stairs every Tuesday and Friday evenings. Your cooking is the best mom!
I would also like to take a moment and thank my dad who kicks the tray of food down the stairs and yells, "When the fuck are you going to pick up this shit and get a haircut and get a real job you bum?" Dad, your words of wisdom and encouragement will always inspire me.
Finally, I would also like to thank my government for all their help and support with education, business and economic development programs made available to people like me. Without your assistance I would not be able to flounder in such a glorious cesspool of debt and misopportunity.
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