How to be a "Faketoshi", better than any other "Faketoshi" !?!

[BitcoinFX]

How to be a "Faketoshi", better than any other "Faketoshi" !?! ... here goes nothing ...


1. Prove your a Bitcoin OG by posting a genuine Signed and Verifiable message ... Bitcoin is "Financial Cryptography" software, after all ...

Verifying my (old) zero balance wallet address for blockchain research etc.,
- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4630066

EDIT (additional): Note that CSW has not actually completed the above step successfully for any claimed 'Satoshi' wallet or address (to date).

and provide additional historical source(s), for the lolz ...

Re: Welcome to the new Bitcoin forum!
- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5.msg188#msg188


2. Sign a 'faked' message from the Bitcoin Genesis Block address i.e. Block 0 (like a proper Diva!) ...

Genesis block ...
- https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Genesis_block

1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5SLmv7DivfNa

db53b15e2eb3a025585012972714b237e25cefc25873d83fa3621e20b38e2604

Code:

db53b15e2eb3a025585012972714b237e25cefc25873d83fa3621e20b38e2604

736d3acd985bc71d50eea50f33cce804c3baa4808e3eb4b92d21cf321b66dda

Code:

736d3acd985bc71d50eea50f33cce804c3baa4808e3eb4b92d21cf321b66dda

4e292868762ae022e1d8c0127d5d08feae275f824f12263124b10ea927773f72

Code:

4e292868762ae022e1d8c0127d5d08feae275f824f12263124b10ea927773f72

~ Nope. I have no idea what that actually says either ...

although, it might say something like this ...

"Time To Hello, World?  Timechain, Block-lock Genesis." - SWIM - (Note the double  space after the ? to add some 'authenticity').

or perhaps ...

"The Times 28/May/2019 Surge in car thefts as electronic keys make them too easy to steal" - SWIM


3. Create a fork from a fork of the original Bitcoin ... and then claim it's the only "Real Bitcoin" ...

... I know let's call it "Bitcoin BS" or something - SWIM


4. Next we should try to add our own (additional) Copyright (perhaps not), oops ...

Copyright Registrations Do Not Recognize Craig Wright As Satoshi Nakamoto ...
- https://cointelegraph.com/news/copyright-registrations-do-not-recognize-craig-wright-as-satoshi-nakamoto

Actual (original) Bitcoin (bitcoin.org) is Open Source MIT license ...

"Satoshi released bitcoin under MIT license https://opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php"
- https://twitter.com/stacyherbert/status/1130920669867331586

So, let's try to do that a bit better, because you know, Open Source rocks! etc., - SWIM ...

... "Help others attribute you!" and "When we share, everyone wins" - Creative Commons - https://creativecommons.org ...

Example ...
 

Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System by Satoshi Nakamoto Copyright (c) 2009 under MIT license and 2019 is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/.
Based on a work at https://sourceforge.net/projects/bitcoin.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at https://opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php.

... - SWIM
 
Have a web page?
Copy this code to let your visitors know! ...

Code:

<a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"><img alt="Creative Commons License" style="border-width:0" src="https://i.creativecommons.org/l/by/4.0/88x31.png" /></a><br /><span xmlns:dct="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" property="dct:title">Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System</span> by <a xmlns:cc="http://creativecommons.org/ns#" href="https://bitcoin.org" property="cc:attributionName" rel="cc:attributionURL">Satoshi Nakamoto Copyright (c) 2009 under MIT license and 2019</a> is licensed under a <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.<br />Based on a work at <a xmlns:dct="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" href="https://sourceforge.net/projects/bitcoin" rel="dct:source">https://sourceforge.net/projects/bitcoin</a>.<br />Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at <a xmlns:cc="http://creativecommons.org/ns#" href="https://opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php" rel="cc:morePermissions">https://opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php</a>.

5. Finally, fake 'Sign' this message with the 'Satoshi' PGP key (which again 'proves' absolutely nothing), but hey it looks really cool! ...

0x5ec948a1

All the Best

Satoshin

P.S. #SushiNoTomato - Thanks!

 

...

References / Further (essential) reading ...

Extraordinary Satoshi Claims ...
- http://hackingdistributed.com/2016/05/02/extraordinary-satoshi-claims/

Op Ed: How Many Wrongs Make a Wright? ...
- https://bitcoinmagazine.com/articles/op-ed-how-many-wrongs-make-wright/

 

Additional ...
Hatsune Miku - World Is Mine ~ Project DIVA Live - *Shrugs*
- https://youtu.be/O17f3lB7BFY

[AB de Royse777]

Thank you for the excellent tutorial. Now we will see Faketoshis all around in fact I am considering to be one :-P

[BitcoinFX]

Thank you for the excellent tutorial. Now we will see Faketoshis all around in fact I am considering to be one :-P

Welcome! This link will probably prove to be very useful on your quest ...

- https://albacore.io/faketoshi

 

[AB de Royse777]

Welcome! This link will probably prove to be very useful on your quest ...

- https://albacore.io/faketoshi

 

Okay this was easier than I thought LOL

Code:

690d213b9acaae487775c137e7e4795996932ee36c22f7195df90a062dac3564

Code:

da1ac23e5ffa9c90854c07dbc15f728ee88d111790a6abf9eb192014561610f4

Code:

c6c8b3d5a30858040135580e1d5b2c5d04ee0e2b7b1a931f6d920744fde365e

Now I am off to patent my whitepaper and code. The fees are $35, isn't it?

[BitcoinFX]

Welcome! This link will probably prove to be very useful on your quest ...

- https://albacore.io/faketoshi

  

Okay this was easier than I thought LOL

Code:

690d213b9acaae487775c137e7e4795996932ee36c22f7195df90a062dac3564

Code:

da1ac23e5ffa9c90854c07dbc15f728ee88d111790a6abf9eb192014561610f4

Code:

c6c8b3d5a30858040135580e1d5b2c5d04ee0e2b7b1a931f6d920744fde365e

Now I am off to patent my whitepaper and code. The fees are $35, isn't it?

Easy, right ...

The US Copyright Office will charge you that $35, yes, however ...

“In a case in which a work is registered under a pseudonym, the Copyright Office does not investigate whether there is a provable connection between the claimant and the pseudonymous author.”

- https://cointelegraph.com/news/staking-claim-on-bitcoin-does-craig-wrights-copyright-filing-hold-legal-merit

Moreover, if you were to use Creative Commons, then it wouldn't cost you a single cent. Although, it's perhaps more akin to a 'licensed' version of copyleft.

[snowblack]

Haha, Funny man. Thanks for your fully instruction. But how can we find the real Satoshi when there are many Satoshi Nakamoto in the world  =))

[Ailmand]

Is there any benefit that people could gain through faking Satoshi? I wonder why some people are exerting and effort to pretend as if they're really Satoshi. They're just making fun of themselves to be honest. Satoshi is someone who deserves our respect so I don't think faking his identity is right.

[XCANA]

Haha, Funny man. Thanks for your fully instruction. But how can we find the real Satoshi when there are many Satoshi Nakamoto in the world  =))

Common sense mate, you can find him/her among the faketoshi hahahaha, this thread has just made my day, "How to be a "Faketoshi", better than any other "Faketoshi" !?!" nice composition. Maybe i will definitely head to my abandon whitepaper for years now on how to prove my case as the one and only "Faketoshi".  

[Genemind]

I like your sense of humour, Op but I don't think if you're serious or not. It just sounds funny that you know how to fake Satoshi in a competitive attitude. Do you think another Faketoshi has than the same strategy?
How did you know it? Have you done it before?   

[BitcoinFX]

Is there any benefit that people could gain through faking Satoshi? I wonder why some people are exerting and effort to pretend as if they're really Satoshi. They're just making fun of themselves to be honest. Satoshi is someone who deserves our respect so I don't think faking his identity is right.

This is the point I'm making here ... One cannot 'fake' actual cryptographic proof of Satoshi's wallets and/or keys.

To this date no one has provided any definitive proof of being Satoshi Nakamoto, whatsoever.

Bitcoin is Financial Cryptography software. Satoshi can prove identity cryptographically, without due legal process or unlawful circumvention.

Don't trust, Sign and Verify.

If anyone reading does not fully understand this - learn how to use Bitcoin properly!


Additional ...

"Punk steals bus, hits five on wild ride" ... - SWIM
- https://youtu.be/jO5VV5PISHU

and

"--the vultures are (still) circling:" ... - SWIM
- https://youtu.be/O_WLw_0DFQQ

*NSFW*
- https://steemit.com/story/@charlieshrem/could-this-letter-hold-the-key-to-satoshi-s-wallet-a-letter-form-marcel-mellish-to-charlie-shrem

  

[bhabygrim]

Haha, Funny man. Thanks for your fully instruction. But how can we find the real Satoshi when there are many Satoshi Nakamoto in the world  =))

I think the point of this is not to find the real one.
Besides let's just respect Satoshi's decision Satoshi wants to be anonymous,
That is why Satoshi leave's everything behind ,But to be honest I don't really think Satoshi really leave maybe Satoshi is also in this forum just using a new name to keep intouch with his/her creation.

[o_e_l_e_o]

Is there any benefit that people could gain through faking Satoshi?

They could pump their trash altcoin 100% in a few hours so then they can make a profit by ripping off all the unfortunate newbies who don't understand just how much of a scammer and fraud they are.

It's all about personal gain and glory with CSW. He is the very antithesis of Satoshi.

[BitcoinFX]

Is there any benefit that people could gain through faking Satoshi?

They could pump their trash altcoin 100% in a few hours so then they can make a profit by ripping off all the unfortunate newbies who don't understand just how much of a scammer and fraud they are.

It's all about personal gain and glory with CSW. He is the very antithesis of Satoshi.

Indeed. We were warned about such "high place liars!" - SWIM

- https://twitter.com/JimmyWinMedia/status/1133382143529373698

So, now they must ... "Put Up or Shut Up" !?! - SWIM

 

[tmfp]

Is there any benefit that people could gain through faking Satoshi?

They could pump their trash altcoin 100% in a few hours so then they can make a profit by ripping off all the unfortunate newbies who don't understand just how much of a scammer and fraud they are.

Example today: from Twitter



According to the comments, this translates roughly as

CSW transferred 50k BTC from the biggest BTC wallet to Binance, which confirmed he is the real Satoshi. As such CZ will re-list BSV and make an official apology on Twitter

Complete bollocks, but one thing the Chinese do well is FOMO, so SV does this



Oh and guess what, the CoinGeek circle jerk starts today........with a billion dollar fake tweet; quite apt, really.
 

[Theb]

After just reading the first step I immediately think off the OG Faketoshi and that is Craig “I'll Sue Roger Ver with a Libel Case” Wright. Ver has debunked his signed messages saying he's Satoshi and he still insists that Roger Ver is saying slanderous things against him. He might be the best Faketoshi to date but I do think another person can do better than him aside from having a copyright claim with BTC's whitepaper and providing fake signed messages.

[CryptoBry]

This is excellently entertaining post but is seriously reminding us that claiming to be the real Satoshi Nakamoto is easy but proving to be not fake well that is another story. What is amazing is that someone is continually claiming to be the real deal but could not prove even an iota of evidence hence the Fake Satoshi title on his forehead.

@BitcoinFX you are truly a legendary beyond compare...am not thinking of maybe claiming that it is you who is the real Satoshi guy we are looking for.

[BitcoinFX]

Is there any benefit that people could gain through faking Satoshi?

They could pump their trash altcoin 100% in a few hours so then they can make a profit by ripping off all the unfortunate newbies who don't understand just how much of a scammer and fraud they are.

Example today: from Twitter



According to the comments, this translates roughly as

CSW transferred 50k BTC from the biggest BTC wallet to Binance, which confirmed he is the real Satoshi. As such CZ will re-list BSV and make an official apology on Twitter

Complete bollocks, but one thing the Chinese do well is FOMO, so SV does this



Oh and guess what, the CoinGeek circle jerk starts today........with a billion dollar fake tweet; quite apt, really.
 

Indeed.

Bitcoin SV is on fire :O Up +45% in the last few our, what's up? just another pump and dump?

"Market Manipulation Detected" - SWIM ...

... snip ...

"We've invented a P2P 'cash' system that stores everything ... everything, geez, where the hell are you going to store that ... erm, well most certainly not everywhere?" - sounds like un-Bitcoin to me ... - SWIM

- https://youtu.be/RkEXGgdqMz8

Put up or shut up! - SWIM

  

[BitcoinFX]

This is excellently entertaining post but is seriously reminding us that claiming to be the real Satoshi Nakamoto is easy but proving to be not fake well that is another story. What is amazing is that someone is continually claiming to be the real deal but could not prove even an iota of evidence hence the Fake Satoshi title on his forehead.

@BitcoinFX you are truly a legendary beyond compare...am not thinking of maybe claiming that it is you who is the real Satoshi guy we are looking for.

Thank you! TBH I'm not important at all. I'm also 100% not Satoshi Nakamoto, but I was here when Satoshi was ...

Perhaps we see 'Satoshi' now ? ...

"Finding Satoshi" ...

BTCe like ...

- https://youtu.be/1VFuHj9_Tgw

 

EDIT:

I'll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all
Find out who ya call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout ("average acceptable wait time 10 mins." !?! - SWIM)
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd ("probably rat poison squared," - do enlighten us further Mr. Buffett ?!? - SWIM)

- https://youtu.be/yuTMWgOduFM

- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5138647.msg50979366#msg50979366

#MERKY

[BeManga]

How to be a "Faketoshi", better than any other "Faketoshi" !?! ... here goes nothing ...


1. Prove your a Bitcoin OG by posting a genuine Signed and Verifiable message ... Bitcoin is "Financial Cryptography" software, after all ...

Verifying my (old) zero balance wallet address for blockchain research etc.,
- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4630066

and provide additional source(s), for the lolz ...

Re: Welcome to the new Bitcoin forum!
- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5.msg188#msg188


2. Sign a 'faked' message from the Bitcoin Genesis Block address i.e. Block 0 (like a proper Diva!) ...

Genesis block ...
- https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Genesis_block

1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5SLmv7DivfNa

db53b15e2eb3a025585012972714b237e25cefc25873d83fa3621e20b38e2604

Code:

db53b15e2eb3a025585012972714b237e25cefc25873d83fa3621e20b38e2604

736d3acd985bc71d50eea50f33cce804c3baa4808e3eb4b92d21cf321b66dda

Code:

736d3acd985bc71d50eea50f33cce804c3baa4808e3eb4b92d21cf321b66dda

4e292868762ae022e1d8c0127d5d08feae275f824f12263124b10ea927773f72

Code:

4e292868762ae022e1d8c0127d5d08feae275f824f12263124b10ea927773f72

~ Nope. I have no idea what that actually says either ...

although, it might say something like this ...

"Time To Hello, World?  Timechain, Block-lock Genesis." - SWIM - (Note the double  space after the ? to add some 'authenticity').

or perhaps ...

"The Times 28/May/2019 Surge in car thefts as electronic keys make them too easy to steal" - SWIM


3. Create a fork from a fork of the original Bitcoin ... and then claim it's the only "Real Bitcoin" ...

... I know let's call it "Bitcoin BS" or something - SWIM


4. Next we should try to add our own (additional) Copyright (perhaps not), oops ...

Copyright Registrations Do Not Recognize Craig Wright As Satoshi Nakamoto ...
- https://cointelegraph.com/news/copyright-registrations-do-not-recognize-craig-wright-as-satoshi-nakamoto

Actual (original) Bitcoin (bitcoin.org) is Open Source MIT license ...

"Satoshi released bitcoin under MIT license https://opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php"
- https://twitter.com/stacyherbert/status/1130920669867331586

So, let's try to do that a bit better, because you know, Open Source rocks! etc., - SWIM ...

... "Help others attribute you!" and "When we share, everyone wins" - Creative Commons - https://creativecommons.org ...

Example ...
 

Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System by Satoshi Nakamoto Copyright (c) 2009 under MIT license and 2019 is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/.
Based on a work at https://sourceforge.net/projects/bitcoin.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at https://opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php.

... - SWIM
 
Have a web page?
Copy this code to let your visitors know! ...

Code:

<a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"><img alt="Creative Commons License" style="border-width:0" src="https://i.creativecommons.org/l/by/4.0/88x31.png" /></a><br /><span xmlns:dct="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" property="dct:title">Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System</span> by <a xmlns:cc="http://creativecommons.org/ns#" href="https://bitcoin.org" property="cc:attributionName" rel="cc:attributionURL">Satoshi Nakamoto Copyright (c) 2009 under MIT license and 2019</a> is licensed under a <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.<br />Based on a work at <a xmlns:dct="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" href="https://sourceforge.net/projects/bitcoin" rel="dct:source">https://sourceforge.net/projects/bitcoin</a>.<br />Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at <a xmlns:cc="http://creativecommons.org/ns#" href="https://opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php" rel="cc:morePermissions">https://opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php</a>.

5. Finally, fake 'Sign' this message with the 'Satoshi' PGP key (which again 'proves' absolutely nothing), but hey it looks really cool! ...

0x5ec948a1

All the Best

Satoshin

P.S. #SushiNoTomato - Thanks!

 

...

References / Further (essential) reading ...

Extraordinary Satoshi Claims ...
- http://hackingdistributed.com/2016/05/02/extraordinary-satoshi-claims/

Op Ed: How Many Wrongs Make a Wright? ...
- https://bitcoinmagazine.com/articles/op-ed-how-many-wrongs-make-wright/

 

Additional ...
Hatsune Miku - World Is Mine ~ Project DIVA Live - *Shrugs*
- https://youtu.be/O17f3lB7BFY

everyone can claim to be satoshi but proving is not that easy
those faketoshi is making himself look like stupid they think he is the only one who can do that
by the way its a good thing to read something like this once in a while 

[BitcoinFX]

Is there any benefit that people could gain through faking Satoshi? I wonder why some people are exerting and effort to pretend as if they're really Satoshi. They're just making fun of themselves to be honest. Satoshi is someone who deserves our respect so I don't think faking his identity is right.

This is the point I'm making here ... One cannot 'fake' actual cryptographic proof of Satoshi's wallets and/or keys.

To this date no one has provided any definitive proof of being Satoshi Nakamoto, whatsoever.

Bitcoin is Financial Cryptography software. Satoshi can prove identity cryptographically, without due legal process or unlawful circumvention.

Don't trust, Sign and Verify.

If anyone reading does not fully understand this - learn how to use Bitcoin properly!

... snip ...

Hey Bloomberg and bnnbloomberg.ca ...

- https://twitter.com/BNNBloomberg/status/1133831635189796864

- https://twitter.com/CalvinAyre/status/1133840105049870336

Do you do journalistic fact-checking before broadcasting? See above ...  

oops ...

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fact-checking

Canadian Broadcast Standards Council - Complaints ...
- https://www.cbsc.ca/make-a-complaint/

News Media Canada - Consumer Complaints ...
- https://nmc-mic.ca/about-newspapers/press-complaints/

...

#PROBLEM *NSFW*
- https://youtu.be/9ClYy0MxsU0