Do you Find Cats annoying? (Almost killed mine)

[cosmofly]

I used to have a cat many years ago, however its constant demand for food, the fact it kept going under my feet almost tripping me and killing me a couple of times and its general low intelligence annoyed me so much.

Once i was petting it on my lap and it attacked me and scratched me real bad for no reason (i started to bleed), i got so pissed i flung it across the room and it crash landed on the side of the fridge and into the floor it started to run away i chased it into the toilet, closed the door picked up the shower head, turn the tap full power and sprayed the cat with water, it kept running around the toilet screaming but i didn't stop spraying it with water until the cat stopped moving  

That day i decided that i'm not a cat person and its probably best that i never own cats ever.

I now have an awesome dog, German shep. Dogs are sooo much better, My Girlfriend loves my Shep and she takes him for walks every other day, you can never do that with a cat!

anyone else agree and have similar experiences ?

[Addie]

Dogs > Cats

[Remember remember the 5th of November]

I have a cat. I was just cuddling it and then let it go, but it scratched my nipple with it's back paw's razor sharp nail. Still feeling the pain after 1 hour. This happened like 1 hour ago.

The pain was intolerable.

HOWEVER, still a cat person.

[Kenshin]

Dogs > Cats

Ferrets > Dogs > Cats

[cosmofly]

I have a cat. I was just cuddling it and then let it go, but it scratched my nipple with it's back paw's razor sharp nail. Still feeling the pain after 1 hour. This happened like 1 hour ago.

The pain was intolerable.

HOWEVER, still a cat person.

God damn cats

try my method, it works

[Addie]

Dogs > Cats

Ferrets > Dogs > Cats

Turtles > Ferrets > Dogs > Cats

[zeeshanblc]

I have cats but they urinate me two times and I say goodbye to them and give them a rest. Now I have dogs so much better than cats.

[serje]

Did someone said nipple in this thread? 

[Remember remember the 5th of November]

Did someone said nipple in this thread? 

Yes, someone did say that. But I am a male, so better not get any strange ideas

Something else I forgot to add was, my cat puked about three times in the span of 2 days. Twice on the bed and another today when I had gotten home.

[E.exchanger]

I have a labrador  atm but i wish i can tame a Neapolitan Mastiff that's my fav dog !!!  

[TheButterZone]

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/03/aggravated_cat_is_subdued_by_p.html

[serje]

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/03/aggravated_cat_is_subdued_by_p.html

OMFG! I can't believe this is real!

Someone wake me up!

[stonerdyke]

Once i was petting it on my lap and it attacked me and scratched me real bad for no reason (i started to bleed), i got so pissed i flung it across the room and it crash landed on the side of the fridge and into the floor it started to run away i chased it into the toilet, closed the door picked up the shower head, turn the tap full power and sprayed the cat with water, it kept running around the toilet screaming but i didn't stop spraying it with water until the cat stopped moving

Wtf, you actual dick. You shouldnt fucking own pets if you think it's okay to throw an animal thats probably not even 1/20 the size of you across a room. That animal depends on you to survive, your it's carer, you wouldn't fling a child across a room just because it hit you in the face would you? The cat probably had got sick of the petting and you weren't observing its body movements telling you to stop so it attacked you.

I now have an awesome dog, German shep. Dogs are sooo much better, My Girlfriend loves my Shep and she takes him for walks every other day, you can never do that with a cat!

No you can't take a cat for a walk or teach it as many tricks as a dog but why is that a reason to hate them? Most other pets you can get also don't do tricks or fuck all. People like you have no fucking respect for cats and thats why there's so many stories in the news of people killing cats by throwing them to hungry dogs or microwaving them (just 2 stories in the UK news recently). Also I'm not suggesting to the OP your like those sicko cat killer, but it just makes me sick thinking about how some people mistreat animals.

[RGBKey]

My cat scratches me a little bit, but she's still adorable.

[tkbx]

I generally like cats, but my most recent one is a bit of a psychopath. He'll walk next to me, rub up against my legs, etc, and then when I pick him up to pet him, he starts biting me and won't let go unless I physically open his jaw.

My second most recent, and other current, cat, is a bit more relaxed and less violent. She reminds me a lot of Garfield.

[Four-Rings-Workshop]

I like most cats.
I do not like most people.

OP, you are not a cat person. Fine. But there is never a valid excuse for abuse.

[cosmofly]

Once i was petting it on my lap and it attacked me and scratched me real bad for no reason (i started to bleed), i got so pissed i flung it across the room and it crash landed on the side of the fridge and into the floor it started to run away i chased it into the toilet, closed the door picked up the shower head, turn the tap full power and sprayed the cat with water, it kept running around the toilet screaming but i didn't stop spraying it with water until the cat stopped moving

Wtf, you actual dick. You shouldnt fucking own pets if you think it's okay to throw an animal thats probably not even 1/20 the size of you across a room. That animal depends on you to survive, your it's carer, you wouldn't fling a child across a room just because it hit you in the face would you? The cat probably had got sick of the petting and you weren't observing its body movements telling you to stop so it attacked you.

I now have an awesome dog, German shep. Dogs are sooo much better, My Girlfriend loves my Shep and she takes him for walks every other day, you can never do that with a cat!

No you can't take a cat for a walk or teach it as many tricks as a dog but why is that a reason to hate them? Most other pets you can get also don't do tricks or fuck all. People like you have no fucking respect for cats and thats why there's so many stories in the news of people killing cats by throwing them to hungry dogs or microwaving them (just 2 stories in the UK news recently). Also I'm not suggesting to the OP your like those sicko cat killer, but it just makes me sick thinking about how some people mistreat animals.

Lol I'm the dick when I'm the one who was attacked and was BLEEDING.

Look at that article butterzone posted, the guy kicked the cat across the room for self defence. No one accused him of abuse.

There is a reason ppl hate cats, its because of their stupidity and lack of loyalty, they keep attacking the owner and hurting u trying to trip u etc. Ud think they r fairly intelligent as they do a lot of intelligent stuff as much as a dog. But when it comes to loyalty they r willing to kill u.

My Shep is ready to die for me and I can command him to attack an aggressor, see the difference?

[cosmofly]

I generally like cats, but my most recent one is a bit of a psychopath. He'll walk next to me, rub up against my legs, etc, and then when I pick him up to pet him, he starts biting me and won't let go unless I physically open his jaw.

My second most recent, and other current, cat, is a bit more relaxed and less violent. She reminds me a lot of Garfield.

Ur first cat has zero loyalty that's why

Ur second cat sounds decent but rarely I've seen cats loyal like that

[cosmofly]

I like most cats.
I do not like most people.

OP, you are not a cat person. Fine. But there is never a valid excuse for abuse.

I never abused my cat, I almost drowned it in water but that's it.

I also felt bad later so I dumped the cat outside a pet store for free the next day

[duhosnyul]

I don't like cats. I like dogs. I'm planning to buy a tibetan mastiff.