Hoax is a hoax

[styca]

Most fossils are real but they're created rapidly like concrete; the devil is in the details. The devil is also into gasoline but that's another argument.

So are fossils created by the devil in order to (literally) fuel his gasoline habit? Or did God create them? Or are they a waste product of the concrete industry? Or are they created naturally over a period of time by the replacement of organic matter with minerals?

Actually scratch that last one, it's clearly ridiculous.

Being serious for a moment, yes, actually some fossils are created rapidly - it depends in part on the size of the organism being fossilised - very small stuff can become fossilised in mere weeks. So the process doesn't have to violate the creationist world-is-a-couple-of-thousand-years-old argument.

[notbatman]

@DaftAjax the earth is flat, motionless and covered by a dome; outer space is a hoax. NASA is a propaganda agency, their planets are a hoax, just paintings and CGI, the real objects in the sky are just wandering stars; small bits of electrical plasma above us. Space alien colonies are a hoax.

@styca organic material can be tuned to stone (fossilized) rapidly in an energetic hydrolyzed process; lime can be made from ash and water for example.

[Foxpup]

So are fossils created by the devil in order to (literally) fuel his gasoline habit?

Actually, it's worse even than that:

Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.

• lied in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years
• made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive
• almost immediately granted us advanced technology
• naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance
• pitch black liquid
• kills anything it touches
• using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly
• inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned
• Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.

[o_e_l_e_o]

Slow down, I'm struggling to keep up here.

Dinosaurs are a hoax. Some fossils are hoax, but the way the ones which aren't a hoax are created is a hoax. Planets are a hoax. Space is a hoax. Stars are a hoax. Am I correct?

Question to the group: Is notbatman a hoax? Can someone so monumentally disconnected from reality even be real? Answers on a postcard.

[notbatman]

The globe is a hoax, the earth doesn't move.

[BADecker]

The globe is a hoax, the earth doesn't move.

But there's all those concav(ish) valleys on moving globe earth?

[BADecker]

Slow down, I'm struggling to keep up here.

Dinosaurs are a hoax. Some fossils are hoax, but the way the ones which aren't a hoax are created is a hoax. Planets are a hoax. Space is a hoax. Stars are a hoax. Am I correct?

Question to the group: Is notbatman a hoax? Can someone so monumentally disconnected from reality even be real? Answers on a postcard.

A real hoax?     

[notbatman]

He thinks he's on a carnival ride travelling 66,600 MPH, spinning 1,000 MPH in an elliptical orbit around a 864,340 mile wide thermonuclear bomb while tilted at 66.6 degrees, and he says I'm mad?

I'm crazy? hello?

[BADecker]

He thinks he's on a carnival ride travelling 66,600 MPH, spinning 1,000 MPH in an elliptical orbit around a 864,340 mile wide thermonuclear bomb while tilted at 66.6 degrees, and he says I'm mad?

I'm crazy? hello?

Well, even if you were mad, you wouldn't be mad at him. You'd be mad at all those scientists and engineers who won't let you prove that the earth is hollow.

 

[notbatman]

Get on your horse and take the world for a spin?

[BADecker]

^^^ Get off your horse and walk it.     

[styca]

So are fossils created by the devil in order to (literally) fuel his gasoline habit?

Actually, it's worse even than that:

Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.

• lied in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years
• made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive
• almost immediately granted us advanced technology
• naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance
• pitch black liquid
• kills anything it touches
• using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly
• inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned
• Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.

Thank you, that's brilliant!

Slow down, I'm struggling to keep up here.

Dinosaurs are a hoax. Some fossils are hoax, but the way the ones which aren't a hoax are created is a hoax. Planets are a hoax. Space is a hoax. Stars are a hoax. Am I correct?

Question to the group: Is notbatman a hoax? Can someone so monumentally disconnected from reality even be real? Answers on a postcard.

Yes, I think it's trolling. The flat earth thread is impressive; I can't believe he's kept that one going for years. But then the next question - what sort of person would be able to keep that up for so long? And to post day after day that everything is a hoax...

@notbatman - You still haven't adequately answered my question from a couple of weeks ago: can you prove that you're not batman? I think your name is an elaborate bluff. I'm calling you out on it. I mean I'm literally calling you out. Watch the skies, everybody.



How to make a bat signal

[BADecker]

So are fossils created by the devil in order to (literally) fuel his gasoline habit?

Actually, it's worse even than that:

Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.

• lied in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years
• made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive
• almost immediately granted us advanced technology
• naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance
• pitch black liquid
• kills anything it touches
• using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly
• inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned
• Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.

Thank you, that's brilliant!

Slow down, I'm struggling to keep up here.

Dinosaurs are a hoax. Some fossils are hoax, but the way the ones which aren't a hoax are created is a hoax. Planets are a hoax. Space is a hoax. Stars are a hoax. Am I correct?

Question to the group: Is notbatman a hoax? Can someone so monumentally disconnected from reality even be real? Answers on a postcard.

Yes, I think it's trolling. The flat earth thread is impressive; I can't believe he's kept that one going for years. But then the next question - what sort of person would be able to keep that up for so long? And to post day after day that everything is a hoax...

@notbatman - You still haven't adequately answered my question from a couple of weeks ago: can you prove that you're not batman? I think your name is an elaborate bluff. I'm calling you out on it. I mean I'm literally calling you out. Watch the skies, everybody.



How to make a bat signal

Looks like a few teeth in an open mouth, to me.     

[BADecker]

The concept of God is a hoax, because if there is, why people’s ‘merciful and loving God’ lets disasters happen. If their God saves, I guess the World Wars didn’t happen then. What is written in the Bible may be a work of a group of people who have too much heaven on their minds.

God is a giver. He can't help it if most of the people ask for bad things, if only they are going to wish them on somebody else. He simply answers their prayers.

God isn't trying to get Bible people. He has them already. He's going after the rest. Why? To give them more gifts, but good ones this time.

[DaftAjax]

@DaftAjax the earth is flat, motionless and covered by a dome; outer space is a hoax. NASA is a propaganda agency, their planets are a hoax, just paintings and CGI, the real objects in the sky are just wandering stars; small bits of electrical plasma above us. Space alien colonies are a hoax.

If the earth is flat, motionless and covered by a dome, then how would you explain the seasons? Why do the North and South poles have frozen lands and freezing temperatures? Does that mean the Sun is a Hoax? If so, this Earth would have been molten lava long ago just by the exposure of the sun. And if this is true what's pulling us back to the earth when we jump if gravity is a hoax?

Can someone please contact NASA and flew this guy out of space.

The globe is a hoax, the earth doesn't move.

I guess you don't believe in history then. I don't know if you ever knew this guy: "In September 1519, Magellan set sail from Spain with five ships. Three years later only one ship, the Victoria (depicted on a 1590 map), made it back to Spain after circumnavigating the world.".

[BADecker]

@DaftAjax the earth is flat, motionless and covered by a dome; outer space is a hoax. NASA is a propaganda agency, their planets are a hoax, just paintings and CGI, the real objects in the sky are just wandering stars; small bits of electrical plasma above us. Space alien colonies are a hoax.

If the earth is flat, motionless and covered by a dome, then how would you explain the seasons? Why do the North and South poles have frozen lands and freezing temperatures? Does that mean the Sun is a Hoax? If so, this Earth would have been molten lava long ago just by the exposure of the sun. And if this is true what's pulling us back to the earth when we jump if gravity is a hoax?

Can someone please contact NASA and flew this guy out of space.

The globe is a hoax, the earth doesn't move.

I guess you don't believe in history then. I don't know if you ever knew this guy: "In September 1519, Magellan set sail from Spain with five ships. Three years later only one ship, the Victoria (depicted on a 1590 map), made it back to Spain after circumnavigating the world.".

How to turn every thread into a Flat Earth thread!

 

[notbatman]

^^^ That's not a fair analysis, we've got a plethora of hoaxes here! It's just that the globe is the big lie.

[BADecker]

^^^ That's not a fair analysis, we've got a plethora of hoaxes here! It's just that the globe is the big lie.

Your "here" is exactly where it is... with you. You have a plethora of hoaxes. But most of them attach to FE in some way.

[notbatman]

^^^ That's why the globe is the big lie, it sets the stage.

[BADecker]

^^^ That's why the globe is the big lie, it sets the stage.

Exactly what I am saying. Whatever you won't accept on your stage is a lie to you, whether it is generally true or not.