Hoax is a hoax

[Balthazar]

I've seen a lot of "Evolution/Vaccination/ISIS/Global warming/XXX is a hoax" threads, so I came to conclution that we need a more generic one.

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[styca]

The Zionist margarine lobby have been filling our margarine with chemicals for decades. They do this so they can control our brains. We all know that margarine is bought disproportionately by families, which is why they have been working so hard to keep the divorce rate down. Unfortunately it is failing them because margarine consumption is dropping as well, but don't worry they have other plans as I will explain in a moment. But marriage/margarine, yes, anyone who wants to get a divorce has been targetted by margarine chemicals so that they stay married and buy more margarine. It's a well-known tactic, they first trialled it with their vaccination scam where they filled innocent bodies with harmful margarine chemicals. They also perpetuate the global warming myth... why? Simple. Butter increases sunburn, but margarine reduces it. It's not enough that we eat their stuff, now we must cover our bodies in it to protect from 'global warming' and the Evil Death Rays that are suddenly supposedly coming out of the sun. But frankly I have never seen any of these so-called Death Rays. Of course they push the evolution hoax as well. God made us and made all natural things, butter is natural but margarine is man-made and evolved through man-made chemicals. If they can get us thinking that the stuff God made is second-rate, they will push us from buying butter and straight into their waiting margariney arms. There is nothing about margarine in the bible and that is because margarine is the Devil's foodstuff.

I've tried using evidence and it's got me nowhere. Satire might be worth a go.

[franky1]

coughing causes lung cancer

studies show that ALL people with lung cancers initially showed signs that they cough more often then people without lung cancer. so its not smoking, nor carcinogens, nor bad diet nor vaccinations.. but the simple act of coughing that causes lung cancer

[yazher]

ISIS was a hoax, the American created the group to further destroy the bond between Qatar and Saudi Arabia. they planned it from the start and they are successful to destroy the bond between these two huge Arab nations. After that, they come up with the news of killing the ISIS leader for some funny reasons. They said: they execute the mission after they confirm the leader's DNA via his underwear. can you believe this? this is the funniest hoax I've ever heard, I mean come on man, can you come up with some good explanations to make us believe.  

[franky1]

ISIS was a hoax, the American created the group to further destroy the bond between Qatar and Saudi Arabia. they planned it from the start and they are successful to destroy the bond between these two huge Arab nations. After that, they come up with the news of killing the ISIS leader for some funny reasons. They said: they execute the mission after they confirm the leader's DNA via his underwear. can you believe this? this is the funniest hoax I've ever heard, I mean come on man, can you come up with some good explanations to make us believe.  

lets just where conspiracy hat for once

so they killed him without a drop of blood spilled? meaning no blood to test
so they tested dna from when he shat himself? naturally a terrorist fears many things to easily mess thier pants(sarc)
or
did thy kill him by putting a dildo up his behind

by the way dna of his boxer shorts aint proof. what if a gay jizzed on a random male prostitute and it was the jizzer who walked away and still lives that is the leader

[squatz1]

When we're talking about antivaxers I think there is a very clear distinction that must be made. As not all antivaxers are the same.

There are some people who don't support certain vaccines because the side effects on them on their child / etc are not worth the benefit from taking the vaccine. Think of people who may get extreme reactions to the flu vaccine, so they opt not to get it due the fact that it could cause more harm then good for them. This is a legitimate concern, and I think we must not forget about these people.

But there is the other group, the one that we all love to shit on. This is the group of people who think that vaccines are given out by the government in order to brainwash the entire population, or to spread a certain disease, or to spread autism, or whatever.

The first group has legitimate concerns, the 2nd group is full of shit.

[franky1]

there is always a difference between those with opposing view and then those with extremes of that opposing view
normal:                                                   extremes
female equal rights                                   feminists
vegetarians                                              vegans
not wanting antiotics for common cold        antivaxxers
christians                                                 KKK white supremecy
muslims                                                   nutjob isis
thos wanting to be thin                              anorexics
those ok with a bit of a belly                       morbitly obese

[yazher]

ISIS was a hoax, the American created the group to further destroy the bond between Qatar and Saudi Arabia. they planned it from the start and they are successful to destroy the bond between these two huge Arab nations. After that, they come up with the news of killing the ISIS leader for some funny reasons. They said: they execute the mission after they confirm the leader's DNA via his underwear. can you believe this? this is the funniest hoax I've ever heard, I mean come on man, can you come up with some good explanations to make us believe.  

lets just where conspiracy hat for once

so they killed him without a drop of blood spilled? meaning no blood to test
so they tested dna from when he shat himself? naturally a terrorist fears many things to easily mess thier pants(sarc)
or
did thy kill him by putting a dildo up his behind

by the way dna of his boxer shorts aint proof. what if a gay jizzed on a random male prostitute and it was the jizzer who walked away and still lives that is the leader

This is where they good at, they claimed that they killed the man without providing a video or image files from the said operation. how will they expect to be believed? when they always giving us some out of this world explanations. they've been doing this for a decade now. that's why I said earlier they need to come up with another reason that can be digested to our minds or else people will not be fooled all the time, there will become a time when no one believes them.

[creepyjas]

ISIS was a hoax, the American created the group to further destroy the bond between Qatar and Saudi Arabia. they planned it from the start and they are successful to destroy the bond between these two huge Arab nations. After that, they come up with the news of killing the ISIS leader for some funny reasons. They said: they execute the mission after they confirm the leader's DNA via his underwear. can you believe this? this is the funniest hoax I've ever heard, I mean come on man, can you come up with some good explanations to make us believe.  

Same sentiments. I am really confused with  the videos released about ISIS with their hostage some time ago. It looks awkwardly fake. Any thoughts?

[Viper1]

The pro vaccination people that spout of the mantra that it's "safe" are such morons. Science is what we know TODAY. Tomorrow that could change. Way back there was a scientist that proved some ulcers are caused by a virus. He was ridiculed by the medical community. He injected himself to prove his point and so they looked into it more and now it's a "fact" that he was right. A decade or two ago they said you should take Asprin in order to reduce the chance of heart attack. Fast forward to 2018 and it's "oops".. For some it can lead to bleeding and death so don't do it now unless your doctor recommends it and you understand the risks. When it comes to vaccinations and anti biotics, they're now extremely concerned that we're creating super strains of everything because of them and that we may not be able to come up with new things to combat them. We need to stop being so pro drug and stuffing things in our bodies that we don't always need and focus on just the top critical ones instead or better yet, focus on the treatment to perfect that for when someone actually comes down with something.

[yazher]

ISIS was a hoax, the American created the group to further destroy the bond between Qatar and Saudi Arabia. they planned it from the start and they are successful to destroy the bond between these two huge Arab nations. After that, they come up with the news of killing the ISIS leader for some funny reasons. They said: they execute the mission after they confirm the leader's DNA via his underwear. can you believe this? this is the funniest hoax I've ever heard, I mean come on man, can you come up with some good explanations to make us believe.  

Same sentiments. I am really confused with  the videos released about ISIS with their hostage some time ago. It looks awkwardly fake. Any thoughts?

ISIS is the American product for continuously manipulating people of their so-called "Terrorist Eliminator". they want to introduce to the world how they eliminate this "Evil People" when they themselves create it. The Victims are real, the ISIS group is Fake there are some groups created by the join forces of the American and Israel to inject on the people's minds how bad are the Muslims.

[franky1]

ISIS was a hoax, the American created the group to further destroy the bond between Qatar and Saudi Arabia. they planned it from the start and they are successful to destroy the bond between these two huge Arab nations. After that, they come up with the news of killing the ISIS leader for some funny reasons. They said: they execute the mission after they confirm the leader's DNA via his underwear. can you believe this? this is the funniest hoax I've ever heard, I mean come on man, can you come up with some good explanations to make us believe.  

Same sentiments. I am really confused with  the videos released about ISIS with their hostage some time ago. It looks awkwardly fake. Any thoughts?

my sentiment is that some atrocities did occur people did die, buildings were destroyed and such.
but
although there was before isis alot of radicals who were angry about the abuses they received due to the many wars of the ottoman era all the way through to the gulf wars (1900-2000)
but after the millenium. the organisation and formalisation of all the radicals became a planned group.
funny part is in the UK a few years back there was news of stuff happening in the middle east. they had someone that was so called high up in the rankings who was organising attacks and doing propaganda stuff to recruit radicals..
the guy was a british. went to british schools and colleges and had business management skills due to his university degree.

so his particular 'cell' was of british management as h was nicknamed because he and a few other british based leaders were given the tag the beatles and h was called jihadi john.

so t me if it wasnt for the management/formalisation of the cults of radicals.. the radicals as independant nut cases would have just been angry armchair activists that their ancestors got hurt. and less recent events would have occured without the formalisation of the group(s)

so. in summary
dead or secretly alive being questioned in Guantanamo style prison.. doesnt matter. as long as there is no/less leaders organising the radicals. then great.
so unless a vido surfaces that shows h is alive and organising more attacks, it just doesnt matter

[notbatman]

Here are a few of my favorite hoaxes:

Atheism,
Gravity,
The Big Bang,
Outer Space,
Planets,
The Globe,
Evolution,
Dinosaurs,
Everything NASA,
Nuclear Weapons.

[styca]

Here are a few of my favorite hoaxes:

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Nuclear Weapons.

I think I've argued against you on most of those. Not nuclear weapons yet though.
Do you believe in nuclear power stations? That might be a good starting point.

[Balthazar]

Here are a few of my favorite hoaxes:

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Nuclear Weapons.

I think I've argued against you on most of those. Not nuclear weapons yet though.
Do you believe in nuclear power stations? That might be a good starting point.

Nuclear energy is a government conspiracy. There are no NPPs.
The so-called NPPs are secretly burning gas to generate power, while the gas is delivered via underground pipelines.

[Foxpup]

Nuclear energy is a government conspiracy. There are no NPPs.
The so-called NPPs are secretly burning gas to generate power, while the gas is delivered via underground pipelines.

So you're saying the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone is just a cover-up for the fact that it was really a gas explosion? But then what was the gas explosion a cover-up for? (They're always a cover-up for something, aren't they?)

[Balthazar]

So you're saying the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone is just a cover-up for the fact that it was really a gas explosion? But then what was the gas explosion a cover-up for? (They're always a cover-up for something, aren't they?)

That's the case for sure. I suppose we need to ask local representatives for Zionist Occupational Government. Maybe they have declassified some papers.
But even their refusal to answer will serve as confirmation.

[franky1]

So you're saying the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone is just a cover-up for the fact that it was really a gas explosion? But then what was the gas explosion a cover-up for? (They're always a cover-up for something, aren't they?)

That's the case for sure. I suppose we need to ask local representatives for Zionist Occupational Government. Maybe they have declassified some papers.
But even their refusal to answer will serve as confirmation.

or take a geiger counter on a world tour
if you hear lots of clicking noises.. try not to stay there too long or you'll get more than just a tan

[BADecker]

I've seen a lot of "Evolution/Vaccination/ISIS/Global warming/XXX is a hoax" threads, so I came to conclution that we need a more generic one.

Dear antivaxxers, feel free to comment this chart:

All you are showing that if hoaxes are hoaxes, we can't believe anything until it is taken to a jury with real tests, and real witnesses, and evidence, before we can believe. Get them on the stand, under oath with penalty of death, and let them prove what they are saying.

[Balthazar]

or take a geiger counter on a world tour
if you hear lots of clicking noises.. try not to stay there too long or you'll get more than just a tan

Well, if we will talk seriously, there are places on Earth where natural backround is much higher than that in the Exclusion Zone.

Like this place, for example:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramsar,_Mazandaran

http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2018/ph241/lance2/

People are living there, and there is a significant tourist flow. Nice place for vacation, but not for those who like to drink alcohol because it's banned in Iran.