Fun with Bitcoin (Jokes) - I give merit to new jokes, please contribute

[EdvinZ]

Very cool jokes, but I think the third joke should sound a little different.
A son asked his Bitcoin-investing father for $20.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
— Father: $10.00? What do you need $5.00 for?  

The joke does not need to sound different,,, or structured differently, it is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en

"A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?"

And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

Yes, now I understand this joke, it concerned the prediction of the Bitcoin price. I gave an example of a joke that is not directly related to cryptocurrencies, but concerns money. I think its meaning is clear 

[Kahoy01]

Please write your own jokes below

Playboy; Hi girl.. is your dad a Bitcoin trader?
Nerdy girl; yes, right, how do you know that?
Playboy; because I see your father's head is round and bald like a coin
Nerdy girl; slap.. go you damn
Playboy; krik..krik..krik

a bad joke   

Very clever I likethis one hahaha 

[peter0425]

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Please write your own jokes below

wahahahahahahahhaha,damn Trash car how can he HODL if he cant even have a good holdings on his CAR .

looking for another set sooner ,you really made my day lol

[anoufal]

Most of my favorite jokes about bitcoin in the format of the meme

[thirdprize]

Dogecoin.  That's a funny joke. 

[djefes]

Most of my favorite jokes about bitcoin in the format of the meme

send some

[maxreish]

Bitcoin that lost weight -Litecoin.
Lol I enjoyed reading all of those jokes, we have to laugh sometimes to lighten our mood. And I appreciate that you shared some of this jokes relates with bitcoin.  What I laughed the most is the firefighter image. 

Add this up.

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[kryptqnick]

I think it's a good initiative! Our talks are way too serious sometimes on bitcointalk. I liked some of the jokes, so I gave you a merit, op! Although I gotta say, I am not very used to reading jokes, I am more of a meme person, like some other people in this thread. As for me, I am not good at joking or creating things, not really. But there was a time when I made some crypto-related memes, I worked for one company back then and was trying to help it that way. So now I decided to find them and post them here. It was, like, a year ago, so some of them are clearly outdated because the situation on the market is different, but still... Here they are:

[djefes]

I think it's a good initiative! Our talks are way too serious sometimes on bitcointalk. I liked some of the jokes, so I gave you a merit, op! Although I gotta say, I am not very used to reading jokes, I am more of a meme person, like some other people in this thread. As for me, I am not good at joking or creating things, not really. But there was a time when I made some crypto-related memes, I worked for one company back then and was trying to help it that way. So now I decided to find them and post them here. It was, like, a year ago, so some of them are clearly outdated because the situation on the market is different, but still... Here they are:

Added, Good Memes so I gave you a merit too

[Icygreen]

How do you know if someone has Bitcoin?

Don't worry, they'll Fucking tell you!

Ba dum bum, tish..

[tambok]

That was funny, it made my day, thanks for this, looking forward to have some sort of jokes from you, will keep an eye here to read more jokes and memes. Sometimes, we need this jokes/memes especially when we are in depressing moment to cheer up a bit. Will have some memes to be added here soon, will just find a good one. Cheers to everyone.

[djefes]

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[pjcaruci]

I like to joke about my Hobbies, including crypto.

[FrankNoland]

This one reminds me of some investment mistakes which might have happened in 2017

[Maotezi]

My litlle joke
Son: Father, I'd like you to buy me 0.5 bitcoin
Dad: Is that why you want to gamble online?
            I didn't do it at your age.
Son: But father, I just want to invest in bitcoin and wait for his price to go up and get a lot of money.
Dad: So not gambling?
Son: No.
Dad: Then he can't.

[djefes]

This one reminds me of some investment mistakes which might have happened in 2017

LOL, I have seen something like that but this version is better

[joinfree]

hahahahaaha...Damn it man, you are making my day this morning. i guess we can all use some joke after this market crash. Lets hope the market volatility does not render our bitcoins as water  or a bottle of beer  in the next 48 hours lol. and if things does not thank then we can all be cruising some lambos in the next 5 years.

[djefes]

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[FrankNoland]

This one reminds me of some investment mistakes which might have happened in 2017

LOL, I have seen something like that but this version is better

It's sad since some investors got in on the all-time high, the sad part is that the price was never on those levels again, instead it's been declinings. I guess if we hold our holding, nevermind we are in loss or not, things will come together will we will benefit from our investments, patience is key.

[djefes]

This one reminds me of some investment mistakes which might have happened in 2017

LOL, I have seen something like that but this version is better

It's sad since some investors got in on the all-time high, the sad part is that the price was never on those levels again, instead it's been declinings. I guess if we hold our holding, nevermind we are in loss or not, things will come together will we will benefit from our investments, patience is key.

That is why people should invest in btc and forget about it for a long time. There are many people in my country that invested with a loan when the price was above 15k