FLAT MARS

[willy2streams]

This is NASA astronaut and homosexual Scott Kelly aboard the ISS:

The Three Musketeers are an all male thruple, it's blatant pro-masonic homosexual propaganda.

I'm noticing a pattern here.  A secret obsession with homosexuality? 

Or maybe not so secret. 

[BADecker]

^^^ I'd like to agree with you, but it isn't so... not of notbatman at least.

Look at notbatman's name. If he is not batman, he has to be batwoman.

So, she is definitely heterosexual.

 

[senne]

This is the ultimate truth they don't want you to know. Elon Musk is a glitch in the matrix.

Elon Musk is known to be active on twitter with out of this world to know what the followers think and make them thinking more. I really dont think Mars is flat after soo many explorations and space missions.  There are two rovers by mars already doing their work known as Curiosity and Insight by NASA. Other countries like China and India are too preparing for missions at Mars. Mars is certainly known to have life supporting atmosphere and is known to be Earth like but absolutely it is not flat.

[Cnut237]

'Flat Mars' is an anagram of Starflam, which is a Belgian hip-hop group.
Starflam released a record called Bled Runner.
Bled Runner is simply Blade Runner spoken with a South African accent.
The South African 'Blade Runner' is Oscar Pistorius, the paralympian who is currently serving a murder sentence.
Batman movie The Dark Knight was famously snubbed for a Best Picture Oscar.

Therefore: Flat Mars -> Best Picture -> not Batman.

The best picture we have of Flat Mars in this thread is the one from notbatman. Ignore the 'spherical' nonsense from other posters, notbatman has shown us the truth: Mars is flat.

The fevered ramblings of a deranged mind? I don't think so.
Tenuous associations and misdirections made in bad faith? I don't think so.

[Butwhytho]

My main problem with flat earthers is that I never know if someone is trolling me and trying to make me believe they are flat earther, they are joking and being sarcastic, or they are earnest.

[notbatman]

@Butwhytho belief is the adversary of knowledge.

Get a super zoom camera and test the globe! Here's a calculator for the distance to the horizon on a globe if Python Pythagorean theorem isn't your forté.



@Cnut237 Mars is directly measured at 25.1 arcseconds, this equates to a plasma disc with a 1/4 mile radius. It really is nothing more than an electrical light in the sky a few thousand miles up.

...but hey, don't let ridiculous things like empirical evidence and documentation get in the way of your mockery, I don't believe the fucking cartoon balls I'm shown are real after all.

[DireWolfM14]

belief is the adversary of knowledge.

Wow, the irony is thick in this post, I'm going to read it to my anemic neighbor. 

[TECSHARE]

belief is the adversary of knowledge.

Wow, the irony is thick in this post, I'm going to read it to my anemic neighbor. 

I would like to present this award to you:



Congratulations.

[BrokenM14]

belief is the adversary of knowledge.

Wow, the irony is thick in this post, I'm going to read it to my anemic neighbor. 

I would like to present this award to you:

https://i.imgur.com/U0oT62t.jpg

Congratulations.

I graciously accept.  My children and I thank you.

[ClayDouglas]

If the Earth is flat for the flat Earthers, then the logical conclusion would be that Mars if flat. That's a great way of proving to them that the Earth is round. In fact it's a logical conclusion for those people who lived before Columbus discovered America.

[PrimeNumber7]

Mars has rim and hexagon core, it looks like a coin:



The image is for the most part in focus and this is not the camera aperture.

If Mars is flat, the Earth is flat, and this photo was taken from Earth, how did we get a photo of the top of Mars? Does this mean Mars is not only flat, but also sideways? How do the martians keep from falling off Mars?

[Bitfox22]

Obviously NASA is behind it, keeping the flat Martians at bay!

[Sahyadri]

This is the ultimate truth they don't want you to know. Elon Musk is a glitch in the matrix.

Stop taking twitters of Elon Musk seriously all the time as that guy enjoys putting wild thoughts in minds of his followers. Being a visionary with his special love for outer space loves to play with your mind and also wants to learn what the world on twitter thinks. Mars for sure is not flar and is Earth like and I completely cant think of it being flat after several successfull missions to Mars. Curiosity and Insight being few of them. 

[TECSHARE]

This is the ultimate truth they don't want you to know. Elon Musk is a glitch in the matrix.

Stop taking twitters of Elon Musk seriously all the time as that guy enjoys putting wild thoughts in minds of his followers. Being a visionary with his special love for outer space loves to play with your mind and also wants to learn what the world on twitter thinks. Mars for sure is not flar and is Earth like and I completely cant think of it being flat after several successfull missions to Mars. Curiosity and Insight being few of them. 

Marth is nar flar fer shar.

[BADecker]

Obviously NASA is behind it, keeping the flat Martians at bay!

Martians are flat like graphene is flat.     

[djsugar]

This is the ultimate truth they don't want you to know. Elon Musk is a glitch in the matrix.

Space exploration has been going for many years now and there are both inactive and active mission on Mars which prove it is certainly not flat and similar to Earth. I have myself seen Mars with naked eye once when I wenr to a friend's place who has a super telescope which made possible to see till Saturn clearly. Elon is known to make wild out of blue tweets in order to grab attention and make fhe followers think. Dont take him literally always.

[notbatman]

"...Elon Musk..."

"...Mars...Mars...Elon..."

I just started watching this video:

SPACEX to MARS 2020 DEBUNKED BY MOUSE ON OUTSIDE OF ROCKET -- https://youtu.be/6V4-7W-uepA (2:22:10)



edit:
Short, to the point video:

Did A Mouse Just Prove SpaceX Is Fake? - Learn how to think -- https://youtu.be/DGH29k07nII (7:20)



edit2:
The footage is definitely fake, but I don't see a mouse. YouTube buried all the good videos, now I get ones full of strawman arguments, they suck.

Why the fuck did all these videos and these people suddenly appear claiming there's a mouse when there's no fucking mouse?

[Spendulus]

This is NASA astronaut and homosexual Scott Kelly aboard the ISS:

The Three Musketeers are an all male thruple, it's blatant pro-masonic homosexual propaganda.

I'm noticing a pattern here.  A secret obsession with homosexuality? 

Or maybe not so secret. 

Indeed...

"Balls" are not spherical and are not balls.

And something else ... is notably FLAT.

[notbatman]

^^^ Space is fake and gay, it's all just propaganda including a lot of controlled opposition i.e. space mouse.

[SummerBliss]

This is the ultimate truth they don't want you to know. Elon Musk is a glitch in the matrix.

We have to stop taking Elon Musk seriously and sometimes ignore his tweets. He does such gimmiks to get attention of his followers and make them ponder. Or at times it is done intentionally to market his product or mission , for example consider Tesla's launch of MUV where he shattered the glass. It was for sure played well and was a way to male things viral. I am sure after all these years of interest in space exploration that Mars is indeed not flat and Earth like.