REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: Flat Earth

[suchmoon]

Unfortunately Bitcointalk's most famous flatearther locked his thread after merely ~800 pages without conclusively proving whether the Earth is flat or not. We can continue this extremely important discussion here. Anything with the word "earth" in it is on topic. Bonus points if you can prove that it's shaped like a tostitos scoop.

[marlboroza]

Anything with the word "earth" in it is on topic.

Anything with word earth? Ok.

I don't get it. If notbatman is not batman, what is he?

[suchmoon]

I don't get it. If notbatman is not batman, what is he?

Not bat, man!

earth

[OgNasty]

Gotta fill that signature spam quota eh?

[suchmoon]

Gotta fill that signature spam quota eh?

I must be the dumbest sig spammer ever, filling my quota on a board that doesn't count for my campaign.

Your post is off topic since you didn't mention earth.

[peonminer]

notbatman whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ( That thread provided laughs and insight for ages. I guess this is the new and improved flat REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE earth thread. Hmmmfm.

Shall we have a moment of silence for our most extreme flat earther?

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/306483-man-who-wanted-to-prove-earth-was-flat-kills-self-in-homemade-rocket

[OgNasty]

Gotta fill that signature spam quota eh?

I must be the dumbest sig spammer ever, filling my quota on a board that doesn't count for my campaign.

Your post is off topic since you didn't mention earth.

You won’t catch me denying that. Although I wouldn’t say ever, just on earth.

[suchmoon]

notbatman whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ( That thread provided laughs and insight for ages. I guess this is the new and improved flat REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE earth thread. Hmmmfm.

I hope he'll unlock it. I don't have the stamina to be a full-time substitute and I suck even at spamming as it turns out.

Shall we have a moment of silence for our most extreme flat earther?

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/306483-man-who-wanted-to-prove-earth-was-flat-kills-self-in-homemade-rocket

https://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/DarwinAward1-768x419.jpg

Sad story but I respect him for trying - more than can be said about 99% of flatearther trolls.

[OgNasty]

Shall we have a moment of silence for our most extreme flat earther?

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/306483-man-who-wanted-to-prove-earth-was-flat-kills-self-in-homemade-rocket

https://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/DarwinAward1-768x419.jpg

Sad story but I respect him for trying - more than can be said about 99% of flatearther trolls.

Respect him for trying but not enough to not troll his supporters immediately after his death...  Disgusting.

[Vod]

Respect him for trying but not enough to not troll his supporters immediately after his death...  Disgusting.

You certainly have been disgusting recently.  

Maybe he died after being an asshole, and deserved it?

#hypocrite

[Quickseller]

I am pretty sure that I got him to believe the earth is in fact round based on my method and my personality confirming the earth is round.

[Vod]

I am pretty sure that I got him to believe the earth is in fact round based on my method and my personality confirming the earth is round.

I doubt he ever did not believe the earth is a sphere.  It was just a game trolling people; he got a lot of recognition for it - I wonder why he stopped.  :/

[OgNasty]

Maybe he died after being an asshole, and deserved it?

Wow. This will make one hell of a quote someday.

[Quickseller]

I am pretty sure that I got him to believe the earth is in fact round based on my method and my personality confirming the earth is round.

I doubt he ever did not believe the earth is a sphere.  It was just a game trolling people; he got a lot of recognition for it - I wonder why he stopped.  :/

It is hard to say for sure. I really didn’t follow the thread very closely.

A lot of the flat earth people believe the earth is flat like a cult and choose to ignore science and logic. This is primarily why they don’t have any credibility. There are also some people who like to pretend to be these people to troll online communities.

If he was trolling, he did it for an awfully long time.

[suchmoon]

A lot of the flat earth people believe the earth is flat like a cult and choose to ignore science and logic. This is primarily why they don’t have any credibility. There are also some people who like to pretend to be these people to troll online communities.

notbatman is opposed to Flat Earth Society (and possibly some other "official" groups) because their theories didn't match his. Apparently there are different ways for Earth to be flat.

[sirazimuth]

....
I hope he'll unlock it.
....

I musta started getting on batty’s nerves. And besides, he already won the bet to have the
longest running April Fools prank on the interwebz.
Oh well, seeing how you’re the new BTCT flat earth OP, I’ll just have to start taking the piss outta you now....

[suchmoon]

Oh well, seeing how you’re the new BTCT flat earth OP, I’ll just have to start taking the piss outta you now....

That's gonna be tough, because (1) I don't give much of a shit; and (2) I wasn't a good student so all I remember is something about sextant, blockade around Antarctica, no gravity (?), unobtainium dome with projected lights, and I think there is some Nikon or Canon camera all flatearthers are supposed to use to magically pull objects from below the horizon.

Oh, and also don't board a flight from Chile to Australia because the plane is gonna run out of fuel on the pizza-shaped Earth:

[Quickseller]

A lot of the flat earth people believe the earth is flat like a cult and choose to ignore science and logic. This is primarily why they don’t have any credibility. There are also some people who like to pretend to be these people to troll online communities.

notbatman is opposed to Flat Earth Society (and possibly some other "official" groups) because their theories didn't match his. Apparently there are different ways for Earth to be flat.

Well I am glad I was able to attest to the world being a sphere (along with my method to confirm the earth is not flat) and natty subsequently locking his thread.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there are multiple cult-like flat earth 🌏 groups. (I couldn’t find a flat earth emoji).

[CristianOff]

I like how Earth is flat but Moon and planets are actual planets.

[sirazimuth]

I doubt he ever did not believe the earth is a sphere.  It was just a game trolling people; he got a lot of recognition for it - I wonder why he stopped.  :/

His shrink probably threatened to cut off his meds if he didn’t cut the shit and get out more.

Earth.