Last post before 6/1/2012 wins 5 BTC... and who knows how much that will be

[MelMan2002]

Happy Christmas Eve guys! 

[ineededausername]

I agree with Ryan da Clem. Lock the thread immediately.

lol... I'm thinking of earning a profit off selling or auctioning a thread lock... trying to resist the temptation. xD

edit: AUCTION

Rules:
1. I can do whatever the fuck I want to this auction.  However, I will probably not exercise this right.
2. You are bidding on the right to decide when to lock this thread.
3. If I lock the thread too late, tough luck.  Too early, I'll reopen it if you PM me and extend the thread's expiry time by the amount of time lost.
4. This is a dollar auction.  Top two bidders must both pay their bids.
5. Bidding starts at 2.5 BTC.
6. Bidding ends when nobody has placed a bid for 72 hours.
7. Specify your thread lock time in the format: mm/dd/yyyy HH:MM:SS (24hr GMT forum time).  Any times not in this format will be ignored.

edit: Oops, had to exercise rule #1 already.  Adding this rule:

8. Minimum bid increment is 0.1 BTC.

[dree12]

Why lock the actual thread? Couldn't you just ignore posts after a cetain point?

[BTCurious]

Trolololololo!

[ineededausername]

Why lock the actual thread? Couldn't you just ignore posts after a cetain point?

No, because I've already said that the last post wins 5 BTC, and I can't modify that rule now.  I never said I couldn't lock the thread though

[BTCurious]

Paying you in this dollar auction is such a bad idea :p

[btc_artist]

4. This is a dollar auction.

Evil.

[BTCurious]

Yup.

[altuin]

I'll give every below poster 10 BTC to delete their post under the condition that I am not aware of the post - and do not become aware of it in any circumstance.

[BTCurious]

Which means no one is getting 10 bitcoin, if I'm not mistaken.

[BadBear]

Which means no one is getting 10 bitcoin, if I'm not mistaken.

Indeed, he would have to be aware of it to be paying out for the deletion of it. 

[BTCurious]

Or we wipe his mind somehow.

[dree12]

I thought I would snipe this reward on 2012-05-31, but maybe this post will go unnoticed...

[btc_artist]

I didn't see it...

[dree12]

I didn't see it...

Then I didn't need to respond.

[btc_artist]

Ok.

[BTCurious]

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[ineededausername]

you people are still at it?

bwaha

[BTCurious]

Naw, I quit ages ago, but then these people brought this up again.

[dree12]

Naw, I quit ages ago, but then these people brought this up again.

I did not post in this topic.