I Have Something To Confess

[Bit_Happy]

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding seeds not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

he said Tree is always a virgin..! I don't know how you will post tree p0rn then?

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies, are your eyes real? Apparently not because that was an outright lie. Of course trees can lose their virginity.

The rest of this is nsfw so if you have any saplings in the room please ask them to close their photoreceptors.





I'm a little turned on now if I'm being honest.

If all trees have wood, does that mean all the females are shemales? 

[boumalo]

i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one 

I need to stop losing time reading those topics because I am becoming to find them funny and interesting..

[Bit_Happy]

i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one 

I need to stop losing time reading those topics because I am becoming to find them funny and interesting..

This one is really different.
You will not find many threads as unique as our tree hugging OP friend has going here.

[RobFordWotWot]

Anybody want to start a tree coin with me? 

[acs267]

i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one 

I need to stop losing time reading those topics because I am becoming to find them funny and interesting..

This one is really different.
You will not find many threads as unique as our tree hugging OP friend has going here.

Do you want to get fucking sued, pal? I am a TREE. A weeping willow mixed with a oak. I seriously hope you'll respect me. The slammer won't respect you, and any of the trees in the courtyard. There's trees all around. We'll be looking for you. Who do you think Obama is? Ol' Washington? Franklin? Okay then.

Shut the hell up.
And let trees live.

[Bit_Happy]

Anybody want to start a tree coin with me? 

Starts out small grows into something big?
Save the rainforests?
Too many coins, chop them all down? 

[Bit_Happy]

i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one 

I need to stop losing time reading those topics because I am becoming to find them funny and interesting..

This one is really different.
You will not find many threads as unique as our tree hugging OP friend has going here.

Do you want to get fucking sued, pal? I am a TREE. A weeping willow mixed with a oak. I seriously hope you'll respect me. The slammer won't respect you, and any of the trees in the courtyard. There's trees all around. We'll be looking for you. Who do you think Obama is? Ol' Washington? Franklin? Okay then.

Shut the hell up.
And let trees live.

I thought your thread was fun, until you went crazy on me.
WTF is up your ass?

[acs267]

i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one 

I need to stop losing time reading those topics because I am becoming to find them funny and interesting..

This one is really different.
You will not find many threads as unique as our tree hugging OP friend has going here.

Do you want to get fucking sued, pal? I am a TREE. A weeping willow mixed with a oak. I seriously hope you'll respect me. The slammer won't respect you, and any of the trees in the courtyard. There's trees all around. We'll be looking for you. Who do you think Obama is? Ol' Washington? Franklin? Okay then.

Shut the hell up.
And let trees live.

I thought your thread was fun, until you went crazy on me.
WTF is up your ass?

Nooo! The grand master tree was watching. I'm so sorry. He has requested that we tell nobody we're a tree. He says he's sometimes gone, but I swear, he's always spying on us.

He's always creating fires, and getting humans to kill us. We're, I'm, just so scared. Man.

[naypalm]

Is there a respectable way of turning dead trees into ASIC mining fuel?

[Swordsoffreedom]

Is there a respectable way of turning dead trees into ASIC mining fuel?

Hmm turn it into Coal then process that into oil then feed it to the miner ^^
(Wait uh respectable ways not that I can think of)

[Bit_Happy]

Does the The grand master tree have roots or is he able to move around and watch you even closer?

[apsvinet]

I accidentally chopped a couple trees down today, did you know any of them?

[rohnearner]

I accidentally chopped a couple trees down today, did you know any of them?

c'mon dude you are getting lil harsh on this tree... millions of people die daily i don't think any tree asked you same question before that you asked .

[Lauda]

Why did you confess this to us and why should this interest me?

[acs267]

Does the The grand master tree have roots or is he able to move around and watch you even closer?

Nobody has a idea. Sometimes, he's just there. As if he's not a tree like us. He just watches, and watches. It's so creepy, and I hear that he sometimes kill trees.

[apsvinet]

I accidentally chopped a couple trees down today, did you know any of them?

c'mon dude you are getting lil harsh on this tree... millions of people die daily i don't think any tree asked you same question before that you asked .

Well I think that has mainly to do with the fact that there are a lot more
people like me ( talking human beings ) compared to talking trees, able to answer questions.

[jodybay]

ohh god
BTC what have you done to people??

as a tree do you also eat poop as a fertilizer?

[jodybay]

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding seeds not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

he said Tree is always a virgin..! I don't know how you will post tree p0rn then?

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies, are your eyes real? Apparently not because that was an outright lie. Of course trees can lose their virginity.

The rest of this is nsfw so if you have any saplings in the room please ask them to close their photoreceptors.





I'm a little turned on now if I'm being honest.

If all trees have wood, does that mean all the females are shemales? 

fuck!!! i need a medice for stomache

LOL LOL!!!!!!

[durrrr]

So how does it feel when it's windy outside? Also does it hurt when kids build tree houses and such and also are you still there when they build a home out of you?

[jodybay]

did someone pissed on you also? seriously you made me laugh today